Is It Someone New?

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[momsagainstinternetuse-archive]

[1percentcharge]

i have a random issue with a handful of pre-srar fall out boy songs where I LOVE the the start of the song or just generally everything but the chorus, but the chorus itself i find kind of underwhelming (eg: ilalwtwiattgyo, ttotbo, igatrimeanomf, cfmrfrpfmsr, gblogbd(dyptstsasgts)

[geeko-sapiens]

poor thing...walked straight into the electric fence

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[acepalindrome]

Genuinely one of the best things in fiction is letting a character have a real ugly cry. Get out of here with that ‘single silent tear’ bullshit, you cowards. I want the catharsis of an actual emotional breakdown! Make it noisy, make it wet and snotty and gross! Make it ugly and unfiltered and raw!

[flanbolt]

[readsandsuch]

“you cant ship them theyre sibling coded!!” and it’s just two people who are friends

[infectiouspiss]

bashing my skull clean through a wall i downloaded a symptom tracker on a whim and after putting in all my problems it hits me with the chatgpt style "ugh, tired eh? always sucks" and i closed the app fuck you

[infectiouspiss]

on their app store page there's no mention of ai but as soon as you go to their website it's :) ai :). what if i killed you.

[infectiouspiss]

nobody download the app Juno. fuck ai and fuck the ai companies who prey on disabled people's need for someone who understands

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

[yorkshirearthurdent]

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

[taraxippos]

I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

[taraxippos]

[taraxippos]

WHO DID THIS

[c3rvida3]

I keep getting this Etsy ad where this person says, "My personal style wouldn't be what it is without self-expression," and every time, I'm floored by what an absolute nothing sentence that is.

[drowinginaseaoftears]

[stormphoenix]

[mutationgirl]

meant: I’ll think about it

said: I’ll grink about it

cause: grinch spores

moral: none

[otterloreart]

ok then why didnt you

[otterloreart]

In honor of this post getting way too many notes i made this

Shes dedicated to all the people who missed the point

[otterloreart]

some people really aren't getting it so i need to clear something up, let me hold your hand through this

^^^THE SAME COMIC. THESE ARE ALL THE SAME.

[zoesupreme]

New Zealand actor Sam Neill, known for 'Jurassic Park' and 'The Piano,' dies at 78, his family says

Sam Neill has died at age 78. He was an elegant, versatile actor who moved from art films to blockbusters like “Jurassic Park” and “The Hunt

ah shit

[zoesupreme]

he's farting next to Princess Di in the big theater in the sky now

[kosmogrl]

[pjackk]

Not a sibgle fucking lemon lime or A&W root beer i guess. Ok. Fucking christttt

[microraptorhours]

i love you archival work. i love you alphabetizing. i love you sorting. i love you reshelving. i love you document restoration. i love you shelf reading. i love you inventorying. i love you analysis. i love you archival work.