I Could Be Worse...Right?

Im pretty much Tumblr cancer.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The first guy who heard a parrot talk was probably not ok for several days.

[krazykitsune]

Actually, weird history fact about that. The island of Bermuda’s first name was Isle of Devils, being thought to be filled with demons and angry spirits when it was actually just filled with some loud ass birds.

[starburstdragon]

@lotsandlotsofbirds

[ruinedchildhood]

when me and bae go to the dollar store

[nicoledollanganger]

WE FOUND THIS IN THE CEMETERY

[youngbloodbuzz]

#april ludgate-dwyer when she dies

[themoskabot]

You: Sloppy Joes

Me, an intellectual: Untidy Josephs

[shakugan-archive]

[paprika]

[residentevils-moved-deactivated]

when u accidently type me instead of my 

[endoshan]

accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

[fuck-you-im-australian]

accidentally typing olay instead of okay

[shiny-mimikyus-deactivated20170]

accidentally typing “oy” instead of yo

[kuriyamababe-blog]

accidentally typing “god” instead of “good”

[tquila-squared]

accidentally typing ‘thy’ instead of ‘they’

[wontforgets]

accidentally typing “beliebe” instead of “believe”

[dismalboii]

typing “hte” instead of “the” 

[vibinwitch]

typing “laso” instead of “also”

[cardassiansunrise]

typing “oaky” instead of “okay”

[tastefullyoffensive]

Who would return that fashion masterpiece? (via woofjustin)

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

[davst]

[cockandpokeballs]

Me walking down this stupid-ass staircase

[unshrink]

me when i gotta pretend im enjoying myself at family parties:

[snatchingyofav-deactivated20180]

[sacred-portal]

[paxamericana]

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

[billy-old-deactivated20181202]

if you step on a person’s foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

LMAO WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

[oshawottprincess-deactivated201]

[trentacool-deactivated20141231]

what did this bird do

[grandtheftputo]

I wish i had context on this 

[nevynerviine-deactivated2015041]

here u go

[rorytelling]

I don’t think the contexts helps in this case.

[depressionlemon-deactivated2016]

I’ve been collecting these for a while so here are all the ones you missed

[justnexttotheblues]

I’ve had the ‘I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip’ picture saved on my computer for years, and I have NEVER SEEN THE REST OF THESE.

I’m so pleased.

[approach]

[memegod]