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I heard that some people ship Todoroki and Kacchan. “TodoBaku”? Sorry, it’s a crime not to call it “Spicy-Icy”.

#I don’t give a crap about the ships in this show #but I’m just saying #todoroki shouto #bakugou katsuki #kacchan #my hero academia #boku no hero academia

#hannah montana #spiderman #spider-man #miley stewart #miley cyrus #destiny hope cyrus #peter parker #tom holland #marvel #mcu #disney #disney channel

My name is Ahggh. I am a level 28 Barbarian class. I carry around a giant scimitar a doll without a head, which is the last memento of my master. She was the corpse of an orphan girl I slaughtered and she taught me the desperate truth of my own mortality. My special attacks include Soul Tear and Ancient Battle Yodel. I sleep in the blood of the people I kill for dinner. I’m on a strictly elf diet until I finally eat one that grants me immortality. My face secretes war paint and my knee functions as a travel anvil. Knowing my story, you can see that there is no hope of you taking my Gym.

#Copypasta #I made this for the good of mankind

A: *Blows nose*

B: You gonna finish that?

A:

B: *Takes tissue*

That one friend who says stupid "philosophical" shit without thinking about it: What’s the gayest color?

History nerd: Pink, because Hitler assigned pink triangles to homosexuals in his concentration camps.

Science nerd: White, because it’s penetrating your eyes with all the colors at once.

Preachy friend: The rainbow! All of them are equally gay!

Friend who ruins everything by being realistic and emo: Colors can’t have a sexuality

#I’m the last one #colors #which color is the most gay?#it‘ s a valid question #text memes

fruit-sticker

Me n @gerridism had a late night conversation…

Can you nerds honestly say you've seen a better Super Craig costume?

#south park #craig tucker #super craig #Halloween #scarily accurate #and by scarily i mean depressingly #i expected better from you craig #i don't care how much time you had to make the game #you're a genius #figure it out #at least your incredible backstory makes up for it

The new South Park episode was great, my only complaint was that they kept using “there’s” inappropriately when they should have been using “THERE ARE” or “THERE’RE”! WHY IS THIS SO DIFFICULT?! THEY’VE ONLY BEEN SPEAKING ENGLISH THEIR ENTIRE LIVES, WHY MUST MATT AND TREY AND THEIR SCRIPT WRITERS TORTURE ME?!

#south park #matt stone #trey parker #grammar police #the water strider God would not approve

Satan is a chicken.

#bockbock #ahsatan #satanchicken

There was a toe behind that eye.

#eyescooping #toesforeyes

Obese fish

#obesefish #puns

#spiderman #peterparker #spider-man problems

Gerridism

There are many different religions and sub religions and different interpretations on religion and interpretations on interpretations on religion, and I, too, once fell for the truths that they believed were the truth...of the subsection of the subsection of an Old Light-New Light break off of a regional version of a religion.

However, three years ago, it hit me and I was instantly enlightened. I couldn't believe that I hadn't seen it before! I told the people I knew about my breakthrough, but just like every new prophet, my idea was shot down under the title of Lunatic. For three years, I kept what I knew close to my heart in the hope that someday, someone would discover the truth as well.

I can wait no longer. I feel that the world is finally ready for what I've learned. Many may call my ideas mad, but I care for that no longer. I know the truth. God is a water strider.

It's been so obvious, just staring people in the face, but we were just too blind with our own self righteousness to see. We thought we were made in His image, but it is not us who hold the honor, only those who have been enlightened will reincarnate as a water strider, then ascend to Heaven in death.

Jesus tried to tell us this in his own way, but we saw a miracle rather than insight when he walked the stormy seas. He was God's child. He was half water strider.

Heaven awaits, and it's the most beautiful pond in the cosmos.

#religion #gerridism #godisawaterstrider #thetruth #bigpondinthesky

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