It's Probably Fine

Chloe | your local idiot transgirl | 30

[kicks0u]

gave her the slime girl hrt

commission for @technomancyshenanigans 💜

[technomancyshenanigans]

god if i didn't have to work tomorrow id take my insomnia meds this sucks

[22nd]

I just Liked a glass of water and Reblogged it to my stomach

[miyoriia]

[technomancyshenanigans]

how am i doing worse at planning a trip sober than when i was an alcoholic what tha hell

[naamahdarling]

That has to be the most humiliating way to describe one of Earth's most terrifyingly effective predators.

[sapphic-and-stupid]

Picture of her from the USA Today

[teaboot]

I would let her kill me for sport

[vaelus-malewife]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[badnightbrian]

[kimpining]

this bit. immense. more vast than the sea.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

sexpervert dark sorceress is attempting to sexually manipulate me but I keep pointing out the rhetorical fallacies in her innuendo-laden attempts to convert me into a sex-crazed minion and shes gotten so angry she cant even get a hardon from hitting me anymore

[contemptible-scoundrel]

that's right, pet.* you want to be a good girl, don't you?** you want to please mommy?*** just relax and give in... all of your friends have already submitted.**** imagine how much happier you'll be with no thoughts at all...*****

*ad hominem

**leading question

***appeal to authority

****bandwagoning

*****card stacking

[technomancyshenanigans]

oh my god I just saw a gifset of the new gits that's airing and oh my godddddd i Should Watch That I Guess

[galacticsabc]

Go! Rocky, Go!

[teaboot]

I wasn’t gonna talk about it but one of my parents died the other day and the weirdest part has been not talking about it, specifically because they sucked and I kind of don’t care and that’s not a very hashtag relateable thing to bring up around the office so I’m just walking around at work rn like “nah not much going on hbu”

[teaboot]

As a “dark humour is my coping mechanism” person I would describe this feeling as “children’s birthday clown with a flashbang grenade” and I gotta say, the deeply fucked up power is intoxicating

[teaboot]

Man with the power to end any conversation

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

the evolution here is also a solid contender for meme of the year 2019

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[beemovieerotica]

someone on reddit shared texts of her and her husband's exclusive english dialect and it's beautiful

[beemovieerotica]

a linguist is analyzing it

[maidthings]

someone tried to hit me w the "dude... guy... person... i support all people. are your pronouns they them" dialog tree on my 18th hour of work. sorry buddy we stop doing that one at midnight

[maidthings]

i had a 30lb steel pipe in my hands and for a few seconds I swear it started glowing

[mint-swirl]

you know all those posts from last year about how your choices when talking to ralsei are always "kill yourself i fucking hate you" and "you should be happy actually"?

this is one of those, by the way.