GRRRHGG HI! I DONT HAVE A LOT OF TIME. READ THIS , QUICK:
[pt: Grrhgg hi! I don’t have a lot of time. Read this, quick:]
THERE IS SOMETHING BAD IN KALOS. SOMETHING BAD!!! MY ACCOMPLICE 1 CAN HEAR IT. MY ACCOMPLICE 2 CAN SENSE IT. BAD! BAD!
AND I KNOW WHO IS TO BLAME…I JUST HAVE TO PROVE IT!!
THE PROFESSOR IS A DECEPTIVE FREAK OF NATURE … OUR CORPORATE ‘FRIENDS’ ARE SUPPLYING A MOB! WE ARE ALL CATTLE FILLING UP THE GUTS OF A LURKING BEAST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND I?! I WILL SHINE A LIGHT ON ALL OF IT!!! ALL OF IT! I AM THE TRUE PROFESSOR OF KALOS!!!!! I WILL SHED TRUTH!!!! IT CAN’T STAY BURIED BENEATH THE DIRT FOREVER!!
ahem, and a small thank you to the host… @neoskitties …
MY SITE. READ IT. HERE, THE FUTURE DEPENDS ON IT! GAH!
[PT: My site. Read it. Here, the future depends on it! Gah!]
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25/7/2024 - INTRODUCTION.
GREETINGS. YOU ARE SOMEONE WHO IS SEEKING THE TRUTH!!!!!! AND I AM HERE TO DELIVER…
YOU WILL NOT KNOW MY NAME…OR MY FACE. IF YOU DO, THEN IT IS ALREADY TOO LATE. REMEMBER TO ARCHIVE MY PAGE, ARCHIVE EVERY UPDATE…INCASE THEY COME TO TAKE IT DOWN. I KNOW THEY WILL, THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THEY HAVE!! BUT THEY WILL NOT STOP ME! NEVER!!!
I AM CURRENTLY COLLECTING MY THOUGHTS…MY ANECDOTES…MY PROOF. IT WILL ALL BE RELEASED IN TIME…DO NOT FRET…THE OCULUS OVER KALOS WILL BE EXPOSED! ITS RETINAS BURNED! GEHEHEHE… STAY TUNED, WATCHERS.
[OOC under cut]
You can read my whole shebang HERE. But Hi! It’s Clint again! He/they/xe, whateversss. :P.
Pelipper mail on, for now. Musharna mail on. Magic anons off.
She’s a conspiracy theorist! She also has really bad issues with paranoia …. Do note much of her experiences are based on my own! It’s my disability and I choose how to write it /lh
Obviously inspired by Bive from regretevstor the girls who know me know me way too well.
HOUSE HAS BEEN REPAIRED..SO WE HAVE MOVED BACK. HMMRM. !!! NEIGHBOR’S STOUTLAND KEEPS BARKING, I THINK HE KNOWS. HE KNOWS!!! HE KNOWS!! BAH!!!
Sorry for my…INCONVENIENT DISAPPEARANCE. I WAS BUSY!!! WITH COMPILING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND PERHAPS MY ACADEMICS…BUT REST ASSURED MY DEAR WATCHERS, I HAVE RETURNED FOR GOOD!
Oh! Uh, okay. I got Golisopod from back when he was a Wimpod… he basically evolved right before my first League run (and win). We just kinda found eachother when I was small.
I caught Kommo-o when he was just a Jangmo-o, just in an Ultra Ball like normal.
Mimikyu found me when I was bein all mopey in an abandoned building one time, and I took em in.
Ferrothorn’s from overseas! got him as part of my professor trainin and his owner said I could keep him since he liked me so much.
Weaville I found on Lanakila as a Sneasel! it stole my sandwich and that’s how we met. but eventually we became friends, so. It’s chill.
And I got Lucario from Kukui!! got him when kukui finally decided to stop battlin, at least till he finishes his professor training. just cuz Lucario really likes battlin and Kukui knows I can take care of him proper.
guess that’s bout it… I got other guys but they’re mostly just for research and allat. They’re Kukui’s pokemon more than mine.
// GOGH OOC…OOC POST!!! I FINSIHED MY DESIGNS FOR THE ‘MODS’ OF THIS BLOG AND I WANTED TO SHOW THEM. WILL KICK POSTING BACK UP LATER AND UPDATE MY PINNED POST A BIT BUT…. LOOKIE:3
Since Robiquet hasn’t been introduced yet he goes by it/they/he btw!!!!!!!
You!! YOU ! You…TRAITOR! TO THINK I ALMOST CONSIDERED YOU AN ALLY IN THE NEVERENDING BATTLE OF ALL THOSE SELF PROCLAIMED ‘PROFESSORS’. AND WHAT DO I SEE? YOU! TALKING WITH PROFESSOR “AUGUSTINE” SYCAMORE…. BAH.
YOU PROBABLY HAVE IT OUT FOR MY WIMPOD…HOW DARE I PUT MY GUARD IN HARMS WAY WITH YOURS LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- @geosengespiral
HUH⁉️⁉️ WAIT, WAIT, I’M JUST PLANNIN TO ROB HIM! I’M JUST LURIN HIM IN WITH MY CHARM! (If you’re readin this, Sycamore, that’s a joke… I’d never 💯💯) (Or WOULD I⁉️)
You’re a real professor to me, yo… I ain’t never wishin harm on your Wimpod! Who the FUCK do ya think I AM⁉️⁉️⁉️
YOU…HELLO….I HAVE AN UNOWN OF THE V VARIANT. IT HAS NOT STOPPED FOLLOWING ME AND THUSLY I HAVE DECIDED TO TAKE IT INTO MY CARE AS IT IS HAVING ISSUES FLOATING AND I BELIEVE IT COULD NOT SURVIVE ON ITS OWN.
HOWEVER! I AM CURRENTLY LEARNING HOW TO TAKE CARE OF ONE, BUT IT IS HARD TO FIND RELIABLE RESOURCES … MAY I HAVE ADVICE… ARE THERE CERTAIN BEHAVIORS I SHOULD LOOK OUT FOR? IS THE FLOATING ISSUES CHRONIC OR ACUTE? DO YOU KNOW!!!
- @geosengespiral
Incoming text wall, I have a lot of opinions on caring for Unown correctly
The floating issues can be caused by many factors, for example N when I first brought it home simply collapsed from chronic exhaustion once given the option to rest, nowadays it’s doing better and can once again float and move around
So a lack of energy is definitely a possibility- I’d look into seeing if the Unown is exhibiting signs of exhaustion or illness, as that can also drain its energy
Although the issue can be chronic if the Unown was born with it or otherwise injured in some way, I doubt it would’ve lived long enough to follow you around if that were the case. I’d try to treat the Unown in any way you can, and until its recovery, try to accommodate for the disability? If it turns out to be chronic, accommodating early can help you prepare for taking care of a disabled Pokémon
Taking care of Unown is difficult. Be prepared for sacrifice time and certain luxuries. A lot of people take them in simply because of the novelty and uncommon idea of owning one in general, but they are NOT show pokemon. A lot of people seem to think they’re low maintenance because of their mystique. The matter of the fact is that if you don’t understand your Unown all that well because it’s being mysterious and shy, then that pokemon DOES NOT TRUST YOU. They are naturally social creatures. If it doesn’t seem to want to be around you a lot, it’s not because it’s a “mysterious and ancient Pokémon”, it’s because you are doing something wrong, or it’s because the Unown has something going on. DO NOT take in Unowns if you do not have the time to be able to be with them and keep them company, or at least get other Pokemon to do it for you if you aren’t willing. They’re slow to warm up to people because of how secluded they’ve been from us, but if it is STILL avoiding you after a long time of owning it, you need to change your care for it
Unowns need enrichment, you do not, I repeat you do NOT leave them in open spaces with literally nothing to do. They are not decorations. Invest in some toys and items for the Unown to interact with, me personally I have a few Skitty toys and a Skitty tower or two for my Unowns. I’ve had to come home early from work many times because of them, and at this point I’ve cut my availability hours to be able to spend ample time with them. You also cannot expect Unowns to act like more domesticated Pokémon breeds, you can only train them to some degree and then hope that they won’t destroy your house.
As for behaviors, they can be real ominous at times- this is normal. It may look like it is summoning a demon, it is not. If it is, well I guess you’ll have to deal with that
And of course, each Unown has a varying personality, and you’ll need to accommodate to the individual. Most Pokécenters are able to provide basic care for one, but if there’s a severe issue you’ll probably have to find a specialist
Alphabet fridge magnets make good toys for unown! They like to write out cryptic messages and play letter-substitution games. Puzzle toys for Psychic-types are a good idea too, although only lightweight ones because their telekinesis is not very strong as individuals. Different kinds of printed materials can also be very engaging for them--one of our friends left some sheet music here last summer, and Merriam and Webster obsessed over it for a solid week and a half.
Also: reading out loud to them is a great way to bond and build trust.
GEHK…THANK THE BOTH OF YOU…YES …, I BELIEVE YOU ALL ARE TELLING THE TRUTH!!!! AS I HAVE BEEN GRACIOUSLY GIFTED SOME MAGNETIC LETTERS FROM MY ROOMMATE I AM STAYING WITH, I DECIDED TO LET THEM ARRANGE THE LETTERS THEMSELF….
WHAT I GOT , AFTER REMOVING THE UNMMOVED LETTERS, WAS THIS!!!
I WILL BE DECIPHERING THIS SHORTLY….THIS LITTLE FIEND WILL MAKE A GREAT COMPANION. THANK YOU BOTH FOR YOUR AID!!
YOU! YOU…grrrh…I LIKE YOU. YOUR TENACITY…YOUR IMMEDIATE DISLIKE TO THE SO-CALLED REGIONAL PROFESSOR OF KALOS…PROFESSOR FAKEMORE
ALMOST LIKE MYSELF…YOU ARE IN POSSESION OF A EVOLVED STATE OF MY OWN WATER BUG TYPE POKEMON…AND I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW GOOD WAYS TO EASE MY ACCOMPLICE THROUGH HIS FEARS!! HE DESIRES TO HOLD THE FORT!!!!!!!!!! TO PROTECT OUR OPERATION…HOWEVER…HE IS VERY SKITTISH ANDIMIGHTWORRYFORHIM.
DO YOU HAVE IDEAS. KNOW I AM TRUSTING YOU WITH AN UNNECESARY AMOUNT OF INFO. DO NOT DARE BREAK THAT, GEHK.
- @geosengespiral
You use a lotta caps, huh? I LIKE IT!! BE FUCKIN LOUD, YO‼️💯💯
Damn right bout the compliments!!! got me blushin and shit!! Didn’t know Sycamore was fake… hope he still has enough money, cuz I’m gonna STEAL IT ALL. Yeah. If you’re readin this, asshole, know your pokedollars are gonna belong to ME.
but uh. I’m guessin you’re talkin bout your Wimpod. They’re scared for damn good reasons… in the wild and shit, they gotta heave themselves up onto the beach to get rotten ass food. And those beach birds are mean, yo. Lotta the bold ones get eaten. That’s why they’re built scared.
They learn, though. My Golisopod ain’t scared of nothin. It takes a damn long time— you just gotta guide em through it, yknow? Maybe let him guard for an hour or so, and if he’s brave bout it, give him a reward and tell him he did a good job. he’s already bein real brave by wantin to keep yall safe. You just gotta remind him that he’s doin good, as much as you can, and over time he’ll get more confident that he’s tough enough to take on anythin that comes yall’s way. They’re real clever pokemon— that positive reinforcement and shit works real good.
Wimpod take time, yo. Can be real hard to work with, even once they evolve. But ya clearly care bout your lil guy a lot, so just keep at it and don’t give up on him.
Makin a good hidin place for him right next to where he guards is prolly a good idea, too.
