why am i still here lol

"The things that make you different are the things that make you powerful." 23. Gay.

[gerd895]

imagine using tumblr in 2020

where is all the porn!!!!!!!

[obesitysherpa]

Gotta be somethin’

[peterbparkerr]

tom holland keeping it gender neutral (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[tomhollandhollaatme-deactivated]

when people automatically assume ur straight just bc u haven’t said otherwise

[frogmp3]

there’s really no heterosexual explanation for this

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

[logblog]

Me at family gatherings

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[babe-withthep0wer]

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again; cats are fkn evil 😂

[yourbrothershotfriend]

LMFAO LIKE WHAT WAS HIS REASON

[nube-1-deactivated20210117]

[northofcorpis]

That fuckin smile at the end

[bettsplendens]

To the worried person in the comments: 

No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink, which is a Pokemon that supposedly powers its heart by bouncing, and as such can’t stop moving. Hummingbirds don’t sit often because they’re busy looking for food, but they can and do sit. The females sit on eggs in nests, after all, and they do have to sleep. 

[sindri42]

Fun fact: the leg muscles of a hummingbird are so stripped down to save on weight that they cannot walk. They can step sideways along a branch or other perch, but they cannot go forward without taking flight.

However they absolutely do stop moving. In fact, hummingbirds hibernate! Overnight. Instead of sleeping. Because if they tried to sleep like a normal animal their hyperactive metabolism would mean that they starve to death before breakfast.

Unrelated fun fact: the primary Aztec god of war would take on the form of a hummingbird, and the souls of the bravest warriors were said to turn into hummingbirds in order to join him after death, presumably because every hummingbird is approximately four grams of pure concentrated asskicking which fears no man nor beast and will gladly throw down with somebody seventeen thousand times their size if offended.

[ubercharge]

this is a really cool post and i love seeing such a small bird but reading “No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink” killed me 

[bi-astolfo]

Comics Peter Parker: Wears his mask even in deep space to protect his identity because you never know.

MCU Peter Parker: Literally cannot keep it on, gives his name to complete strangers, probably about as good at keeping a secret as Tom Holland.

[jluiette-deactivated20161129]

this was a historical moment in television

[jluiette-deactivated20161129]

this was a historical moment in television

[c-bassmeow]

[ectopusses]

[memesandlaughs]

[van-dyne]

Cupcake Challenge with the Avengers Cast x

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[thiccolas-deactivated20201008]

remember when Kylie Jenner tried to file a lawsuit to get the kylie.com url and kylie minogue’s legal team called her a “background reality tv character” LMDSOIGHOUGHUODHG

[marisatomay]

I’m losing my fucking mind we’re being grifted by the dumbest group of criminals

[thequarkside]

[onodera-kosaki]