Is It Someone New?

Zachariah | he/they | 26 This is my main blog. It will have some NSFW elements such as risqué memes and cursing but nothing explicit. 99% mobile. I’m bad at tagging so it’s best to err on the side of caution. Please submit pictures of your pet to me (check out my "pet submission" tag) If your blog type is different I may be following you for a sideblog. Other Social Media Click here to feed animals in need (it's free)

[momsagainstinternetuse-archive]

[infectiouspiss]

bashing my skull clean through a wall i downloaded a symptom tracker on a whim and after putting in all my problems it hits me with the chatgpt style "ugh, tired eh? always sucks" and i closed the app fuck you

[infectiouspiss]

on their app store page there's no mention of ai but as soon as you go to their website it's :) ai :). what if i killed you.

[infectiouspiss]

nobody download the app Juno. fuck ai and fuck the ai companies who prey on disabled people's need for someone who understands

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

[yorkshirearthurdent]

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

[taraxippos]

I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

[taraxippos]

[taraxippos]

WHO DID THIS

[c3rvida3]

I keep getting this Etsy ad where this person says, "My personal style wouldn't be what it is without self-expression," and every time, I'm floored by what an absolute nothing sentence that is.

[drowinginaseaoftears]

[stormphoenix]

[mutationgirl]

meant: I’ll think about it

said: I’ll grink about it

cause: grinch spores

moral: none

[otterloreart]

ok then why didnt you

[otterloreart]

In honor of this post getting way too many notes i made this

Shes dedicated to all the people who missed the point

[otterloreart]

some people really aren't getting it so i need to clear something up, let me hold your hand through this

^^^THE SAME COMIC. THESE ARE ALL THE SAME.

[zoesupreme]

New Zealand actor Sam Neill, known for 'Jurassic Park' and 'The Piano,' dies at 78, his family says

Sam Neill has died at age 78. He was an elegant, versatile actor who moved from art films to blockbusters like “Jurassic Park” and “The Hunt

ah shit

[zoesupreme]

he's farting next to Princess Di in the big theater in the sky now

[kosmogrl]

[pjackk]

Not a sibgle fucking lemon lime or A&W root beer i guess. Ok. Fucking christttt

[microraptorhours]

i love you archival work. i love you alphabetizing. i love you sorting. i love you reshelving. i love you document restoration. i love you shelf reading. i love you inventorying. i love you analysis. i love you archival work.

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

Hello. Since I've seen people submit finished wheels, I thought I'd submit a wheel I came up with. In this case, it's a wheel to tell you something that you can't do for a week.

https://wheelofnames.com/kch-gkt

this is a really really cool idea! Thanks!!!

You can't do this for a week!

How bad is this for you?

Its great! I can live with this

I already don't do this

It'll be annoying but I'll be fine

VERY BAD.

results/other

Remaining time: 5 days 32 minutes

thanks inkarchivist for the submission!!

[dogpuppy]

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... her belly grumbling could wake the dead!

follow for more yo mama facts

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her belly could wake anyone from even the deepest slumber!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... a grumble of her belly could wake skeletons, dracula, and more!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... when her belly grumbled, frankenstein sat up and went "what was that sound?"

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her empty belly caused quite a stir!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry on an airplane... her belly grumbles were mistaken for turbulence, and the other passengers left posthaste!

[blemgoid]

My dearest companion,

It is with utmost urgency that I commit to paper an occurrence so singular that I fear it may strain your credulity. I trust this message finds you in sound health and undisturbed repose, for I cannot say the same of those unfortunate enough to dwell within the vicinity of yo esteemed mama.

Having, by circumstances too tedious to recount, passed the evening beneath her roof, I was shortly after midnight awakened by a most dreadful and prolonged rumbling, so profound in its depth that I mistook it first for distant cannonade, then for an earthquake, and finally for the Last Trump itself. Imagine my astonishment upon discovering the disturbance emanated not from Heaven or the deepest bowels of Hell, but from the singularly vacant stomach of yo good mama.

The tumult was of such prodigious force that every sleeper in the household sprang from his bed in confusion. Even the old groundskeeper, who I know for a fact has slept through thunder-bolts and musket fire alike, emerged from his shack demanding to know who had sounded the alarm.

I entreat you, dear friend, to prevail upon yo mama to partake of a modest supper before retiring, lest her entire estate be compelled to awaken at the command of her insatiable stomach.

I remain, with every sentiment of esteem,

Your most obedient and humble servant,

yo mama facts

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her empty belly can be heard from very far away!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her empty belly once set off an earthquake detector!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry at sea... her belly grumbling can be heard by the fishes whales sharks and amphibiens under the water!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry in space... her grumbling belly disturbed an astronaut, a space probe, and even an alien!

[isabellecantread]

what is happening in my lecture

[zekedms]

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows

[poupon]

That's because they stuck these bad boys to them

[zekedms]

Oh wow, that IS better.