"...You had me confused."

Indie rp for Rosencrantz from 'Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead', a theory by Tom Stoppard about the journey of two peripheral characters in William Shakespeare's 'Hamlet'. All are welcome! Don't be afraid to drop by :) -SIDE BLOG: Follows back with 'the-wittyfool'- )) M!A: None.

[quotemadness]

“In the long run, the sharpest weapon of all is a kind and gentle spirit.”

— Anne Frank

[michaelnordeman]

Roe deer/rådjur.

[rpmemegenshikkaku]

Cause I know

     That when I’m with you

                              I’m at home.

[binary-bird]

i’ll stop making hamlet memes when i’m dead

[shoujo-wizard]

[charaznablescanontoyota]

concept: a retelling of hamlet with the frame story that it’s a tabletop rpg being played by a bunch of overzealous college kids and an increasingly frazzled dm trying to keep them all from rushing headlong into situations and dying immediately. horatio is the dm’s vaguely self-insert npc character. thanks

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

“AND THEN HE GETS KIDNAPPED BY PIRATES”

“um…dude…you can’t just–”

“PIRATES”

[runecestershire]

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are played by the same player, who keeps forgetting that he’s running two separate characters.

[turbo-gay]

I’ll just ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ my way through life

[gentle-rosencrantz]

favourite character: *dies*

me: nah get up bitch ur fine

[clothsofgoldd]

[aggrokawaii]

forest puppy

[fugaazi]

that’s a deer

[daniel-noise]

its a forest puppy

[cams-archive]

[gentle-rosencrantz]

Hamlet: We’ll be using code names from now on. I’ll be "Eagle One". Ophelia, you’re "Been There, Done That". Horatio, you’re "Currently Doing That". Laertes, you’re

"It Happened Once In A Dream". Rosencrantz, you’re "If I Had To Pick A Bro". Fortinbras, you’re "Eagle Two".

Fortinbras: Oh, thank God.

[phantomrose96]

I read Hamlet back in high school and to this day my absolute favorite thing about it was when Guildenstern was trying to fool Hamlet into doing something or other and Hamlet’s savvy to it but rather than saying “you’re lying and trying to trick me” instead Hamlet outta nowhere whips out this flute and tells Guildenstern to play it.

And Guildenstern is all “I dont know how to play a flute, my lord”

And Hamlet takes a dramatic pause before he absolutely ruins Guildenstern with, “Well thats funny considering you thought you could play me”

[phantomrose96]

this post sounds like im exaggerating but im not it’s straight up canon

[gentle-rosencrantz]

(( I feel like Rosie would have been feeling just the teeniest bit smug at seeing Guildenstern being the one getting wrecked for a change xD ))

[nogoodnessimproveme-archive]

Reblog this is your muse has straight up actually died

Optional: they’ve returned from the dead

[shakespearegif]

Tim Roth, Gary Oldman and Iain Glen in Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead (Tom Stoppard, 1990)

[dontletyour-memes-be-memes-blog]

Send me ⚔ to challenge my muse to a duel!

[jaalalee]

Jax 8weeks

[angstmemes]

My muse has been having the same nightmare for weeks now and it’s taking it’s toll. Send me “You look exhausted.” for my muse’s response.