What's your favorite scary movie?

— I got it right. I was fucking right. [independent ask/roleplay blog for Kirby Reed from Scream 4]

[justanormaldad-blog]

reblog this if your muse is Not Straight

[genrexnut-blog]

shotsiblings

         "If you mix peppermint bark vodka and cookie dough vodka it's like Christmas in your mouth. Same thing happens if you blow a dude in a Santa costume."

[genrexnut-blog]

shotsiblings

[agxntmyers]

"In medieval stories, there is often a young knight who is inexperienced, but pure of heart."

                                   independent ask/roleplay blog                                    for john myers from the movie                                    adaptation of hellboy, semi-selective                                    multifandom/OC friendly, mun is 21+                                    13 years of RP experience  

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[crycaster]

i express my emotions in long groans at different octaves 

[chattiest]

My death will probably be caused by me being sarcastic at the wrong time.

Chattiest (via chattiest)

[urbxnlegxnd]

"Well.. Uh maybe you could get her something to improve herself..?"

[genrexnut-blog]

          "A vocal cordectomy?"

[urbxnlegxnd]

"Well what exactly does your mother like? What is she into? That would probably help you figure it out.”

[genrexnut-blog]

       "Judging me, and men who aren't my father. Does that help?"

[genrexnut-blog]

        "I need Christmas present ideas for my mom. Apparently the one-way ticket to Antarctica I got her last year was too subtle."

[pastelgrenades-deactivated20170]

making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen

[thosegeckoboys]

"Yes, such a fun game."

[genrexnut-blog]

        "Would you rather I play with your brother instead?"  

[thosegeckoboys]

"Yeah, not here. What the hell is takin’ you forever?"

[genrexnut-blog]

          "Just enjoying the sound of your blood pressure rising."

[whiskyiisms]

Open

[whiskyiisms]

"If you say that the remake of Halloween was good I’ll have to hit you back…"

[genrexnut-blog]

        "It's a remake. I'm not even going to dignify that with a response."

[thosegeckoboys]

"Are you done yet?"

genrexnut

[genrexnut-blog]

           "You got somewhere else to be, champ?"

[fifthx]

"Nice sweater..."

Send one of the following for my Muse’s reaction (Winter version)

"Why, thank you! I was a bit unsure about the colour, but I think it rather brings out my…oh, you’re being sarcastic, aren’t you?"

[genrexnut-blog]

         “I’m offended that you would even think that.”

[nevver]

[whiskyiisms]

Open

[whiskyiisms]

"You have horrible taste in movies and it hurts to have this conversation."

[genrexnut-blog]

         "My foot's gonna hurt your ass in a minute."