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monwinvo

it’s ya girl mina!!!!

porterr-robinson

screwyouandrew

He screm

sa2ha

WHY HIS PAWS LIKE THAT

sa2ha

thecommrade

Cats are a miracle

nestregards

IMPORTANT NEW DISCOVERY

HE’S PERFECT

pallidprincess

baby fucking sink tony!!!!!

the-man-who-sold-za-warudo

why does wiggly sword exist? What are they good for?

Skill: Shows off the blacksmiths massive horse cock. In a time before modern machinery some crazy Germans and Swiss hammered beyond natural human limit. They probably did it as a meme then realised it was actually useful as a weapon. Sharpening a wavy blade would have been a nightmare.

Functional: Good for duelling sword vs sword. A traditional sword allows you to slide off an enemies blade if your swords clash, because the blade is straight. The waves in a flamberg blade creates vibrations which hurts the opponents hands, that doesn’t sound like much but it gives you an advantage. Very useful for parrying since the enemies sword will strike, then the blade gets stuck on your wavy blade or they pull away from the impact shock. Either way you will have an opening to attack. Also the waves cut much deeper similar to a serrated knife. If you got cut once by this blade, you would not be able to stitch your wound shut, you are pretty much sliced bread.Aesthetic: Someone challenges you to a duel, while they unsheathe their boring longsword, you unwrap your wiggly sword. They immediately apologize and run because you are rich enough to afford a wiggly sword and probably have multiple wenches giving you ankle parchments.

doujinshi

whats the point in playing any game if you can’t be a cute girl

thrud-deactivated20210605

excuse me i just saw a sign that said “nut then what?” and i almost had a heart attack while driving

thrud-deactivated20210605

NUT

T HEN W HAT ?

cumgremlin

acerotiburon

Sing me the song of your people SOUP! meow! Sing me the song of your friends SOUP! meow! Sing me a song for the good times SOUP! meow! Sing me a song, a song. HEY SOUP! meeeeoooow!

thatll-do

A modern classic

nostrem

wheres that really good gif of that guy in ffxiv laughing and then instantly stopping

nostrem

betaleon

gunzonyatmblr

Bruh this shit was amazing

7thblacksheep-deactivated201907

GO BABY GO OMG

thaunderground

Poetry in motion

datmos

My jaw dropped

viqueen

HER NAME IS ANTARA AND SHE’S MEXICO’S GRAND CHAMPION AT THE VERTICAL WALL CLIMB LOOK AT HOW HAPPY SHE IS!! SHE KNOWS SHE’S A GOOD GIRL!!!

augieboogie-deactivated20171016

fauxfable

the tail wag on her way down

pansexualkiba

the real four dnd archetypes

1) beautifully constructed, thoughtfully named, you’ve had this character for five years, and it is only now that you have a medium to express them through. twenty pages of backstory and lore, you probably lovingly crafted a costume or a token to fully bring them to life.

2) it’s you, but you’re now a warlock or a paladin or some shit.

3) Its Joke (ex. Boo Boo the Chaotic Good Barbarian, Dio Brando but as a dryad, etc.)

4) Real Ass People (ex. Hatsune Miku, Barack Obama, Hulk Hogan, etc.)

scope-dogg

hatsune miku real

iguanaparrots

1) Magnus Burnsides

2) Merle Highchurch

3) Taako Taaco

4) Tom Bodett

babyanimalgifs

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

anarchapella

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

valgalart

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

excessively-english-jd

Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.

Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.