Gerald's Rambling

little sideblog I use for reblogging! my main acc is @geralds-little-art-corner

[geralds-rambling-again]

Hey there!! :]

SO! First of all, this is a reblogging sideblog for @geralds-little-art-corner , which is my main xd jsjsj if you like or reblog or follow me on there its most certain that i will go through your blog and check out your stuff! so in short, just wanted to let you know that the 2 are directly intertwined :D

[pajaritocoleebri]

Absolute charthur

[coochiekrab]

Large age gap sibling representation -> Kuri is a full on adult women who is capable of letting her kid brother get way under her skin with just a singular stupid nickname. Kuri and Dylan fight like they don’t have an age gap at all. The only difference is that there is no unifying parent to keep the peace which usually just leaves Aubrey to remain neutral when Dylan eats her leftovers and all hell breaks loose

[sabertoothwalrus]

ok deleted the last post because I likely misinterpreted it and that actually delights me because this sentence is linguistically fascinating

You can read it as:

“Jelly” is called “Jell-O” by the Brits (a comedically false statement, which also implies Americans don’t know what Jell-O is)

or

“Jelly” is the term Brits use for what American typically call “Jell-O” (true statement, likely the intended meaning yet I personally find the original sentence a BAFFLING way to phrase that)

what you interpret the object/subject/action as informs the active vs passive voice of the original statement. In other words, this is The Dress of sentences

[sabertoothwalrus]

another way of writing it that might make the confusion clearer

American friends: [a message to Americans from the UK:] “Jelly” [the word in the original post] is what the Brits [us] call [refer to as] Jell-O!

vs

American friends: [I am American helping fellow Americans:] “Jelly” [the presumably unfamiliar word in the original post] is what the Brits [those other guys] call Jell-O! [our American thing]

[lokaror]

*clutching a gunshot wound*

i still have...so many... restaurants to go to...

[hanghound]

first requests! Beach fits and a piggyback ride ☀️

[despazito]

Sometimes I'll be looking at bullshit online that I know will just rile me up and I have to think of this image to get myself to stop

[clanslist]

[chubbidust]

this one's boring.

[quaintpanic]

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

[evilsanlang]

it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit

[evilsanlang]

"taylor swift is a lesbian" check your house for mold

"I can fuck the heterosexuality out of sabrina carpenter" questionable taste, but much more respectable

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[lexbians]

gmail = garry's mail

[saturniandragon]

garry's spot

[nongunktional]

i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy

[anphivenas]

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

[cheddar-baby]

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

[anphivenas]

He strutted his shit kinda

[bunnywand-z]

"the best laid plans" "i'm hatching a plan" so a plan is a type of egg ? 🥚

[beans-ahoy]

OpenGateLabs is shutting down unfortunately. They're clearing out stock, so if you need estradiol vials for cheap (upto 50 dollars off for some), now is probably the time before they close up

[beanieposting]

They're also selling progesterone from $10-30 off and estradiol dermal sprays at $40 off right now

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

penis isn't real. pussy isn't even real. the only thing that is real, is the pleasure of combat