I said ooh girl shock me like an electric eel

any pronouns

[casioaty]

Well if the shoe fish

[ryan-sometimes]

Tumblr I need everyone to log in rn because the most important, quotable, instantly iconic celebrity post of the century just dropped

[ryan-sometimes]

A ship — a magnificent ship — full of gay men. And me.

I am furious, but I am sailing.

[stonerparty]

[dogpuppy]

[ask-pacman]

Is willy wanka still alive IRL cuz if no that timothy shallemet shit is direspectful as fuck

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

Bad

who’s out here sending minimalist anon hate

[virgoanmaenad]

Problematic boob-size gap

[translatingpoststogerman]

jungfrauanmaenad

Problematischer Brustgrößenunterschied

[cryptotheism]

The Greco Egyptian Magical Fragments are so fun

[cryptotheism]

If I was drinking with the girls and someone threw a dog-bitten rock near me, I would ask the caster what's up. Why we throwing dog rocks?

[dortie]

[crazysodomite]

im kind of obsessed with this graphic.

[cottoncandylesbo]

yeah i got that bloons tower defense type pussy

[389]

Antofagasta de la Sierra - a volcanic field in Argentina

[theehorsepusssy]

[demonicae]

[fiore-firelily]

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

[kingcatnine]

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

[seven-oh-four]

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

[kingcatnine]

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time

[cvntkisser]

my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.

[kingcatnine]

when will it be my turn.

[o-kenki]

[kingcatnine]

holy fuck

[kingcatnine]

happy one year to bedtime yaoi

[tennesseewillams]

women love when there’s a woman

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[desidesidesi]

Big!!! Steppy!!!

[redfagdiver]

Taking her job very seriously

[ghirahimbo]

[crabussy]

made a post about how I'm relieved and excited to be alive in 2026 and how I'm glad I exist in a time where music and education and communication are so expansive and accessible and said post wasn't even up for a single hour before someone started declaring that actually there are evil revolting breaches of human rights happening right now. not even an hour

[shallowsenjoyer]

im so mad i cant find it anymore but heres my recreation

[crabussy]

this is kind of beautiful. I reckon we should all fabricate tweets from faint half-remembrances and letter them by hand instead of using screenshots

[seren-starlight]

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin

[unlike-starlike]

Cos