Day (er) in the chamber, they haven't found me yet

[get-blitzed-idiot]

If. Hypothetically. Very Hypothetically. If you frag yourself, but they're a mech from a divergent timeline, does that count as self-servicing?

[shockwave-reporting]

Blitzwing if you have access to an alternate timeline I demand that information immediately

[get-blitzed-idiot]

Suck my bearings, Shockwave. I don't have access to it, and wouldn't give it to you anyway.

[shockwave-reporting]

Now now Blitzwing, we can't answer your question if we don't have the way to study it can we? Aren't you interested in the answer?

[get-blitzed-idiot]

HYPOTHETICAL. I stated hypothetically, Shockwave. There are better methods available to tell a mech to go frag himself.

[shockwave-reporting]

I have no interest in what you do for yourself. I'm requesting that information for my personal research.

[get-blitzed-idiot]

You go and find that information then, I don't have it. And you have not answered the question, Shockwave. Is it self-servicing? Would it be self-servicing, Shockwave?

[shockwave-reporting]

Yes. But if the alternate is different enough it no longer counts.

[get-blitzed-idiot]

If. Hypothetically. Very Hypothetically. If you frag yourself, but they're a mech from a divergent timeline, does that count as self-servicing?

[shockwave-reporting]

Blitzwing if you have access to an alternate timeline I demand that information immediately

[get-blitzed-idiot]

Suck my bearings, Shockwave. I don't have access to it, and wouldn't give it to you anyway.

[shockwave-reporting]

Now now Blitzwing, we can't answer your question if we don't have the way to study it can we? Aren't you interested in the answer?

[get-blitzed-idiot]

HYPOTHETICAL. I stated hypothetically, Shockwave. There are better methods available to tell a mech to go frag himself.

[shockwave-reporting]

I have no interest in what you do for yourself. I'm requesting that information for my personal research.

[get-blitzed-idiot]

If. Hypothetically. Very Hypothetically. If you frag yourself, but they're a mech from a divergent timeline, does that count as self-servicing?

[shockwave-reporting]

Blitzwing if you have access to an alternate timeline I demand that information immediately

[get-blitzed-idiot]

Suck my bearings, Shockwave. I don't have access to it, and wouldn't give it to you anyway.

[shockwave-reporting]

Now now Blitzwing, we can't answer your question if we don't have the way to study it can we? Aren't you interested in the answer?

[get-blitzed-idiot]

If. Hypothetically. Very Hypothetically. If you frag yourself, but they're a mech from a divergent timeline, does that count as self-servicing?

[shockwave-reporting]

Blitzwing if you have access to an alternate timeline I demand that information immediately

[shockwave-reporting]

There may be an issue with my posting. An....encounter....has produced an unfortunate result. I will unfortunately have to silence some mechs if I wish to remain uncompromised.

[shockwave-reporting]

Lord Megatron is a mighty warlord and the true leader of Cybertron. He also needs better accountants as I clearly deserve more compensation for my glorious efforts.

[hajohinta]

[viehfutter]

Finally. Normal porn is back on this website.

[shockwave-reporting]

Do you want a hug,shockwave? I think you deserve it

(Also take care and good luck !)

What is a "hug"? It sounds fleshy and unpleasant.

[shockwave-reporting]

You still there,shockwave?

Yes I have been....busy...with research. Perhaps I should start recording my efforts on this blog. Perhaps someone will appreciate it. Unlike my fellow Decepticons.

[shockwave-reporting]

I've learned a new word and it incorporates perfectly into your designation.

*long sigh* What is it.

[get-blitzed-idiot]

🫵 Cockwave.

[shockwave-reporting]

Jealous, Blitz? Am I perhaps more...Primus blessed than you?

[get-blitzed-idiot]

Jealous of what?

If a blessed mech ends up like you, I feel we're better off without his blessings.

[shockwave-reporting]

That's not what other mechs think.

[shockwave-reporting]

I've learned a new word and it incorporates perfectly into your designation.

*long sigh* What is it.

[get-blitzed-idiot]

🫵 Cockwave.

[comet-geten]

...You just now learned the word "cock"?

[get-blitzed-idiot]

I've never claimed to be a particularly quick mech.

[shockwave-reporting]

Unfortunately like many mechs, Blitzwing is a fool.

[shockwave-reporting]

I've learned a new word and it incorporates perfectly into your designation.

*long sigh* What is it.

[get-blitzed-idiot]

🫵 Cockwave.

[shockwave-reporting]

Jealous, Blitz? Am I perhaps more...Primus blessed than you?

[shockwave-reporting]

I've learned a new word and it incorporates perfectly into your designation.

*long sigh* What is it.

[get-blitzed-idiot]

Isn't it a little inappropriate to always blame your colleagues for things that are out of their control?

No. It's always appropriate to blame Shockwave.

[shockwave-reporting]

:]

[get-blitzed-idiot]

Why can't you ever respond to things normally?

[shockwave-reporting]

Why are you talking you Primus forsaken up land jet.

[shockwave-reporting]

she shock on my wave until i get crushed in the garbage disposal

Why did I never see this. Who are you. I never crushed anyone. Shut up.

[shockwave-reporting]

Yes I drink for a in sometimes. Shut up about it. Is it OUR limb pain?

[get-blitzed-idiot]

Get to know your mutuals!

Rules: Answer and tag six people you want to know better.

Favorite color: mun is actually colorblind and would prefer not to answer these kinds of questions.

Last song: Wardruna - Helvegen

Currently reading: Magic The Gathering Chainer's Torment

Currently watching: Tranformers: Animated

Currently craving: turtle brownies 🤤 got a sweet tooth going rn for some reason

Tagged by: @spark-took-flight

Tagging: @shockwave-reporting @serctcnia @must4rdmha @marbled-magician @swindle-the-spark-outta-you @knockouts-medibay

[shockwave-reporting]

Rules: Answer and tag six people you want to know better.

1. Favorite Color: Purple:)

2. Last song: Savage Daughter - Ekaterina Shelehova

3 Currently reading: Iron Flame (it is not as bad as tiktok says lmao)

4. Currently Watching: Supernatural (Tumblr finally got me)

5. Currently craving: schnitzel

Uhhh idk whoever