semi-spooky stupidity

certified faux intellectual

[my-nida]

[cuprumbao]

the duo of all time

[thebisexualwreckoning]

They’re so funny let’s all read the book called ‘the book that kills you’ from hit audio drama ‘do NOT under any circumstances read the book called ‘the book that kills you’’.

[gently-morbid]

Helping Chili Pepper

Hello everyone! A friend of mine found out yesterday that her sweet senior kitty, Chili Pepper, has a mass in his chest. He had been coughing for a couple days, and X-rays at the vet revealed a mediastinal mass, as well as indications of feline asthma and pneumonia. She is pursuing treatment with a specialist, which unfortunately does cost a good bit of money. If you are in a position to donate, even a little bit, it would be much appreciated! If you could share this post, that would also be a big help. Thank you for your time!

Support Remi

Support Remi

[loveridden1999]

[gently-morbid]

Vet med is so silly because sometimes I’m helping save the lives of beloved family pets, and sometimes I’m being SCREAMED at by an adult over the phone because our only doctor is on a brief vacation and the client just decided to refill their dog’s meds (controlled substance, of course) now that they are NEARLY OUT OF THEM, and I have to tell them in a shaky voice on the verge of tears that I am so sorry, but they will have to visit another clinic for that refill, as I cannot legally give them that controlled substance without a doctor present, and even if I was willing to break the law and risk my job, the meds are in a locked safe only the doctor can open, and again I am so sorry, please stop yelling at me, please, I literally cannot do anything about this situation.

And then sometimes I get to hold puppies and kittens.

[cyberxbattalion]

[ketzalcoatl]

ketzal_coatl

[amnhnyc]

Do you recognize the star of today’s Fossil Friday feature? This dinosaur lived in North America some 75 million years ago during the Late Cretaceous. A visitor favorite, this species’ distinctive crest is its most easily recognizable feature. Hint: It was a hadrosaur, or “duck-billed” dinosaur. Any guesses?

Photo: Image no. ptc-7735 / © AMNH Library, circa 1991

[gently-morbid]

I hope when I die my skull is also put on display with a miniature of me standing beside it like 🧍‍♀️

[poetrylesbian]

just remembered this old clickhole video i used to be obsessed with

[cobalt-knave]

[Poem transcription:

When You See Me by Vanessa Reyes

When you see me,

you notice my body,

the way my hips curve

under my dress, but that is not all I am.

I am also a terrible beekeeper.

When you see me, you look

straight at my chest.

You notice my lips, but

that is not all I am.

I also own thousands of bees and

keep them in a Jeep

Grand Cherokee that I call

the Beep Grand Cherokeeper,

and never go inside of

because I am afraid

of all the bees.

When you see me, you think about

who I've touched and who I've kissed

not about how many times

I've been to the hospital

for trying to extract honey from the

Jeep by rolling down the window

and using a hockey stick to scrape

the honeycomb only to be stung

by literally hundreds of bees.

When you see me, you

don't see me at all

because to you I'm

just another woman

who probably hasn't received

multiple injunctions from the city

about the illegal beekeeping

situation in my Jeep that has caused

a massive infestation to spread

throughout my cul-de-sac.

Even though the opposite is true,

and I am due in court on Monday

for this very reason.

So next time you see me,

take a good long look

because I am more than what you

see when you look at me.

I am the world's worst beekeeper,

and I am probably

going to jail.

]

[gently-morbid]

My Spotify Wrapped was very weird this year. My top songs and artists seemed wildly inaccurate, and the monthly mood description things were odd to say the least. Somehow a Red Hot Chili Peppers song was in my top 5 and my top artist was Arctic Monkeys. I don’t even know the words to the Red Hot Chili Peppers song. I don’t usually skip Arctic Monkeys songs, but I don’t seek them out either. Joji and TV Girl didn’t make my top 5, and Mitski was my 5th artist instead of 1st even though I have been obsessed with her music all year.

Also, my top podcast topic this year was art??? The only podcasts I have listened to this year with any regularity were The Magnus Archives/Protocol, Welcome to Night Vale, and Science Vs.

[ink-5oul]

Visited old fishmarket close today!! No skin stealing monsters in sight but there was some anglerfish graffiti, whoever did that I love you know,

[walking-at-nighttime-is-the-lif]

News headlines are so ominous sometimes...

@ominous-signs

The magnpies are attacking!

[cottaegecore]

kafka was not enjoying july

[alexandernewall]

The Tortured Poet Department? You mean Martin K Blackwood’s apartment?

[hikaaa-bi]

alice any time she’s about to experience one (1) singular emotion:

[chaos-has-theories]

A young woman is walking outside ████████. It just so happens that today, the 3rd of March 2006, is this young woman's birthday. Though it was seventeen years ago she was given life, it is only today she will be given a name!

What will the name of this gothic young woman be?

> Enter Name.

[chaos-has-theories]

Your name is EBONY. As previously mentioned, you are a GOTH. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for ROCK MUSIC but you are NOT RELATED TO GERARD WAY. You are a vampire but your teeth are STRAIGHT AND WHITE. You have a fondness for HOT TOPIC and you DRESS ACCORDINGLY. You go to a wizard school in England because you are also a WITCH.

Your chumhandle is DarknessDementia and you tned to get yuor leters mixd up abit.

A lot of preps are staring at you. What will you do?

> EBONY: PUT MIDDLE FINGER UP.