[kaijuno]

Me after the function

[lesbianboyfriend]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I love how cats are living animals and they just wander around and do stuff

[cipheramnesia]

A lot like centipedes if you think about it.

[spiribia]

it's a shame you can't Cool, Silent, and Mysterious your way to being very close to people. we are unfortunately going to have to embarrass ourselves for this

[boycritter]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

[boycritter]

guys this post is a big hit on the adolescent psych ward

[mortimermcmirestinks]

people keep trying to make "ladies and gentlemen" more inclusive.

I think we should go the other way around.

make more and more weird false dichotomies in greetings. "gamers and pianists". "oil painters and swordsmen". "vexillologists and entomologists". "chess masters and diamond artificers". "accountants and gendered individuals".

we need to be dropping shit into formal meetings to make people say "wait what? which one am I?"

[lovetheirloves]

I have started referring to my students as “critters and creatures.” I then offer them the option to decide where on the critter–creature spectrum they think they belong. They enjoy this immensely. I teach some critters, some creatures, some 50/50s, some critters with creature tendencies, some creatures with critter inclinations.

[ztu2455]

all i have to say is 'hello cowards' and it shuts gendering up

[awesomeapplegirl]

Watched a video by a etiquette expert.

Honoured guests is the formal gender neutral term

But i encourage everyone to continue being funny

[ruffboi-mags]

I think the problem is that if I opened a lunch meeting with "Welcome, honored guests", most people in that meeting would have the creeping suspicion that their lunches were poisoned.

[stand-up-gifs]

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

CONTEXT

[buoyantbooby]

can't believe my anti-selfharm-tattoo is actually still doing it's job 7 years later

[tastefullyoffensive]

[bucephaly]

😭😭

[bucephaly]

There are only around 1,500 native Cherokee speakers left, and most of them are elders

Little Cherokee Seeds is a program where mothers and babies spend all day with first language Cherokee speakers, speaking nothing but Cherokee, so that the babies become a new generation of native speakers. They're also teaching traditional skills and mothering practices to the mothers to pass on.

This is so so important for the survival of the language. These babies are on track to being fluent first language speakers, and they will be able to keep the language going for another lifetime.

I recommend checking out the little cherokee seeds facebook page!!

[queerpunktomatoes]

Okay not to dox myself but I live on Cherokee territory (#landback) and there are a few universities I know of that are working to restore the language among younger Natives. I'm not an expert, but I recommend checking out Dr Sara Snyder Hopkins and the incredible work she's doing to translate old Cherokee writings so we never lose them and Dr Ben Fray who is Cherokee and fluent and teaches it to students as a revitalization effort.

[achillesinhighheels]

Having dating apps is pointless. The love of your life is on Tumblr

[hellanahmean]

[princemolder]

My bad. I was looking for a stupid job that didn't mean anything where I didn't have to do stuff. Sorry, I guess.

[notkatniss]

[unreconstructedfangirl]

from the article:

[mayothompson]

Yeah man i listened to the song you sent me and tbh it was too energetic, playful, progressive, passionate, sombre, lonely, sad, uncommon time signatures, complex, alienation, technical, melodic, sarcastic, poetic, atmospheric, self-hatred, manic, nocturnal, longing, philosophical, aggressive, dissonant, dense, introspective, eclectic, and depressive for my taste

[depsidase]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

baseball in essence is a game about you trying to throw your friend a ball but some asshole wont stop trying to knock your ball as far as fuck away as possible because he's a bad person

[tamagotchikgs]

i m;iss when u could touch a tv and feel its fur

[theskydoesgreatthingsnow]

When an old tv died it was always very understandable. Screen busted. Tubes broke. Animal sick. Smart TVs will have psychosomatic problems that clear within a day. Ur Apple TV gets mental illness.