[ninoochat]

Unfollowed about 300 blogs it's not you it's me (it's you)

[ninoochat]

I'm at the 'after all why not stop eating for a week straight' delusion phase so I must not do that because that's how you end up blacking out and binging 10k calories in 3 hours

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[byjove]

everybody: you’ve got to advocate for yourself in medical settings!

medical professionals when a patient advocates for themselves in a medical setting (x100 if that patient is a part of any minority): damn. you’re a hypochondriac crazy bitch who has every mental illness and is seeking every narcotic in existence. that’s the only reason you’d be disappointed in the care you’re receiving here. in retaliation, we will be even less helpful and less sympathetic. our jobs are hard. people are dying. we don’t have time to deal with anyone who is slightly inconvenient for us.

[theoldness]

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

[lady-dainty]

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

[catrad0rable]

bon appetit -> bone apple teeth -> bone ??? ??? -> osteoporosis

[transcrowleyy]

this has layers, man

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately

[64mpg]

google used to know what i was talking about

[vamplire]

*pushes fangs back in* not now

[hannibal-lecters-cock]

Tumblr fandoms be like:

[unfading-scrutiny-deactivated20]

[emily84]

Because it's the second anon asking (from a coupleweeks ago oops), here goes.

Band-wise:

Pete + Carlos:

[hollow-toy]

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

[sweeetestcurse]

Sigourney Weaver as Ellen Ripley 03/??

[meerschweinchen-archive]

your twenties are Also about discovering that you’re not a bad person in all the ways you believed you were but you’re a bad person in completely new and exciting ways

[beardedmrbean]