Stray!!

[swagpaws]

when u exit hyperfocus mode and ur immediately hit with every status effect ever

[verthanthi]

Oh fuck I gotta pee. Wait wait, I can’t stand up I’m gonna fall over. Shit I haven’t eaten in like 23 hours. Damn I’m thirsty, maybe I should— fuck why am I nauseous? Oh, I didn’t eat, right. It’s WHAT time? 3AM? Do I even have time to eat? Shit, I forgot to take my meds earlier. Or did I? Damnit. Why is my head pounding, oh, right, haven’t eaten and I’m dehydrated… fuck I still gotta pee

[maestrosmassacre-deactivated202]

[a-real-human-person-not-fake]

*minimizes word document and stands up* My body:

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

[thegaymertrainer]

Self care is watching this with sound

[laqueus]

hhhkh. nngn. mmah. nah. aaaa. aa. HEWWO? na-mum-me. wuw. mmwa. nnnn.

[monidoll]

"nobody is judging you" wrong, my mother is seemingly always judging every single stranger she sees

[sdqubeley]

i do this to u

[mbr2]

Colin: why did you write about me in LW? that I don’t know myself?

Penelope: maybe because you came back acting like a fake ass bitch? I’d do it again!

[dailysansastark]

Stark men don't fare well in the South.

[meredithmoriarty]

It's just weird that it happened twice.

[iron-crakka]

[technomancyshenanigans]

reblogging this with a video example, because the description doesn't do it justice.

absolutely fucking hysterical get vaporized idiot

[therealelrondhubbard]

[onlyyseedaylight]

me after listening to the most emotionally devastating song I have ever heard because an even more upsetting one is about to start

[rhaenyrastormborn]

Dune Part Two (2024), dir. Denis Villeneuve

[parkchanwoohoo]

Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact

[presidentofthehotgirlclub]

I hate when I crave and want and desire like girl if you don’t shut the fuck up and stare at the wall

[april]

📦 Shipping update: we're not delivering your parcel because you checked the tracking page too much and we got shy about it

[thyrell]

eveeyones got it wrong your mid 20s arent for going to the club or partying or picking up new crafts. your 20s are for discovering how much more autistic you are than you thought you were in high school

[timotheecontent]

Paul Muad'dib Usul Atreides, Lisan al-Gaib, Kwisatz Haderach, Duke of Arrakis DUNE: PART 2 (2024) Dir. Denis Villeneuve