get it gabby

whaddup fam! it's yo girl, gabby! kickin' ass and takin' names. probably the most ballin' shortstop and that ain't up for debate, babes.

[notacashcow]

I AM SO SORRY

[getdownwithgabby-blog]

joeverrated:

You and Malik sound like Shelley.  I swear it’s not weird!  It’s not like I’m following her around.  I’m just filming the girl I like so I can practice talking to her.

I don’t even know who Shelley is, and I already trust her more about this than I do with you. All of “that stuff” - gotta go. Don’t say it. Don’t do it. Don’t think it. Don’t bring it up as an ice breaker. Check your weird ass baggage at the door, and just show her a good time. And don’t be weird.

[notacashcow]

I AM SO SORRY

[getdownwithgabby-blog]

joeverrated:

Well I’ll do my best.  It’s hard to be on point when I don’t have the opportunity to film her so I can practice talking to her.

WHATTHEFUCKJOEY. DON’T DO THAT. EVER. TO ANYONE. Act like a good, normal person - and don’t bring up that you wanted to film her. 

[notacashcow]

I AM SO SORRY

[getdownwithgabby-blog]

joeverrated:

I don’t know why you doubt me, Gabby.  My brother says I’m a catch.  Just don’t ask my cousin Shelley.

Your last date literally left before it was over. You have literally one opportunity to make her like you. Do not fuck this up, Joseph. 

[sonotjackdaniels]

[TXT MSG]: so...how's the sock monster?

[TEXT]:: Temporarily in hiding. I have all of my matching socks.

[getdownwithgabby-blog]

sonotjackdaniels:

//Jack is typing//

[TEXT] :: I mean

//Jack is typing//

//Jack is typing//

//Jack is typing//

[TEXT] :: I like you

//Jack is typing//

//Jack is typing//

[TEXT] So… yeah.

//gabby is typing// //gabby is typing// //gabby is typing// //gabby is typing// //gabby is typing// //gabby is typing// [TXT MSG]: 👍 👍 👍

[sonotjackdaniels]

[TXT MSG]: so...how's the sock monster?

[TEXT]:: Temporarily in hiding. I have all of my matching socks.

[getdownwithgabby-blog]

sonotjackdaniels:

[TEXT] :: It seemed like a good idea at the time?

[TEXT] :: And then I panicked

[TEXT] :: Which in hind sight was a bad idea 

[TXT MSG]: okay?  [TXT MSG]: thanks i guess? [TXT MSG]: or...i dunno //gabby is typing// //gabby is typing// [TXT MSG]: but like...why’d you do it?

[sonotjackdaniels]

[TXT MSG]: so...how's the sock monster?

[TEXT]:: Temporarily in hiding. I have all of my matching socks.

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sonotjackdaniels:

[TEXT] :: Oh. They are good. So are my geese and foxes.

//jack is typing//

//jack is typing//

//jack is typing//

[TEXT] :: Oh

[TEXT] :: Those things

[TEXT] :: Uh

[TEXT] :: I… probably shouldn’t have bailed

[TXT MSG]: that’s good that your animal socks...are good... [TXT MSG]: okay [TXT MSG]: um...soo.... [TXT MSG]: so [TXT MSG]: any...specific reasoning for the...thing? [TXT MSG]: and the bailing?

[sonotjackdaniels]

[TXT MSG]: so...how's the sock monster?

[TEXT]:: Temporarily in hiding. I have all of my matching socks.

[getdownwithgabby-blog]

sonotjackdaniels:

[TEXT]:: I don’t really see a lot of moose and beavers around here.

//Jack is typing

//Jack is typing

[TEXT]:: What kind of… things?

[TXT MSG]: ...i meant your sock pairs? //gabby is typing// //gabby is typing// //gabby is typing// [TXT MSG]: like things... [TXT MSG]: that happened in the past couple days [TXT MSG]: ...those things?

[sonotjackdaniels]

[TXT MSG]: so...how's the sock monster?

[TEXT]:: Temporarily in hiding. I have all of my matching socks.

[getdownwithgabby-blog]

[TXT MSG]: that’s good.  [TXT MSG]: hope the beavers and the moose are good too.  //gabby is typing// //gabby is typing// //gabby is typing// //gabby is typing// [TXT MSG]: so...tessa said i should probably talk to you [TXT MSG]: about...things...

[getdownwithgabby-blog]

(From: Tessa) [TXT MSG]: GABRIELA SANCHEZ-GOMEZ WHY AM I READING ABOUT YOU BREAKING SOMEONE'S KNEECAPS?!?!?!?!??? what'd I say about resorting to violence to solve your problems????

[TXT MSG]: that it’s “not appropriate” and “dangerous”[TXT MSG]: but like i’ve said before some people deserve broken parts[TXT MSG]: also jack literally kissed me than ran away[TXT MSG]: so i’m in a very weird confused mood [TXT MSG]: but also wanna fight because that’s my nature

[getdownwithgabby-blog]

mama-tessa:

[TXT MSG]: well… you can be petty without being violent! [TXT MSG]: maybe he was scared that you’d hit him after or something [TXT MSG]: boys don’t kiss you if they don’t like you, right? [TXT MSG]: i’m sure he’ll turn up, he’s kinda hard to miss

[TXT MSG]: i could...but i don’t wanna. [TXT MSG]: ...that’s a possibility [TXT MSG]: my brothers kiss girls they don’t really like all the time [TXT MSG]: but idk jack’s not like my brothers [TXT MSG]: thank god [TXT MSG]: i guess...

[nobodyputsjaimeinacorner-blog]

[TXT MSG]: hey i know this is kinda overstepping boundaries but as a mentor can u withhold sex from johnny until kevin stops being a PoS? if not, i'm sorry if i call you from jail for beating kevin with a baseball bat

[text]: i don’t even want to know how you know that

[text]: i am not sure that that’s gonna work 

[text]: johnny’s too drunk to care right now, but i will see what i can do

[text]: i’m sorry he’s being an ass, it’s pretty much his natural state

[getdownwithgabby-blog]

nobodyputsjaimeinacorner:

[text]: yes so. no maybe.

[text]: oh my god, jack

[text]: honey, i’m from brazil, canadians are weirder to me than they are to you

[text]: i think noah’s canadian, tho, so… no?

[text]: maybe focus more on figuring out the jack thing and less… breaking knee caps?

[text]: probably a better way to spend your time

[TXT MSG]: how come you seem more normal than the canadians?? [TXT MSG]: is noah canadian?? jesus how many of them are canadian?? [TXT MSG]: ... [TXT MSG]: i can do both

[getdownwithgabby-blog]

(From: Tessa) [TXT MSG]: GABRIELA SANCHEZ-GOMEZ WHY AM I READING ABOUT YOU BREAKING SOMEONE'S KNEECAPS?!?!?!?!??? what'd I say about resorting to violence to solve your problems????

[TXT MSG]: that it’s “not appropriate” and “dangerous”[TXT MSG]: but like i’ve said before some people deserve broken parts[TXT MSG]: also jack literally kissed me than ran away[TXT MSG]: so i’m in a very weird confused mood [TXT MSG]: but also wanna fight because that’s my nature

[mama-tessa]

[TXT MSG]: c'mon gabs, sure he was a jerk for saying that stuff [TXT MSG]: but don’t stoop to his level [TXT MSG]: you’re better than that [TXT MSG]: OMGGGG WHAT?????? [TXT MSG]: like a happy confused mood or a mad confused mood? [TXT MSG]: forget about kevin, you should go find jack!!!

[getdownwithgabby-blog]

[TXT MSG]: bubzy, i’m petty af. this is like, an established fact. [TXT MSG]: also i’m really not. i’ve just got a lot of rage that kevin kinda perfectly fits for.  [TXT MSG]: like a weird kinda happy but kinda confused why he ran away mood [TXT MSG]: but mostly confused because he does weird things and i’m not sure if it’s a canadian thing or a jack thing?? [TXT MSG]: plus every time i think he might like me it’s a weird canadian or weird creature thing.  [TXT MSG]: he literally ran away. i don’t even know where he went. 

[nobodyputsjaimeinacorner-blog]

[TXT MSG]: hey i know this is kinda overstepping boundaries but as a mentor can u withhold sex from johnny until kevin stops being a PoS? if not, i'm sorry if i call you from jail for beating kevin with a baseball bat

[text]: i don’t even want to know how you know that

[text]: i am not sure that that’s gonna work 

[text]: johnny’s too drunk to care right now, but i will see what i can do

[text]: i’m sorry he’s being an ass, it’s pretty much his natural state

[getdownwithgabby-blog]

nobodyputsjaimeinacorner:

[text]: you need to redefine “good idea”

[text]: …why does that argument never work

[text]: jack kissed you and ran away?

[text]: he probably thinks that’s what he’s supposed to do

[text]: you know, since you run away every time you see him

[text]: he probably thinks that’s how americans flirt

[TXT MSG]: maybe so. [TXT MSG]: honestly don’t beat yourself up about that one.  [TXT MSG]: ...yes. [TXT MSG]: ...are all canadians like that?

[riverkims]

Siddown, Kevin, you fat mother-fucker

[getdownwithgabby-blog]

johnnysgot-cash:

sorry sweetie. he’s my best friend, and your just a smol girl who got her feelings hurt. ill just tell that sweet boy jack what’s up. have fun!

Hate to pretend I give a shit so I wont. Tell Jack whatever - not like it’s any of your business anyways. I’m off to bed so I can wake up fully rested for tomorrow’s event. 

[riverkims]

Siddown, Kevin, you fat mother-fucker

[getdownwithgabby-blog]

johnnysgot-cash:

im sorry that kevin hurt your feelings. and don’t worry, mel isn’t going to hurt you. now please leave him alone, thank you.

Wow. That’s just such a generous offer. But this little bitchy girl really believes in following through. If Mel is into fighting minors, I’m totally prepared for the consequences. And I mean, Noah and I haven’t ever teamed up for anything so this is a really special occasion. So maybe next time your friend should just stop being a troll in my general vicinity and learn to leave my name out of his mouth when he talks to Jack. 

[nobodyputsjaimeinacorner-blog]

[TXT MSG]: hey i know this is kinda overstepping boundaries but as a mentor can u withhold sex from johnny until kevin stops being a PoS? if not, i'm sorry if i call you from jail for beating kevin with a baseball bat

[text]: i don’t even want to know how you know that

[text]: i am not sure that that’s gonna work 

[text]: johnny’s too drunk to care right now, but i will see what i can do

[text]: i’m sorry he’s being an ass, it’s pretty much his natural state

[getdownwithgabby-blog]

nobodyputsjaimeinacorner:

[text]: Noah agreeing to something is proof that it’s a bad idea

[text]: A badass who every employer will discriminate against for the rest of your life

[text]: You’ll regret more. Just think about it.

[text]: Yes, he does. She’s friends with my sister. It’s all very strange.

[text]: Calm down. She’s obsessed with goldfish and things a blowkob is something you get from a hair dresser. Direct quote.

[text]: Malik is trying. Jack escaped. Malik is wondering if it’s ethical to staple the other teenagers to a wall while he finds Jack. This is what tonight has turned into. 

[TXT MSG]: i think for once he has a good idea. and i really like it.  [TXT MSG]: i mean, it’s cool. my dad’s got a business and i’ll kinda just enjoy it there.  [TXT MSG]: also...like weird question [TXT MSG]: but also v necessary to ask. if a boy kisses you then runs away, what the fuck does that mean? [TXT MSG]: staple their clothes probably?  [TXT MSG]: just not the body parts...

[getdownwithgabby-blog]

(From: Tessa) [TXT MSG]: GABRIELA SANCHEZ-GOMEZ WHY AM I READING ABOUT YOU BREAKING SOMEONE'S KNEECAPS?!?!?!?!??? what'd I say about resorting to violence to solve your problems????

[TXT MSG]: that it’s “not appropriate” and “dangerous”[TXT MSG]: but like i’ve said before some people deserve broken parts[TXT MSG]: also jack literally kissed me than ran away[TXT MSG]: so i’m in a very weird confused mood [TXT MSG]: but also wanna fight because that’s my nature

[riverkims]

Siddown, Kevin, you fat mother-fucker

[getdownwithgabby-blog]

johnnysgot-cash:

howtobegrumpycat:

Works for me. I think a long-term alliance would inevitably turn sour.

hey gibby and grumpy. you try to hurt my best friend, i will sick my boyfriend on both of you, no matter how pathetic you are. here is a picture:

Keep reading

Name’s not Gibby cause I’m not from a Nickelodeon show. Also surprised that a lawyer can’t read my username which literally states “Gabby” but whatever. I mean, glad your boyfriend wants to fight a minor. I’m touched, really.