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        “YOU AIN’T NEVER HAD FRIEND LIKE ME!”

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“Oh these?? These are my jams.”

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       “Am I gonna regret askin’ why all the jams, boy?”

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“Where have you been? I haven’t seen you in eons.” An exaggeration.

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         “Oh, bold of you to assume I’d ever be able to stay away that long. Mighta taken a wrong turn or two down in my lamp. I actually missed you and your damn oranges, Princey-boy!”

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Naomi Scott - Speechless (Full) (From “Aladdin”/Official Video)

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‘SCANDAL’ ASK MEME.

I took the angstiest, bitterest, most heartbreaking quotes from the show and threw them on here. Enjoy! Also, feel free to change the pronouns to fit the situation.

❛ I’ve gone to being his bitch to yours. ❜ ❛ Mediocrity is not an option for me. I don’t want that and neither should you. ❜ ❛ I got here because I managed to escape you. ❜ ❛ If I only went where I was welcomed, I’d never leave the house. ❜ ❛ Are you still getting married? ❜ ❛ Do you want me to get married? ❜ ❛ He has a weakness. If I exploit it, maybe I can get information out of him/her. ❜ ❛ For a screw up, you’re actually very bright. ❜ ❛ Don’t insult me by lying to my face. ❜ ❛ I’m done. I told you we’re done. We’re over. ❜ ❛ You do not summon me! ❜ ❛ She’s/he’s perfect. But she’s not you. ❜ ❛ Do not tell me what I have to do. You don’t get to do that anymore. ❜ ❛ Screw as many whores as you want. I wouldn’t expect anything less. ❜ ❛ Do you not understand that when the monster gets hungry he will turn around and eat you? ❜ ❛ I’m playing the game and I’m playing it better than anyone. ❜ ❛ You’re one creepy bastard, you know that? ❜ ❛ The truth of the matter is that I’ll never love anyone as much as I love you. You have never chosen me. We’ve done horrible things to one another, but for some reason, I still end up here in front of you… Looking at you. Wanting you. In love with you. ❜ ❛ I don’t want to marry her. I want to be with you. Do you want to be with me? ❜ ❛ I want us to stand in the sun together. ❜ ❛ The only difference is that I’m in love with you. Some people would call that a defect. ❜ ❛ I asked you to save me… and you said no. ❜ ❛ I am better than you. ❜ ❛ When you walk in here, you make me hope. ❜ ❛ We’re not ever going to be over. I am never going to be over you. ❜ ❛ If you want me, earn me! ❜ ❛ Come back to me. Forgive me. I love you. ❜ ❛ I think you believe that I will never choose you. ❜ ❛ Call my bluff. I dare you. ❜ ❛ I may not be able to control my erections around you, but that does not mean I want you. ❜ ❛ It’s you. You’re difficult. ❜ ❛ It’s because you found your precious _____ doesn’t have the secrets of the universe tucked between her magical thighs. That she’s just a person like everyone else and that she’s capable of using you like everyone else. ❜ ❛ You’re not you anymore. You know who you are? You know who you’ve become? You’re your father. ❜ ❛ Go screw yourself. And when you’re done with that, you can go straight to hell and screw yourself there. ❜ ❛ I am not a murderer and I am not a liar, and I am not going anywhere. So the sooner you get over it, the better. ❜ ❛ You ruined me. I’m ruined! ❜ ❛ You own me! You control me! I belong to you! You think I don’t want to be a better man? You don’t think that I want to dedicate myself to my marriage? ❜ ❛ I love you. I’m in love with you. You are the love of my life. My every feeling is controlled by the look on your face. I can’t breathe without you. I can’t sleep without you. I wait for you, I watch for you. I exist for you. If I could escape all of this and run away with you… ❜ ❛ I wasn’t thinking about you. I don’t think about you. ❜ ❛ Marriage can wreak havoc on a person. ❜ ❛ Please stop. Please stop getting my hopes up. ❜ ❛ What? Did you think you’d find me drunk and playing Russian Roulette? ❜ ❛ You are the biggest bitch I know. Don’t tell me you can’t do this. ❜ ❛ There’s no gratitude in parenting. I don’t know why we do it. ❜ ❛ You should never apologize for being you. ❜ ❛ You should know… I hope you know… I did my best for you. I take tremendous pride in who you have become. ❜ ❛ This isn’t you. You are a measly little troll and I don’t like you, and I do not respect you, and I think you’re pathetic. ❜ ❛ The plan is to find him, and when I do, I”m going to look him in the eye and put a bullet in his head. ❜ ❛ How does someone as brilliant, as accomplished as you, not know what you are, who you are? ❜ ❛ You’re not ready. And you never will be. ❜ ❛ We should’ve locked ourselves in a room together and gotten drunk years ago. ❜ ❛ I haven’t had this much fun spending the night with a woman in, hell, ever. ❜ ❛ You’re complimenting me. Is this some new, genius way of putting the screws to me? ❜ ❛ I wish we’d never met. But we did. And I tried… I tried and failed. And tried and failed again to hide… To stop loving him. But I couldn’t. I was weak. I hated myself. I wore this ring to remind myself of my weakness. ❜ ❛ This is amazing. She has actually managed to go from being a slut, to being an every-woman, to being your sister-wife in under 48 hours. I didn’t even know that was possible. ❜ ❛ I’m damaged. She doesn’t like to yell at me. ❜ ❛ You took in a wild monster and you groomed me and petted me and trained me to sit at your feet. But that doesn’t mean I’m a puppy. That just makes me a very loyal monster. So I don’t go too far. I went exactly as far as my leash allows and you hold the leash. You went too far. ❜ ❛ You should’ve never given me someone to love. Monsters eat people. It’s what we do. ❜ ❛ It’s a gesture. It means I’m sorry. People get coffee when they’re sorry. I can get you tea instead. ❜ ❛ Stock your damn fridge. If I’m going to be your fake boyfriend/girlfriend all day, I’m going to come home at the end of it and drink real beer and eat real food. ❜ ❛ You have no idea how my world works. ❜ ❛ Girls like to me kissed first, right? Romance them a little before you drive right into their pants. ❜ ❛ One, I am not a hen. Two, I am not a prize at the state fair. You cannot win me! ❜ ❛ Life is unfortunate. Random. Coincidental. Bad things happen to good people all the time. ❜ ❛ Run away with me. Save me. ❜ ❛ I lie in bed every night and I play our relationship over and over again in my head like a movie. We meet. We fall in love. We can’t stop ourselves. We’re meant to be. I give up everything inside of me and then it stops. The movie just stops. I don’t know how it ends. ❜ ❛ The last thing this needs is another sex scandal. Stay away from her. ❜ ❛ I don’t want us to fight anymore. If you don’t hurt me, I won’t hurt you. ❜ ❛ Oh look, it’s the girl who can’t shut her legs or her mouth. ❜ ❛ You’ve always been the other guy and the whats-his-name. Good, fine, but never great. We both know the reason they call it a race, the reason there is a winner, is because someone wins. And it’s never you. ❜ ❛ Whew. We sleep better when she’s lying between us. ❜ ❛ I am not a toy you can play with when you’re bored or lonely or horny. I am not the girl the guy gets at the end of the movie. I am not a fantasy. If you want me, earn me. Until then, we are done. ❜ ❛ The irony is he/she chose you because he thought you would be loyal. ❜ ❛ Want me to have the chef send you up some fried chicken? ❜ ❛ Let’s face it, baby. This is all about you. And you just want me to play my part as the co-star, the dutiful wife who smiles and acts proud of you. ❜ ❛ I kept my distance from you because I was terrified of what he might be. Turns out he was yours the whole time. But he was always mine, or at least he should’ve been. ❜ ❛ If we’re going to die, can we do it now so I don’t have to listen to the two of you? ❜ ❛ It’s my turn! He suffers. He hurts. He  burns. I’m tired of carrying the cross. Let him pick it up now. ❜ ❛ I want his head in the fire and I want to see him burn. I want to hand him the one piece of news that will destroy him and I want to watch his face when it happens. ❜ ❛ Somebody out there wants me dead. ❜ ❛ Don’t patronize me like I’m some hysterical teenage girl at the beginning of my cycle. ❜ ❛ It hurts until it doesn’t. You think it’s going to break you, but it won’t. You may not sleep as well at night, but you will be fine. Numb, but numb and fine are the same. ❜ ❛ You’re worried about him cheating on me? That’s… oddly sweet. ❜ ❛ I’d say this a new low. ❜ ❛ You don’t have to love me, but we are in this hell together and the flames are burning both of us with equal intensity, baby, so the least you can do is be my friend. ❜ ❛ I just don’t understand why I have to apologize for his affair. ❜ ❛ Give any piece of trailer trash a push-up bra and a microphone and those stupid flyovers will eat it up like fried Twinkies. ❜ ❛ As long as she’s still alive, well, she’s your flaw. Your Achilles heel. Which makes her my weapon. ❜ ❛ So cheers, baby. Drink up. I live to fight another day. ❜ ❛ I’d lose… Our little war, I’d lose. ❜ ❛ That’s impossible. A lady never gets drunk. ❜ ❛ You’re drunk, _____. ❜ ❛ The upsetting thing about being as educated as I am and as intelligent as I am is that being the First Lady is profoundly boring. ❜ ❛ Aren’t you part of ‘they’ now? One-third of some secret, unholy trinity? ❜ ❛ This is me being in love with another woman. ❜ ❛ Does it ever bother you? All the lies, all the pretending? And that’s not an accusation cause I do it too and I do it well. ❜ ❛ She’s perfect, but she is not you. ❜ ❛ You are the one I like to ride, but no one will ever ride you like I do. ❜ ❛ I’m just a twisted sociopath who gets what she wants, no matter who gets bulldozed along the way. ❜ ❛ I can’t do this… Be with you. I can’t be with you. I’m sorry. ❜ ❛ You love me. You love me! ❜ ❛ I can’t be with you. It’s not even that I can’t, I don’t want to. ❜ ❛ You’re not good enough for me. ❜ ❛ You’re weak. You need me too much. Need me to tell you what to do and how to feel and– you were never an option for me. ❜ ❛ You’re an escape, someone to toy with. You’re a yo-yo, a booty call, a side piece. ❜ ❛ Frankly, it’s embarrassing that you still haven’t realized, after all this time, that if we were together – actually together – I would tear right through you. Destroy you. ❜ ❛ You’re scared of what we have… Of having something real. ❜ ❛ You’re wrong. I’m not scared. I may be horrible, because I’m abandoning you, because I always abandon you, but I’m not scared. Not the least bit. ❜ ❛ You’re wrong. And pathetic. ❜ ❛ I could tell you five minutes from now that I want to be with you, that I want to save you… You would crawl back to me, forgive me, every single time. ❜ ❛ He is who I choose. He is who I will always choose. You are just a lesser version of him, a sad reminder of the man I truly deserve. ❜ ❛ I will slit his throat. If he learns that I’m the one who made you break his heart, that too will force me to slit his throat. ❜ ❛ If I were you, I would pick up whatever chips I have left and run. ❜ ❛ I’m sorry, the truth does not work. It does not work for me. ❜ ❛ If you try to tell that disgusting fairytale, I will make such a scene. ❜ ❛ I will open up our closet and I will pull out our dirty laundry with the world. I am that tired. ❜ ❛ What’d you call me? Ornamental? Not functional? I am a rose dying on a vine here. ❜ ❛ You missed out on your happy ending today. ❜ ❛ Her being blown to bits… That’s your dream, isn’t it? ❜ ❛ I am spectacular, but I can’t compete with religious fervor. ❜ ❛ I thought, hey! Let’s get some estrogen in here, see what happens! ❜ ❛ What’s wrong? What’s wrong? What is wrong? This is my life! That is what’s wrong! ❜ ❛ I am tired of doing everything myself! I am alone here! ❜ ❛ Let’s not pretend we’re something we’re not. ❜ ❛ If you knew the sacrifices I have made, the things I have given up, and the pieces of myself that I have given away for you… and you treat me this way? You declare war on me and you shame me and you make me beg for scraps when I have done nothing but fight for you. ❜ ❛ When I was faced with the chance to cheat, I kept my knees together and I said no. ❜ ❛ What does it feel like? To be so hot for someone, to be so turned-on by them that you would put everything you ever worked for at risk? Does it feel good? Is it an amazing high? ❜ ❛ Really? So me sticking my fingers down your throat, that was what, a typical Tuesday night? ❜ ❛ Do you want me to thank you? Thank you for saving me from my sad little suicide attempt? ❜ ❛ Are you insane like him, or just stupid? ❜ ❛ You’re ornamental. Not functional. So don’t come in here and try to use your brain because no one cares! ❜ ❛ You always did know just the right way to hurt me. ❜ ❛ Relax, I’m kidding… For now. ❜ ❛ I’m sick of smiling. I’m sick of acting like we’re happy. ❜ ❛ She’s not my mistress anymore, so buck up. You won. ❜ ❛ We can’t always get what we want, can we? ❜ ❛ I thought you tried to kill me, the night I was shot. ❜ ❛ I would never try to kill you. ❜ ❛ You’re the only one who has always been honest who you were. ❜ ❛ Do you love me? Enough to… to be on my side? No matter what happens. ❜ ❛ I have never left my side. You left mine, but I never left yours. ❜ ❛ And yes, I do love you. No matter what. I have always loved you. No matter what. ❜ ❛ We’re in this together, okay? We have to be in this together because I don’t have anybody else. I don’t. You’re all I have. ❜ ❛ It’s you and me. ❜ ❛ I am not some man acting out of rage and then thinking later. I am a woman. ❜ ❛ We tip toe around, figuring out how to get on your good side… But you don’t have a good side. ❜ ❛ Put another glass of Scotch on top of it and just deal with it. ❜ ❛ Pretending is what’s real. Every married couple alive pretends. ❜ ❛ Buying into the delusion that there’s any way to live together, to get through an entire life together, that’s… Well, that’s the fantasy. That’s pretending. ❜ ❛ You did this! You ruined our relationship! You killed us! You killed us, _____. Don’t you see that? Don’t you see what you did? We never had a chance. ❜ ❛ You think you’re family, but you’re nothing but the help. And you don’t even know it. ❜ ❛ But thank you… for reminding me that when I decide to kill you, I need to do it all by myself. ❜ ❛ So you can cheat and I can’t? Is that it? Well, that is one hell of a double standard. ❜ ❛ Well, guess what. You’re alone! The path that you walk is not my path. The shoes that you stand in are not my shoes. We are not equals, nor will we ever be. You are a-lone! ❜ ❛ You! You ruined our relationship! You shut me down. You locked the door. You killed us. ❜ ❛ I never blamed you. It wasn’t your fault you didn’t want me. “Poor ____. My poor wife’s dried up. She can’t control her body or libido.” But it turns out that was a lie. ❜ ❛ It wasn’t that you didn’t want sex, it was that you didn’t want me because you’re all hot and bothered for ______. ❜ ❛ I have spent all this time feeling guilty, feeling like a monster, feeling like I broke us! But it was you. ❜ ❛ How does this go? What are the rules? ❜ ❛ When you licked my face, when you put your tongue on my cheek, apparently that was just what you needed to get in the mood to rip my molars out, right? ❜ ❛ You put your tongue in my mouth, and now I deserve to live? That’s a thing? That’s how it goes? ❜

[theflowersmusings]

FINAL FANTASY XIII SENTENCE STARTER (PART ONE)

“ play the part and raise hell. “ “ you think these people will let us go? they’ll lynch us in the streets! “ “ they wouldn’t call it eternity if you died. “ “ i dreamed i destroyed the world. “ “ though you might just want to keep them safe, shutting them out of your life only hurts them more. “ “ you’re never happy; you never smile. “ “ you don’t look like you’re ready to go quiet into that good night. “ “ hell isn’t sound too bad, cause this place isn’t exactly paradise. “ “ if you don’t know who to save, you protect them all, right? “ “ just a bunch of rookie troops swinging around over-priced toys. “ “ they’d be shaking in their beds every night if they knew that _____ like us are here. “ “ any father cares. “ “ a target’s a target. “ “ they don’t even know why they’re scared. “ “ if you want to survive, you forget about sympathy. “ “ let doubt take over and despair will cripple you. “ “ i might as well have tried to stop the rain. “ “ i think people have enough of a reason to hate us, don’t you? “ “ without a master to follow–my life had no purpose. “ “ as long as i was fighting, nothing else was real. “ “ i thought by changing my name, i could change who i was. “ “ how can he smile when she’s dead!? “ “ i’m great, you’re great, everybody’s great! “ “ kinda hard to help people who’re trying to kill you. “ “ when someone’s dead, when someone’s gone, words are useless. “ “ i thought that if i couldn’t make up for it, then all the apologies in the world wouldn’t mean a thing. “ “ expected some kind of monster? i’m flesh and blood just like you! “ “ it’s my responsibility to see you put down. “ “ who ever stops to think this time could be their last? “

[thmscyraa]

WONDER WOMAN (2017) SENTENCE MEME

i used to want to save the world.

what one does when faced with the truth is more difficult than you think.

i learned this the hard way. 

and now, i will never be the same.

where are you going?

a scorpion must sting, a wolf must hunt. 

what if i promise to be careful?

fighting does not make you a hero. 

war is nothing to hope for. 

can i see it?

it’s beautiful. 

you’re safe, and there is nothing you should concern yourself with. 

you keep doubting yourself. 

you are stronger than you believe. 

are you hurt?

i love her as you do.

you’re a man. 

don’t i look like one?

men are easily corrupted. 

is it true you saved his life?

you let this little thing tell you what to do?

you can either do nothing, or you can do something.

i am willing to fight for those who cannot fight for themselves.

who will i be if i stay?

it’s hideous. 

a deal is a promise, and a promise is unbreakable. 

you’ve got to put down the sword. 

is there anything else you want to show me?

this is a terrible idea. 

who gets paid for honour?

i am both frightened and aroused. 

you should be very proud. 

everyone is fighting their own battles.

i may as well teach you how to dance. 

they call us heroes. 

i don’t drink.

we work well together.

now i see that you’re attention is, elsewhere. 

you know nothing of the gods. 

what i do is not up to you. 

you don’t believe me. 

what are you?

why are they still fighting?

they don’t deserve our help. 

we’re all to blame. 

it’s not about deserve, it’s about what you believe.

i believe in love. 

i am not your enemy.  

i wish we had more time. 

i love you. 

you can save the world. 

only love can truly save the world. 

[scotchymemes]

TWD 8x05 - The Big Scary U | Sentence Starters

I no longer fear death. What I fear is a fruitless death. These cakes are made from scratch by yours truly. You don’t need to explain yourself over and over again. I don’t like killing people any more than you do. If you kill the right people at the right time, everything falls in place. If you kill one, you could be saving hundreds more. Tell me where to go and what to do and I’ll make it happen. I think you’re a thin-dicked politician, threading the needle with your thin dick. People are a resource. People are the foundation of what we are building here! Who the hell do you think you’re talking to?! Are you confused about who we are? Are you confused about who’s in charge? We kill the right people in the wrongest way possible and we make them all watch! Your friend (…) is an asshole. There had to be some reason why I did what I did. I don’t have shit to confess. We have to assume (…) is dead. They have snipers all around the building. Someone in here made everything out there happen. The right kind of rat can kill plenty of people. We keep what’s ours and we don’t give up a damn thing! We’re going to find that subhuman coward who did this to us and we’re going to kill him! Let’s make today the best today it can be. You can use your weaknesses to drive your strengths. I’m going to make you my new special project. You killed my people when they were sleeping? I haven’t killed anyone who didn’t need it. There are people in there who aren’t fighters! There’s a plan and everyone’s sticking to it. A lot of our people are dead, (…). We make it inside, we live. I can just kill you, but that’s not what I want. I’ve killed before but that’s not my greatest sin. What you did, that’s some horrible, cowardly, spineless shit. Anyone else want a bullet? Anyone?!

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※ FROM DUSK TILL DAWN: THE SERIES 1x01: PILOT SENTENCE STARTERS ※

starters from the first episode of the first season of el rey’s “from dusk till dawn: the series”! feel free to change names/pronouns/etc.! 1x02

“Today we will rise, and the world will be ours.”

“I don’t believe in that voodoo shit.”

“You keep looking at that thing like it’s the damn Holy Book.”

“Come on, Earl. I need a real answer, yes or no?”

“Sometimes you just get up and you know it’s gonna be one of them days.”

“Alright, I guess I’ll be on my way.”

“You think that I can’t get us out of this situation, like I’m some kinda amateur. I brought you into the profession.”

“They teach you that in prison?”

“It’s just you and me now. We are it.”

“We did it. We made history, you son of a bitch.”

“You shouldn’t call people stuff, you know? It’s rude.”

“That guy, he practically drooled all over me.”

“Listen, I’m telling you something, and you’re not listening to me.”

“What the hell do you think you’re doing?”

“Alright, now everybody be cool.”

“You… be cool.”

“What the hell did you do!?”

“It’s a figure of speech!”

“Surrender and nobody gets hurt!”

“Afraid somebody’s already hurt, Sheriff.”

“Put down your gun, let us go, and we’ll call it a day.”

“It’s gonna be a long day.”

“Haven’t I taught you better than that?”

“You ready to give up now?”

“I know you’re trying to mess with my head. It’s not gonna work.”

“There’s nothing wrong with me, and I won’t for a second make you think there is.”

“Alright, that’s what I like to hear.”

“I didn’t realize you had a secretary.”

“We ran into some complications.”

“I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about.”

“Stay where you are, I’ll make arrangements.”

“Here’s how it’s gonna be: everyone’s gonna live, unless you don’t surrender right now.”

“You’re not gonna make me count to three, are you?”

“So, are we even gonna talk about this?”

“Baby, I’m not kidding around.”

“We’ve never had a talk like this before.”

“What the hell’d you do that for?”

“You can’t save me or anyone else in here.”

“I didn’t get shot so those sons of bitches could ride off into the sunset.”

“I got a plan, but we do this my way.”

“What I’m telling you is I can clear you a path.”

“Just let me save this man’s life…!”

“I’m okay, why wouldn’t I be okay?”

“What we did was make us all a hell of a lot of money.”

“The boss shut me down.”

“Boss? What boss? I thought you were the boss.”

“That’s a real nice thing that you’ll never get to do.”

“If I could, the answer would be yes.”

“I’m all out of days, but you’ve still got yours. Make ‘em good ones.”

“Do you know what you’re asking us to do?”

“I knew it. He’s your guy, this is on you.”

“We are not killing any more people today, you got that?”

“You promise me something. You kill these bastards, no matter what it takes. Even if you have to follow them to the gates of hell, you kill them for me.”

“Well, now, looks like it’s just you, hero.”

“We finish what we started…”

“This is where I draw the line.”

“These people need to die.”

“Listen to me, I’m not going to waste my bullets, time, or energy arguing with you about this anymore.”

“What the hell are you talking about?”

“Can I please just shoot him now?”

“I’ll be waiting for you.”

“Something’s coming, Richard.”

“I’m the only one who can protect you.”

“There’s something really wrong with your brother.”

“Richie, Richie, it’s gonna be alright.”

“It’s just you and me, buddy.”

“We were supposed to be low profile. I know you know the meaning of that.”

[therpmemeteam]

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

“What are you doin’?”

“Captain gives orders on the ship.”

“Cut out his tongue!”

“Dying is the day worth living for.”

“You will listen to me! LISTEN!”

“The world used to be a bigger place.”

“Now may be the only time! I love you. I’ve made my choice. What’s yours?”

“What? You’ve seen it all, done it all. Survived. That’s the trick isn’t it? To survive?”

“Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past… one of you succeeded.”

“You know, for all that pirates are clever-called, we are an unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things.”

“I have no sympathy for any of you feculent maggots and no more patience to pretend otherwise. Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness.”

“Now we’re being followed by rocks. Never had that one before.”

“Mate, if you choose to lock your heart away you’ll lose it for certain.”

“You may kill me, but you can never insult me. Who am I?”

“I know. Curious, isn’t it?”

“Keep telling yourself that, darling.”

“We must fight… to run away!”

“MY peanut!”

“You’ll see no mercy from me!”

“Ah, love; a dreadful bond, and yet, so easily severed.”

“Tell me, _: do you fear death?”

“I miss him already”

“My sweet, you’ve come for me.”

“It has been torture, trapped in this single form, cut off from the sea. From all that I love. From you.”

“It is my nature. Would you love me if I was anything but what I am?”

“Why did you come?”

“My heart will always belong to you.”

“You’ve always run away from a fight!”

“This is madness.”

“Aye… we’re good and lost now.”

“No cause is lost if there is but one fool left to fight for it.”

“If you make your choices alone… how can I trust you?”

“Of course it makes you look fat.”

“It be too late to alter course now, mateys!”

“Proper? It is neither proper nor suitable, sir. It is not acceptable, nor adequate. It is, in obvious fact, an abomination.”

“Love, that is a dinghy. My vessel is magnificent and fierce and huge-ish. And gone. Why is it gone?”

“It’s too late to earn my forgiveness.”

“I cannot be summoned like some mongrel pup!”

“It must be said as if speaking to a lover.”

“_… I release you from your human bonds.”

“I’m taking my ship and going the other way…”

“You add an agreeable sense of the macabre to any delirium.”

“If I may lend a machete to your intellectual thicket.”

“There’s an evil on these seas that even the most staunch and bloodthirsty pirates have come to fear.”

“I do not renege on a bargain once struck, but we agreed on ends only, the means are mine to decide.”

“Oh, will you ever forgive me?”

“All men are drawn to the sea, perilous though it may be.”

“You will not forestall my judgment!”

“We need you at the helm!”

“We’ve come to rescue you.”

“My freedom was forfeit long ago!”

“Who among you do you name as Captain?”

[bexinspo-a]

beautiful creatures sentence starters!

❛ it’s been the same dream every night for months now. ❜ ❛ i know her/him like i’ve known her/him all my life. ❜ ❛ it feels like something terrible is going to happen when i reach her/him. ❜ ❛ i want her/him/you. no matter what happens. ❜ ❛ at first i was scared that i was losin’ my mind ‘til i realized that would be no great loss. ❜ ❛ i start freshman/sophomore/junior/senior year tomorrow, so insanity is inevitable. ❜ ❛ what’s worse is waking up every night wanting someone i’ve never met. ❜ ❛ i’ve been stuck my whole life in ___. ❜ ❛ by the time we get a movie, it’s already on dvd. ❜ ❛ our theater always gets the titles wrong. ❜ ❛ we have one library with more banned books than books to read. ❜ ❛ same damn families have lived here for generations. ❜ ❛ they keep reenacting the civil war like it’s going to turn out different. ❜ ❛ mommy/daddy used to say there’s only two kinds of people in ___ — the ones too stupid to leave and the ones too stuck to move. ❜ ❛ i can understand why some men signed up for the civil war. ❜ ❛ anything is better than a life standing still. ❜ ❛ i imagine all kinds of things lately. ❜ ❛ dad/mom? dad/mom, i’ve got breakfast! ❜ ❛ is this what we’re wearing on our first day of school? ❜ ❛ if i dress like i care, i lose credibility. ❜ ❛ i thought you were getting a haircut? ❜ ❛ pay attention to the days marked on these containers. ❜ ❛ you decide what colleges you’re applying to? ❜ ❛ as long as they’re a thousand miles away from here. ❜ ❛ you go running last night? ❜ ❛ i envy people in comas. ❜ ❛ your father/mother come out at all? ❜ ❛ so, is s/he a good kisser or what? ❜ ❛ and now s/he thinks the end of the world is coming ‘cause of all these earthquakes in the news. ❜ ❛ why would anyone want to move here? ❜ ❛ how was your summer, sugar? ❜ ❛ hey, no big deal, right? ❜ ❛ how about you and i go see a movie or something? ❜ ❛ what is s/he wearing? ❜ ❛ well, bless your heart, sugar. you must’ve been the first in your litter. ❜ ❛ are you nuts!? you almost killed me! ❜ ❛ what were you doing standing in the damn road!? ❜ ❛ i need help, genius! ❜ ❛ you’re one of them, aren’t you? ❜ ❛ what are you, the all-american jock star, prom king… jock? ❜ ❛ look, can you insult me in the car? ❜ ❛ if i get in the car, will there be more of this fascinating conversation? ❜ ❛ i can’t believe you told me the ending to titanic. ❜ ❛ you know where you’re going? ❜ ❛ hey, i’m sorry about those cliches in class, but i’m not one of them. ❜ ❛ that was— that was a dead-end conversation on a road going nowhere. ❜ ❛ some people never go crazy. what truly horrible lives they must live. ❜ ❛ i’m just sick of people in this town putting down someone they just don’t know. ❜ ❛ can i talk to you about something real quick? ❜ ❛ i still care deeply for you as a friend. ❜ ❛ s/he did it! it was her/him! ❜ ❛ they always hate me, no matter where i go. ❜ ❛ never been on the outside looking in your whole life, have you? ❜ ❛ oh, man, i memorized this whole thing to impress you. ❜ ❛ i never know whether you’re insulting me or not. ❜ ❛ you can’t complain about not having any friends and then make a guy work this hard trying to be one. ❜ ❛ my mother/father/etc doesn’t really like people being around the house. ❜ ❛ it’s not their fault you never speak to any of ‘em. ❜ ❛ what if i had a magic wand and i could let you see your whole future? ❜ ❛ what did you do to him/her? ❜ ❛ that boy/girl is a danger to you! ❜ ❛ i hope this doesn’t sound weird, but i think i’ve been dreaming about you every night for months. ❜ ❛ you know, i don’t believe in signs usually but that seems like a pretty badass sign. ❜ ❛ you better stay away from that girl/boy. ❜ ❛ i don’t think it’s any of your business. ❜ ❛ my family’s… different. ❜ ❛ you know how some families are musical and some have money? well, we have powers. ❜ ❛ i can’t always control it. ❜ ❛ i’m not meant to show a mortal any of this. ❜ ❛ promise me it’ll be a really normal, awkward teenager date. ❜ ❛ that’s what comes of pretending to be something that you’re not. ❜ ❛ and that first heartbreak— so bitter, so painful. ❜ ❛ s/he’s/you’re going to be more powerful than any of us. ❜ ❛ i’m so… tired of hiding! ❜ ❛ which one of you has the power of tongue? ❜ ❛ honey, you are looking at the relative. ❜ ❛ trust me— the family is dying to meet you. ❜ ❛ i told you to stay away! ❜ ❛ why is it that when i look into your eyes all i can see are hers/his? ❜ ❛ you two are as thick as thieves, aren’t you? ❜ ❛ any big plans for your birthday? ❜ ❛ you’re no longer apart of this family? ❜ ❛ i wonder, will you shut her/him out, too? ❜ ❛ you think you can keep him/her so good, so innocent? ❜ ❛ get away from her/him! ❜ ❛ just another good girl/boy gone bad, i guess! ❜ ❛ i want you out of here! ❜ ❛ i am so sick of everyone treating you like you’re something special! there’s nothing special about you! ❜ ❛ i said get away from my boyfriend/girlfriend. ❜ ❛ she/he was just telling stories to get your rage going— to lose control. ❜ ❛ do you see the way s/he looks at the boy/girl? ❜ ❛ there’s nothing getting between them now. ❜ ❛ she’s sort of a bitch, isn’t she? ❜ ❛ s/he wasn’t always like that. ❜ ❛ s/he loved me. i know it. ❜ ❛ it’s not fair what happened to her/him. ❜ ❛ loving this boy/girl puts you in terrible danger! ❜ ❛ anyone can see you and ___ are just meant for each other! ❜ ❛ i’m sick of listening to your family. ❜ ❛ no matter what you do, no matter what they do to me, i’m still here. now, what does that tell you? ❜ ❛ i think you know more than you’re saying. ❜ ❛ we’ll— we’ll find a way, okay? ❜ ❛ really? is this necessary? ❜ ❛ i know there’s no way we’re going to figure this out, unless you stop feeling so damn sorry for yourself! ❜ ❛ everybody has to deal with shit in their lives, ___! ❜ ❛ what are you yelling at me for!? ❜ ❛ you’ve got to get away from me. ❜ ❛ i don’t know what to do. ❜ ❛ you still don’t get it, do you? ❜ ❛ i don’t want to be any further away from you than i am right now. ❜ ❛ i’m scared i’m going to hurt you. ❜ ❛ you’re my daughter/son. i always wanted you with me, they took you from me! ❜ ❛ i would never hurt you. you remember when i left, so i wouldn’t hurt you? ❜ ❛ you know, you’re a lot more like me than you care to admit. ❜ ❛ did you ever love me, mother/father? ❜ ❛ love is just a trick of the mind, you know? it doesn’t really exist. ❜ ❛ there’s darkness in you. don’t you try and deny it. ❜ ❛ i remember now, i remember now. ❜ ❛ you really shouldn’t use words you don’t understand. ❜ ❛ we should be in new york by thursday if we make good time. ❜ ❛ i’m sorry that we never got to hang. ❜ ❛ i wanted to tell you i always thought your poems were really good. ❜

[vaememes]

💋    HARLEY   QUINN   DIALOGUE    PROMPTS   !

triggering  /  nsfw   may  be  present ,  these  are  taken  from  a  variety  of   different  sources.

​❝ Love your perfume. What is that? The stench of death? ❞

❝ Huh? What was that? I should kill everyone and escape? ❞

❝ We’re bad guys. It’s what we do. ❞

​❝ I’m known to be quite vexing. I’m just forewarning you. ❞

❝ You’re cute. You want me? I’m all yours.  ❞

❝ Why, what’s wrong? You don’t like me? Fine. Don’t waste my time then.  ❞

​❝ You got all dressed up for me? ❞

​❝ Why do you eat people? Would you like to eat me? ❞

​❝ I’m bored! I need a victim, a mind to pry apart and spit in. ❞

​❝ You wanna tell me what the hell is going on, then? ❞

​❝ You ever been in love? ❞

​❝ Own that shit. Own it! What’d you think was gonna happen? Huh? ❞

​❝ I’m not much of a joiner, but… maybe we should. ❞

​❝ What’s the world ever done for us, anyway? It hates us. ❞

​❝ I gotta work on my cardio. ❞

​❝ I’ve never seen you laugh before! I don’t think I like it! ❞

​❝ You give ‘em twenty minutes of naughty fun time and they think they own ya! ❞

❝ You think I’m just some dizzy airhead that don’t know nothin’. ❞

​❝ You’re gonna make me do it, aren’t you? ❞

​❝ Anyone who throws boomerangs has some real issues letting go. ❞

​❝ I’m fine. We’re done. He’s a jerk. Whatever. ❞

​❝ I got an itch I thought you could help me scratch, cowboy… ❞

​❝ Oh well, at least I’m going out on a joke.  ❞

❝ I’m sick of people trying to shoot me, run me over or blow me up! ❞

❝ Get your own hostage! ❞

❝ You thought I was just another bubble-headed blond bimbo! ❞

❝ Well, the joke’s on you, 'cause I’m not even a real blonde. ❞

❝ I want to listen to the radio! ❞

❝ Gee, it’s amazing the things you find in people’s glove compartments. ❞

❝ Did you see the way I handled those creeps? Pow! Bam! ❞

❝ I’m keeping this one just for myself… maybe.  ❞

❝ I think we can still work it out, don’t you? ❞

❝ I believe I served you with a subpoena once… It was a small subpoena. ❞

❝ Gee, boss, you really know how to put the fun in funeral. ❞

❝ My boss likes me to wear a smile to work… ❞

❝ No more love. No more crime. No more nothing. I’m through… ❞

❝ Take a break and play a while, doo da, doo da. ❞

❝ Oy. Beauty school is starting to look pretty good about now. ❞

❝ Sweetie, go get mommy’s bazooka. ❞

❝ I struggle to make a good home for you and this is the thanks I get! ❞

❝ It’s you. The way you move… The way you… ❞

❝ It’d be a shame to get blood all over my nice new outfit. ❞

❝ Ready for some slapstick? ❞

❝ I had a kitty once. You know, they don’t always land on their feet.. ❞

❝ We’ve got lots of cash-ching! We’ve got so much cash-ching! ❞

❝ Why won’t you tell me how you broke my hypnosic spell? ❞

❝ You wanna play? Okay, let’s play! ❞

❝ You’re really sick, you know that, boss? ❞

❝ Well, well, well. Looks like someone’s luck ran out. ❞

❝ Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God! We-we killed him! ❞

❝ Sometimes, to get where you want to go, you gotta be somebody else for a while. ❞

❝ You just can’t forget who you really are. ❞

❝ Just goes to show you, never send a business man to do a psychopath’s job. ❞

❝ It shouldn’t be too difficult. Just follow the mayhem. ❞

❝ If I had a hammer, I’d hammer the evening, I’d hammer in the morning, all over your skull! ❞

❝ Actually I don’t know, I am rarely in it. ❞

❝ I am to busy doing the job you neglected to do. ❞

❝ Well, you should be more careful, [ NAME ].  ❞

❝ To what do we attribute this sudden cheerful outlook? ❞

❝ We got his credit cards; what’s to worry? ❞

❝ Wait! Want to see a movie? ❞

❝ Yahtzee! ❞

[drxconic-wiccan-deactivated2020]

edenofelysium:

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or send “Serves you right” to provoke them.