Setting the top hat aside...

Hello. Most of you know me as The Gentlemanly Lech or The Civilized Casanova. Here, I'd like to drop that persona (for the most part) and post normal shit as well as reblog stuff that makes me laugh (for a dude that follows nothing but porn blogs on this specific profile, there is some laugh-worthy stuff that pops up from time to time...). Feel free to send me asks or messages here. [The Gentlemanly Lech Network] The Courting Room | The Solarium | My Study | The Menagerie

[royalhandmaidens]

y’all want some cool, muslim-made, modest fashion ideas for your hijabi characters?

absolutely nobody asked but here, have them anyway (all via the Islamic Fashion Institute):

[evange1ion]

evangelion: Another Impact Confidential source

[noroit-deactivated20150603]

god is real

[war-surgeon-deactivated20231013]

I have rivers of tears in my eyes

[sosuperawesome]

Gothic Orb Jewelry on Etsy

[everythingstarstuff]

[9d6problems]

The Lady of the Lake is pretty chill. Her cousin, the Witch of the Waterfall, is a little less sociable.

[tenaciouszombiearcher]

You get a sword but you won’t like where

[finrays]

Thinking about it, I’m pretty sure my ancestors would be horrified with me.

Not because I’m lazy or unworthy or anything like that…

…but because one of my distant uncles was among the eight survivors of the Essex, the ship that inspired the ending of Moby Dick and sank after being rammed by a whale, and what do I fuckin do after my bloodline has this Ordeal at Sea?

I get a fuckin degree in Marine Science and go back the fuck out there.

[retroactivebakeries]

#op its your job to kill that whale

[woodfrogs]

btw I've seen a few people say this so friendly reminder that the country is not "the Ukraine" but simply "Ukraine," with no article. That is the official name of the country and has been since its independence from the Soviet Union. Using "the" suggests that it's not its own sovreign nation and simply a region, and has been explicitly stated as grammatically incorrect by the Ukranian embassy. Not to mention the way it disrespects Ukranian independence by referring to them in the same manner as they were under Soviet rule, when they've asked to say otherwise.

Along a similar line, it is Kyiv (Ukranian transliteration), not Kiev (Russian) and Donbas and Odesa, not Donbass nor Odessa, for that same reason. These are small details, but they do mean a lot to Ukranians when you are speaking about their independence. Дякую!

[animalcrossingmemes]

[kaijuno]

I realize this is an animal crossing meme but as an astrophysicist I was really excited for a second that someone was finally seeing the light on how fricking difficult and a huge waste of time it would be to try to terraform Mars

[transbaphomet]

[everythingfox]

“How it started vs how it’s going”

(via)

[sleepy-bebby]

Source

[knottahooker]

I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”

[merryweathercomics]

The Dark Emperor’s Endgame

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[crtter]

Wait sans canonically has an accent??

He does! Now, it’s a pretty subtle thing because UTDR characters usually have very little in the way of phonetic accents (like, the knight chess piece NPC from Deltarune has a southern accent but you can mostly only tell it because they don’t say their final ‘g’s and call Kris “horsie”) but if you pay attention to his speech, you’ll be able to pinpoint some little hints Sans has a few speech habits going on. For one, he tends to shorten the word “you” to “ya” and other similar forms of it:

He also refers to the player character as variations of “buddy” and “pal” a lot.

But what gives it away as being (what I, with my limited knowledge of American accents think it is, at least!) a cartoon Brooklyn accent is his usage of “capiche” and “forgeddaboudit”, heh.

[crtter]

The reason why Sans rides a bicycle while Papyrus drives a car in the Undertale credits is because no one trusts him with a car

[lilhawkeye3]

Art advice 👀🎨

[theliterarywolf]

And to everyone getting confused because of the initials that I use:

Sorry, but I don't listen to/watch Critical Role and I use CruRo in place of CrunchyRoll so, really, the core way to talk about the sentient cookie game without drawing attention from unhinged western fans of it is to use the initials 'CR'.

[gentlemanlylech-mod]

I've seen it addrressed as CROB (regular Cookie Run or OvenBreak) or CRK (Cookie Run Kingdom)

[fluffygif]

Ice Evil

[avas-fangs]

These mortal Kombat fatalities are getting weirder

[joey-wheeler-official]

Bloons tower defense

[pallidprincess]

the screens at the bowling alley when you get a strike

[cypher-ds]

Lailani Kealoha’s Best Bonus Date!

Totals:

Nora - 19

Zoey - 7

Lola - 5

Ashley - 2

Brooke - 1

Polly - 1 

 Abia - 0

Results:

[gentlemanlylech-mod]

This would actually be great.

This and Lailoey