[ohgod-awesome-posts]

me @ drama i’m not involved in

[tittytaytay]

why do parents bust in your room like they trynna catch you cheatin on them with another pair of parents

[kawozhin-moved-blog]

learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade

[konorai]

Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade

[il-ragazzo-che-gela-dentro]

Hai costruito un mondo magico. Perché il tuo mondo reale è tragico 

(Il-ragazzo-che-gela-dentro)

[sweaterwithpaintstains]

3 am is such a powerful time. there are people sleeping. there are people partying. there are people having a movie marathon. there are people crying. there are people loving. there are people dying. there are people living. toegther at 3 am.

[susielesbian]

don’t romanticize 3 am everyone should be in bed!!!! go to sleep bitch!!!!!

[cockroach-queer]

Sometimes I’m like “ancient greek plays are so old, how am i going to relate to the characters?” but then 

[dorothygale]

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

[elodieunderglass]

“How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.”

― Dorothy L. Sayers, Gaudy Night (1935)

[chatdomestique]

Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it’s not fake that is very much the actual quote

[gh0stcity]

One thing I’ve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything.

[gh0stcity]

For example, I’ve watched someone walk on to a plane with no passport. Just walked right on.

[jennitheodd]

Once walked out of a dude’s house with a pair of his pants slung over my shoulder. Did all the usual eye-contact, saying-goodbye movements and noises, just… while stealing his pants. He did not notice. 

[razorlightt-deactivated20161221]

I told my English teacher that she graded my final paper(I did not turn one in) and that she told me it was well written. She scrambled 3 days trying to find the nonexistent paper, then apologized to me for losing it and gave me a 96%. Confidence is key

[whiskey-and-a-wry-smile-blog]

my dad’s mate just walked out of a shop with a canoe and didn’t get questioned

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

Humans are like bees: if they sense you’re an intruder all hell will break loose, but if you get inside the hive they just assume you belong there. Be confident.

[minero-tan]

Bee confident

[88thparallel]

This is funny but also true, and a huge tip when traveling. Act like you belong, and you won’t be bothered like other tourists might. Especially on public transportation… do your research ahead of time and look like a disinterested commuter and you’ll blend right in.

[butterfly-bandaid]

Fun Fact about Bees: they use pheromones to communicate and the pheromone to signal ALARM is the same chemical that makes bananas smell like bananas so if you eat a banana and then breathe on a beehive you will regret it and this seemed relevant when i started writing it

[gringoslur]

any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

[gringoslur]

méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)

méxico:

(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)

[gringoslur]

méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

argentina:

(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

[langsandculture]

spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

argentina: 

(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)

[teamrv]

mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

arg: 

(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy) 

[gringoslur]

spanish speaker: h-

argentina: thats pussy, babe!!

[takeheartdaughter]

[upliftourday]

[faithful-forever]

“Surrender all your frustrations to God.”

—

[ipusheveryoneaway]

instagram

[your-lesbian-friend]

me: I’m not gonna let it affect me

also me: *thinks about it constantly*

[restforthesoul]

“I want God, not my idea of God.”

— C.S. Lewis (via truje)

[thatswhywelovegermany]

Harry Potter’s German name would be Harald Töpfer.

[not-the-real-norbert-hofer]

DU BISCHT EIN ZAUBERER HARALD TÖPFER

[shsldameningen]

UND NUR DU KANNST THOMAS RÄTSEL BESIEGEN

[not-the-real-norbert-hofer]

Voldemort in der Kammer des Schreckens: Thomas Rätsel ist *fuchtelt herum* Lord Voldemort! Harald Töpfer: kurze frog… wia genau bist du nuamoi auf den namen kema?

[athenastudying-deactivated20220]

Harald  Töpfer auf Bayrisch würd ich sofort lesen, 10/10 

[just-a-bit-of-art]

Gschichten von der Zauberschui Wuidschweinwarzn:

Die fantastischn Abenteuer vom Töpfer Harald und seine Freind, dem Wieslig Ronald und der Hofer Hermine, und wia’s den schrecklichn Graf Todessturz bsiegt ham.

Freilich nicht allein! Sondern sie hattn a Hilfe von : Professor Taumeltür, Professorin von Gallenwerd (?) , Mond Liebgut , Neustadt Langboden und a vom liaben Hoibriesen Verhärmung .

Doch es gibt ned nur guade Leit in Schloss Wuidschweinwarzn!

Da Harald hod a Feind in die eignen Reihn, bsonders den Leit vom Hause Schleich is ned zu traun! Wia zum Beispui am Professor Heftig Schnap , oder dem Harald seim eignen Mitschüler, Drache Bösglaub, dem Grippel dem.

Also seids bereit! Fia a magischs Abenteuer des sich gwoschn hod !