You Get What You Get

My name is John and I like things. If you really wanna know what I like just check out the boards I follow.

[antsrust]

my sweet sweet boy

[allthingsjungkook]

Fangirlz

When you see a girl/boy giggling at their computer/laptop/phone and then squealing, rolling and flailing their arms while blushing and looking like a dying seal you should know that they are either ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 1) reading smut. 2) reading smut. Simplezzz

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3: Reading fluff

[pompkinsoups]

I got these at the fresh market aaaa

[pompkinsoups]

this is my friend 1 like=1 prayer

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Thats the saddest thing I’ve ever seen oml

[radioactivemongoose]

the hotel has an on demand section called “mood” & these are the moods

[cawfeeann]

pls unmute whatever you’re expecting it’s not it

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Please watch it

[blushedrogue]

I think Lapidot made me realize I’m bi 😳😳😳

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Same

[comradesaucegay]

every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

[comradesaucegay]

and so it begins..

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i was not fucking ready for this photograph

[miaoumint]

always reblog

[weloveshortvideos]

[grgrhy]

this is my favourite vine tbh

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ME TOO

[hammytotherescue]

There’s another TRAIN coming!

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Look at this beautiful lip sync. LOOK AT IT

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I’m watching the ring and I heard that there’s horse suicide

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Update: There is more horse suicide than previously thought

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I'm watching the ring and I heard that there's horse suicide

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when I accidentally read a smut fic

[arachnidick]

beast: im a hideous monster >:(

belle’s furry ass: its whats on the inside that counts :))))))

[arachnidick]

beast: *turns back into a human* now we can b together :))

belle: i guess :/

[muffinpines]

his first pride :) reblog if u support him

[clickbaitrobot]

29 Things Only People Who Love Scotch Tapes But Definitely Aren’t Ready To Own One Understand

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What even is this

[aquaristlifeforme]

[nextlevelwaterpanic]

[sunquark]

i bet he’s scratching his back

[aquaristlifeforme]

He is scratching his back. These guys molt 1-2 times a year where they shed their fur and grow all new beautiful shiny fur. They get really grumpy and lazy during the whole process.

[classicmeevs]

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why can I hear this

[gingahhh]

when are male celebs gonna stop wearing boring ass plain black and white tuxedos and suits to award shows like step it up they all look the same I don’t care who made it. I wanna see some hunger games Capitol style fashion

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They need to take a page from John Boyega’s book. That purple suit. Hot damn.

[babblingbug]

Not forgetting the all red, and the one with the blue blazer…….

[metallikato]

In case people missed the red suit and his blue look: 

And then the gorgeous purple Decepticon one: 

[star-spangled-jackass]

damn son

[louislumbarcurve]

I see your John Boyega and would also like to add Michael B. Jordan 

also, it’s not red carpet but I refuse to ignore these beauties:

[lesbianpeachs]

Man I almost get personally offended when I see posts about dope ass red carpet suits and I don’t see anyone mention Nick Cannon:

….and its not just the suit, he rocks the iconic shoes and hats too. 

Please how can anyone be leaving these out

[luminousfinn]

If I may be so free to add

the lovely

Donnie

Yen.

[humilitymonth]

@looktotheforce

[pockypuck]

MOC gonna save men’s fashion guys, spread it

[clareithromycin]

May I add NHL defenceman P.K. Subban to this list?

Because daaaaannnngggg

[reverend-spines]

im pretty sure the reason they wear boring suits is that they dont want to overshadow their dates. Or maybe they arent supposed to overshadow them? its stupid either way

[semisweetshadow]

Gotta add Riz into the mix because he looks so good always.

[blackfemmerealness-deactivated2]

Honestly it’s just white guys who dress boring. Black dudes out here dressing flashy as fuck and y'all just ain’t seeing them

[sinistershit]

^^^

[maeglinthebold]

also:

[spooky-doings]

Every single one of these looks is flawless omg

[kitteav]

You guys put in Donnie Yen without THESE lovely outfits? 

Or how about these that i call Donnie wearing a Couch:

[liminalsimian]

OH COME ON NOW YOU’RE STILL MISSING THE BEST ONE.

[queenoftheproccrastanation]

MOC dress best

[friendraichu]

y'all seen my boy rami?

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I hate when men only wears the same black suit. THIS IS GOLD!

[voidbat]

MOC have been wearing gorgeous and colorful suits to red carpet events for years. white men wear mildly different cuts of the same shit. “male celebs” already did all that. pay attention to something besides white men.

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everytime i see this there are more photos and it’s wonderful

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There are more black/Asian people on this list than white. Not everything has to be about White Privilege, ok? Can’ t we just enjoy some men wearing quality suits without bringing race into the picture