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the emotional rollercoaster of the past 3 hours

Interviews with hockey players are fantastic, because it is a complex game that can be spoken about at length, but during the intermission they'll find the Wettest player imaginable on the losing team and for thirty seconds they'll ask them things like "what do you need to do to get more pucks in the net?" And the player (panting, haunted behind the eyes) says something like "well, we've got to get them in there"

kateammann

A rainbow of salamanders! 🌈

#salamanders

lrgski

#frogheaven #beeandfriend #attentiongrabber

#cats #frogs #hmm kind of looks like a grey treefrog or copes grey treefrog to me #but maybe a bird voiced treefrog or something else idk

kishimotomasashi

Happy birthday Itachi and also Donald Duck

kishimotomasashi

#naruto

javascript-official

We need to conquer space travel for the only reason that zero-g would allow for new never before seen pastries, you know how the top of the muffin is the best part? Well that is because it is exposed to air so it changes the chemistry, in normal earth gravity it is impossible to make a muffin that is all top part because it needs to be placed somewhere which would restrict air flow, however in zero g it would be possible to make a bubble out of muffin dough which gets optimal airflow and becomes an all-top part muffin... This is the dream...

#i have good news for you which is that i recently visited a lab that managed to very simply simulate 0g for small things and were working #on patenting it #so maybe we dont even need to go to space

bobdylanyaoi

no matter how little you think you know about history you shouldn’t beat yourself up over it because there is always someone who knows less than you and is more confident about it. someone once said that bridgerton was medieval to me

bobdylanyaoi

another person also thought that the middle ages were the period in between wwi and wwii so you should always be proud of yourself for having any sort of knowledge about the medieval period. i’m proud of you for not thinking fdr was an important medieval figure.

reasonandfaithinharmony

…and the vet was like, “You know the thing with geriatric cats is—” and I was like, “What do you mean, geriatric?! It’s a little baby, look at her!" Kumail Nanjiani: Night Thoughts (2025)

#this is me with anna #she's the oldest pet in the house (turning 14 in 2 weeks) but she'll always be the baby to me

dogpuppy

#when i was told i have to come in from 11-2 aka the worst possible hours for me

markovchaingang

spotify was created so people would have a way to listen to problematic artists without having to worry about financially supporting them

#LMAO

filmphotofranz

dimetrodone

I dont really register teddy bears as toy depictions of bears. They are just some other creature named after bears like koala bears and water bears.

curioscurio

here's another fun one: big rat.

every hour, one random tumblr user gets chosen to have a big rat (it has to be a rat) sit on top of their posts. Thats 8,760 rat opportunities per year. big rat sits on all their posts for an hour. if you get picked for big rat and youre not on tumblr well sorry you missed it. but wouldn't that make it all the more special? People could ask "who has big rat right now?" And send their friends screenshots of when big rat sat on top of their posts. the people would love big rat.