my fellow chicks and dicks from yokohama

Clem - 28 - he/him

[anywhoozles]

[texasinnersmile]

aborted bloke: i would’ve loved to do fuck all

[arrimorr]

All for nothing

[mxwormie]

i like his little outfit from the eleventh hour graphic novel

[griffinmcelroyselevatorfetish]

​shelly said please divorce for my podcasting pleasure

[1sovereign-deactivated20251229]

[holythefirm-deactivated20200829]

She needs to relax her shoulders

[1sovereign-deactivated20251229]

her dad died

[holythefirm-deactivated20200829]

Okay….ummmm…the tension she’s carrying isn’t gonna bring him back lol..

[multitrackdrifting]

tears

x

[multitrackdrifting]

[soapoey]

Taylor swift has fallen down into a scary hole

[himejoshikomaeda]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[himejoshikomaeda]

I DONT CARE ABOUT TSWIFT BUT IF THE SCARY HOLE GETS A TASTE FOR HUMAN FLESH I DONT KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN!!!!!!!!

[himejoshikomaeda]

sorry. i'm catastrophizing and sensationalizing. we have to be calm and think smartly pretty about this

[soapoey]

Its ok taylor swift flesh is probably very different from human flesh :))

[himejoshikomaeda]

hey. okay. yeah you must be right. its probbaly more like plastic and oil or something. okay. relaxing. this might be good for us

[soapoey]

The scary holes have started oil fracking

[himejoshikomaeda]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[firesuperstar]

I had this dream that for some reason Mcdonalds was giving out Gorillaz toys to celebrate the new album and they would say things if u pressed a button like any good Mcdonalds toy and they were all nice except the Murdoc one said something like “Oi fuck my dick itches” and parents got ….mad

[garmonbozine-deactivated2021100]

Harvard researchers discover new ways for you to sound like a psychopath weirdo who nobody wants to talk to

[megamycete]

[ratwarlock]

tell me Will,

[thevisualvamp]

Aging Gracefully

[tamamita]

die french

[tamamita]

die english

[transfemininomenon]

the hundred years war 

[skruttet]

Snufkin & his children

[mephostophilis]

hey um i’ve got some bad news. we mulled your boyfriend. he fell in the wine and we mulled him. yeah with the cinnamon sticks.

[gondwana]

getting occasional divorce from my gibbon wife

[apas-95]

just imagine a divorced monkey. picture it in your head

[russiawave]

[tommyswiseau]