Now lets get the small talk out of the way

lactose intolerant - iron deficient - hayfever - swimmers shoulder - he/him - 🏳️‍🌈 - this blog never had coherrency so good luck

[waepenwifestre]

mike’s hard past couple of months

[atomic-chronoscaph]

Mark Hamill - San Diego Comic-Con 1976

[deadpowol]

[a-book-of-creatures]

This is stupid! Were you born yesterday? (the mayfly’s big limpid eyes fill with tears as it looks at me) oh god I’m so sorry oh no oh god

[drpeppercreamsodaa]

not cool man 😕

[kosmogrl]

[molabuddy]

the insane experience of missing a fictional character . like you can always go back and reread the book , replay the game , rewatch the show or movie , you can always go back & see them , but you can never experience them & their story for the first time again . its absurd to miss them because they'll always be there , but you'll miss when there were still new things for them to say .

for a small time they were real & growing and changing and you hung onto every new word, but now all they can do is repeat the same story forever&ever & they're not real anymore because you know everything they're going to do. & you miss them. its fucked man...

[briarpatch-kids]

I desperately need y'all to see this scam bot I just got:

[pirate-captain-fleabeard]

OUT OF ME WAY LANDLUBBER I'M GONNA GET SOME

[mothcub]

"hot girls do this" "hot girls do that" you bore me. ugly and cold women rise

[slygirlboy]

[boymounter]

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

[autoneurotic]

i’m going to burst into tears. such a hauntingly stupid and wonderful phrase to immortalize somewhere. LOOK AT PIttbert!

[syn4k]

[talking about my favorite characters] okay so THESE two come in a bonded pair and if i think about them too hard i start taking poison damage

[ironychan]

[bisamwilson]

have i mentioned how much i absolutely adore anakin skywalker recently

[feyd-meowtha]

[hungry-hyena]

this is so real I literally just decided to watch it tomorrow bc i for the life of me cannot tell what it is about from the gifs

[hesitantalien2014]

i dont know why i shared all that information is one of my favorite phrases ever because every day i really dont know why i shared all that information

[hesitantalien2014]

using this like a signature banner under all of my posts from now on

[iamanewvagina101]

what r ur kinks

I'm consumed by grief

[atrenchcoatfilledwithbees]

“I asked ChatGPT —”

Okay well I asked the picture of Michael Jackson in my pocket and he told me to get the fries with my burger soooo