being german is hard uguise

Hallo allerseits! This is just an attempt at poking a bit of fun at ourselves. Just some typical problems and annoyances you encounter being German or living in Germany! :) Feel free to submit (as a photo post please!) via the submit feature (template here! Or alternatively you might be interested in some Austrian or Swiss problems. ;) (... which had their templates deleted but you can send me ideas as text !)) or putting it in the ask. Languages are English and/or German. Viel Spaß! sc_online_i(554827,"ffffff","e61c1c"); Free Online Counter

[germanypls]

Petition für ein Einreiseverbot Trumps in die Bundesrepublik Deutschland

Where can I sign

[germanypls]

[germanypls]

germanypls:

Och menno, Buzzfeed…

Now with credit! Da sag noch mal einer, nörgeln würde nichts bringen.

[germanypls]

Today in problems that aren’t really problems...

[germanypls]

Instead they linked memegenerator as the source under every pic, so, uhmmm, yeah, they triiieeeed.

me @ buzzfeed right now:

[germanypls]

Och menno, Buzzfeed...

[official-deutschebahn]

Der wahre Horror fängt erst an

[tailsthefoxy]

Nein, der fällt aus und kommt erst 2 stunden später mit dem übernächsten Zug.

[official-deutschebahn]

Die Ansage kommt aber erst 3 Minuten vor Abfahrt und der Zug fährt vom Gleis am anderen Ende des Bahnhofs.

[thatswhywelovegermany]

Und in umgekehrter Wagenreihung.

[delusionandfaith]

Und wie immer im Sommer ohne funktionierende Klimaanlage.

[thatswhywelovegermany]

Sehr geehrte Fahrgäste, leider sind die Toiletten im Großraumwagen außer Funktion. Wir bitten um Ihr Verständnis.

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

are you as tired of all of the "german is an angry language" comments/jokes as i am? bc i'm tired of it

dude, my friend, my pal, i am SO fucking tired of it. 

other things that i wish would just die out:

giving villains in movies, comics, ect german names to express that they are evil

portraying every german in media as either a stoic business person, a bavarian in lederhosn or a nazi.

american media just making up german words and pretending it is standard vocabulary for us. one of the worst offences: “Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz”

american media hiring people who don’t actually speak any german to play germans and then have them speak horrible german (also see above video)

americans producing media which misinterprets literally every country that isn’t their own, overgeneralizing and stereotyping cultures and then exporting that media into said countries. 

[pansytheleia]

Petition dass wir im Deutschen Tumblr Fandom “Draw me like one of your frenchgirls” mit Mal mich wie Goethe in der Campagna ersetzen

[official-norddeutschland]

ich sekundiere dies

[germanypls]

Also mit zwei linken Füßen, weil der Künstler uns nicht mochte? ;)

[thatswhywelovegermany]

Important police advice for Munich

Do not post photos or videos of police forces on duty in social media. This may help the suspects of the shootings. Do NOT help the suspects!

[germanypls]

Ahhhhhh da motiviert sich noch jemand mit Rolf Zuckowski. Ich bin nicht mehr alleine! Partyhüte für alle!

It’s been so long I don’t even notice I do it but when life gets tough, a little voice in me starts singing ‘.....iiiich schaff das schon’

(there’s also so many other great songs! look rolf zuckowskis music is a gift ok)

[germanypls]

Looks into the camera like I’m on Stromberg.

[germanypls]

Ist Deutsch deine Muttersprache oder bist Du Ausländer?/Are You A native-german or are You a foreigner?

My native language is Klingon, roSenQatlh ghel.

[germanypls]

Dass man so eine Schocknachricht kurz vor Weihnachten erfahren muss!

[calvinsmain-deactivated20191008]

Onlygermanthings:

When its Tag der Deutschen Einheit, but all that tumblr cares about is Mean Girls

[germanypls]

Allen einen schönen Tag der Deutschen Einheit!

[kellygreeny]

This guy had the best costume.

On his Shirt: This costume is not available in your country.                      We are sorry.

On his sign: This sign is not available in your country, too.                     We are also sorry.

Everyone knows that, thanks Youtube and we Geramns suffer the most under this. Half of the viedeos are not available.

[wirelesson]

German Memes Gothic

There is a new Till Schweiger movie. You do not want to see it, but you know what it is about. You always know.

Heidi Klum is on the television. Heidi Klum is in your city. Heidi Klum is in your house. Soon there won’t be any girls left to sacrifice to her.

Why is there thatch lying around? Why are you wearing a mask? You wonder.

Your family bonds have dissolved in discussions over the correct article for nutella. At dawn, you lay in a corner of your room whispering “Der… die… das…” to yourself. There is no answer.

A friend messages you. Joyfully, he writes “Ich trink Ouzo, was machst du so?”. You don’t know what you’re doing. You’re all alone.

There is no 20% on pet food. There never is. Has it ever been? No matter. It is not now. You will have to pay the price. 

At night, you can hear your stuffed animals whisper things into your ear. “Alles bäm?”, they ask. A tear runs down your face. “Läuft”, you whisper back.

Everytime you look at your girlfriend’s face you wonder. Maybe she isn’t your girlfriend. Maybe she is Manuel Neuer. The uncertainty is slowly driving you insane. Coke Zero doesn’t taste like Coca Cola at all. 

You wake up and look around you. There is cereal everywhere. But not any cereal. It’s Seitenbacher. Seitenbacher. Seitenbacher. Seitenbacher. Seitenbacher.

:/ It’s mocking you. You’re not going to watch this video.

You didn’t say “Schulz”. Everyone is looking at you. They are standing up now. You are as good as dead.