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[iron-crakka]

Warlords as dril tweets, part 1

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Star Wars Legends + text posts

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Luke Skywalker: An enemy is just a friend I haven’t worn down. Mara Jade: Are you saying that you’re the main character of a kids cartoon? Luke Skywalker: I’m saying that “I’m going to be friends with you” is both a promise and a threat.

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Zam Wesell, about shapeshifting: I gotta say, it took me a long time to get used to - the hanging bits. Jango Fett: Gross. Zam Wesell: Oh, get your mind out of the gutter, Fett. I was talking about my testicles.

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Ysanne Isard: I'm tired of hearing "I could fix him". Ysanne Isard: You know what I could do? I could break him. I could snap that fucker in half.

[laelish]

Real talk, that fight was rough the first time through. But taking a step back and looking at it, access to instant healing is not exactly... rare. In that universe.

Also, I forgot about Revan's lightside robes until I was halfway done with coloring. So just assume that they put those away in the Ebon Hawk first so they wouldn't get dirty.

[sporkihime]

More TTT Mara

[iron-crakka]

guys... i just realized vader calls everyone "commander" because he misses ahsoka... 😭😭😭

[stealingpotatoes]

This is my first time in your askbox and all I wanted to say was that I adore your tiny doodles, they always make my day!!! <33

Also, I kind of wonder what Obi-Wan (Dramatic Robe Drop Guy) thinks of Anakin's custom T-shirts. He'd probably agree with Padme that they're a crime to fashion, but at least it's still a minor crime... which, coming from Anakin, is actually not that bad...

thank uuu!! see Obi-Wan can accept Anakin leaving the Jedi -- but he draws the line at boring clothes

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[iron-crakka]

> oversaw weapons development for the empire

> isolated from the galaxy

> returns to find the empire gone

> seeks to restore or avenge it with the minuscule resources available

he's not zsinj, he's daala

[oonaluna-art]

Avatar 4 when it picks up from Quaritch's perspective.

This isn't a redraw of a meme. Rather, It's based on a time I went to a restaurant recently, and saw a father who had completely lost control of his three kids and resigned himself to staring straight forward in defeat. The image of him and his kids was burned into my mind until I found a fitting composition to redraw it with.

Avatar Fire and Ash summary for those who haven't watched it:

[txttletale]

kind of just fills me with rage and grief beyond belief that the united states is summarily executing my countrymen to make highlight reels. a dozen venezuelan lives is just the price of a single propaganda clip

[inquisitorius-sin-bin]

I can only imagine our GM knew what they were doing, intoducing both Atha Prime and Minovsky Particles in our SW5e Campaign...

[iron-crakka]

just imagined mara and luke discovering they have the same lightning scars

[iron-crakka]

guys... i just realized vader calls everyone "commander" because he misses ahsoka... 😭😭😭

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[genericusernamee]

Holy shit this got really funny to really sad really quick

[kochei0]

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

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