Hello, fellow human.

 Not as crazy as I intended to be, just not quite there yet. . 

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

For those who share my sense of humor…

[slitherpunk]

i saw that classic comic image and wanted to make an edit to celebrate the spacex rocket blowing the fuck up

[neofooturism]

[scarligamerluss]

Lo so, siete a bocca aperta. L’opera è di Darian Rodriguez Mederos, classe 1992, artista cubano di cui sentiremo parlare ancora.

via Jacopo Veneziani 

[cyancees]

i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing

[bamsara]

I'm in TJ Max with full skull facepaint on cause I didn't feel like taking it off and a child is following me. Not saying anything just following me

[paper-lilypie]

apprentice acquired

[drag-on-dra-goon]

Found this yesterday as I was walking between classes and thought I should show everybody

[mioxenoblade]

CRINGE POSTING ON MAIN

[drag-on-dra-goon]

Wait sorry I forgot there was another flyer put up

[neonnerd17]

Every time I think college can't get more wild, it does

[drag-on-dra-goon]

Wait really that's what you guys did

[neonnerd17]

Yeah! Turns out it was a part of the anti-cinema cinema club's way of trying to get new members. It was wild

[solitarelee]

i’m sorry did you say the anti-cinema cinema club

[ephemeraltea]

so they have a webbed site

[chimaerakitten]

if fantasy genre reincarnation were real (ie, the kind where everyone always reincarnates as human and can recover most if not all previous-life memories) humans would use it for such DUMB SHIT you guys. like every other week you’d get headlines like “20 year old cave diver vanishes down This One Fucking Cave for the 5th life in a row.” and the body of the article would be like “His last words were ‘This time I’m going to find out what’s at the bottom of that crevasse!’ We’ll see you when you get your memories back in 16 years Dylan, the scientific community can’t wait to find out what was at the bottom of that crevasse.”

[gale-in-space-deactivated202409]

I’m

[beardedmrbean]

[ooccoo]

[teaboot]

I'm imagining the world's angriest carpenter chewing the corners into shape with their very own teeth

[toastbutteregg]

[asettledsky]

No, I’m this old

[roseofithaca]

Oooo remember the five menus you had to click through just to play solitare or pinball? 😅

[days-of-storm]

And when you moved a window and it would suddenly break the 4th dimension and become an infinity drag?

[sorion]

[c-u-r-s-e-d-i-m-a-g-e-s]

[catsdelightful-deactivated20240]

this is a boss fight but i don't know which one the boss is

[no-known-cure-deactivated202509]

[witchothewest]

Dopamine hack for adhd—if you’re someone who finds to do lists helpful, add things to the list that you want to do and/or will do no matter what.

Examples:

Drink tea

Listen to music

Eat cookies

Read

That way, you get the rush of accomplishment when you check off the easy things, and you remind yourself to do the things that actually make you happy, rather than, for example, scrolling on your phone all day (my default when I neglect to organize my brain). It also eases the guilt sting when you don’t get everything checked off your list. Like, no I didn’t build a spice rack this weekend, but look at all the things I accomplished that helped me take care of myself!

[ashbur-deactivated20250915]

[actualmermaid]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

guys I am trying this new thing called drinking water throughout the day and it’s amazing?

[lichen-soup-scribe]

you rn

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

my body is naught but a waystation for water 😔

[v-lagopus]

"Human beings were invented by water as a device for transporting itself from one place to another."

--Tom Robbins, Another Roadside Attraction

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

incorporating that into my belief system

[loserforever]

I’m sorry officer, the water told me it wanted to be transported to Ronald Reagan’s grave

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

and who am I to deny water its holy pilgrimage

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

almost 20,000 notes… thanks a lot guys

[narwhalsarefalling]

MY TA SHOT SOMEONE IN THE FOOT AND THE PROFESSOR WAS SO FUCKING QUICK LMAOOO

[narwhalsarefalling]

some context 

1. my TA, Ralph, shot his girlfriend’s abusive ex in the foot

2. abusive ex was also a sex offender

3. he shot him when ex came buy to pick some stuff up from girlfriend and tried to take some of Ralph’s items as well

4. ex is stable and alive in a hospital

5. i didn’t do assignment 8 so i am very happy

[narwhalsarefalling]

some more Facts About Ralph

he is whiter then snow. this man is pure 100% american redneck in everything but the politics. this is intimidating if you dont know him because he owns like 3 different guns but also has animated discussions about “how his sister should be able to get married” when you bring up lgbt rights. his sister isnt even gay or trans or anything, he just thinks that LGBT rights also means that the lady should propose when she wants to. hes a little confused but he got the spirit. upon finding out that i am queer he said, word for word “THATS FUCKING RADICAL HOMIE” 

in the first week of school he snorted a line of pepper in the cafeteria and threw up.

the only other crime hes committed before was accidently dropping a weight from his balcony and cracking the sidewalk. which is technically destruction of public property but the judge basically laughed at him and have him 10 hours of community service

this man once walked me home when i stayed late at the lab and talked to me animatedly about breeding brine shrimp for different lab purposes. absolutely captivated by this discussion. i trust him with my life

[larmalot]

oh mg god this post somehow got better

[if-i-am-not-for-me]

We love Ralph in this chemistry department

[were-ralph]