mads

gerberbaby real blog im posting from inside the food jars of mush

[jdotsodomite]

[lokaror]

also if gnomes were all sitting around a small tree stump using it as a table and someone used the word "misnomer" one of them would speak up and go "HEEHEE. MISS GNOMER IS WHAT I CALL THE MISSUS" they'd all laugh so hard they fall off the mushrooms they are sitting on and spill the berry juice everywhere

[oneheadtoanother]

Nothing drives this society more crazy than a woman who doesn't hate herself

[helila]

[sunsetofdoom]

I am having that feeling of desperately wanting to read a fic but the urge is becoming so specific that I know I'm going to have to write it for it to exist

[sunsetofdoom]

but hey if you have any stolitz smut fic recommendations send them my way

[sunsetofdoom]

CAN ANYONE FUCKING HEAR ME. RATTLING THE BARS OF MY GODDAMN CAGE!!!!

[lilyblisslys]

gonna start saying I heard a kid died on set whenever my friends start talking about a movie I don’t know

[parkchanwoohoo]

Getting blocked on every reddit community about AI spouses/partners bc I keep asking for advice on how to deal with my abusive relationship with my AI boyfriend and every time someone says "you control how he speaks/behaves" I accuse them of not respecting the sentience of my partner

[parkchanwoohoo]

[infectiouspiss]

let me be pervertly clear

[hazelbeewitched]

expectation: i leave these browser tabs open, and they serve as a reminder to do the activities on those sites

reality: i become very good at ignoring browser tabs

[campgalaxy]

[alivehouse]

what do you mean you havent used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet. its like youre not even trying

[mint-swirl]

first bite of onigiri: honestly this kinda owns but i wish it wasn’t just rice

second bite of onigiri: oh lets fucking go chat

[lilaccccc]

santa put me on the Nuanced list this year

[iarisnotonfire]

“i asked chatgpt-” okay well I asked Dan Howell and he said we need to get off the sea

[gerbmeister]

went to a party last night of people ages 21-25 and the 25 year old suggested we play amongus in real life. i wasn’t the killer but i got voted out because i was sus….

[gerbmeister]

hello

just remade my tumblr for the first time since like. 2015. god knows what the fuck i have on this but i think this and substack are gonna be the main social medias from now on. will link substack at some point when i get around to writing more on there

[ihatebisexualmen2]

My dream is to release a psychic blast on the subway so powerful everyone’s Jaded London and SHEIN outfits fall apart and scatter to the ground like cherry blossoms

[kitty-c4t]

[budugu]

[agnosticblowjob]