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please listen to and appreciate the comedy stylings of Justin McElroy and his very patient and supportive brothers

i keep trying to think of a snappy joke to make about michael buble’s cover of santa baby but i don’t think there’s any possible way to improve on this

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geniusoflove

what’s the opposite of vore

caildur

Going the fuck to church

geniusoflove

but isn’t communion just like voreing jesus

profeminist

"1. Take over the Democratic Party and return it to the people. They have failed us miserably."

“Morning After To-Do List:

1. Take over the Democratic Party and return it to the people. They have failed us miserably.

2. Fire all pundits, predictors, pollsters and anyone else in the media who had a narrative they wouldn’t let go of and refused to listen to or acknowledge what was really going on. Those same bloviators will now tell us we must “heal the divide” and “come together.” They will pull more hooey like that out of their ass in the days to come. Turn them off.

3. Any Democratic member of Congress who didn’t wake up this morning ready to fight, resist and obstruct in the way Republicans did against President Obama every day for eight full years must step out of the way and let those of us who know the score lead the way in stopping the meanness and the madness that’s about to begin.

4. Everyone must stop saying they are “stunned” and “shocked.” What you mean to say is that you were in a bubble and weren’t paying attention to your fellow Americans and their despair. YEARS of being neglected by both parties, the anger and the need for revenge against the system only grew. Along came a TV star they liked whose plan was to destroy both parties and tell them all “You’re fired!” Trump’s victory is no surprise. He was never a joke. Treating him as one only strengthened him. He is both a creature and a creation of the media and the media will never own that.

5. You must say this sentence to everyone you meet today: “HILLARY CLINTON WON THE POPULAR VOTE!” The MAJORITY of our fellow Americans preferred Hillary Clinton over Donald Trump. Period. Fact. If you woke up this morning thinking you live in an effed-up country, you don’t. The majority of your fellow Americans wanted Hillary, not Trump. The only reason he’s president is because of an arcane, insane 18th-century idea called the Electoral College. Until we change that, we’ll continue to have presidents we didn’t elect and didn’t want. You live in a country where a majority of its citizens have said they believe there’s climate change, they believe women should be paid the same as men, they want a debt-free college education, they don’t want us invading countries, they want a raise in the minimum wage and they want a single-payer true universal health care system. None of that has changed. We live in a country where the majority agree with the “liberal” position. We just lack the liberal leadership to make that happen (see: #1 above). Let’s try to get this all done by noon today.”

– Michael Moore

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laughingsquid

Screen Pod, A Personal Pop-Up Screen Tent That Provides Shade and Protects You From Insects

schwerergustav

Belligerent soccer moms will be confined in the Shame Pod

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angharxd

emily palermo, waking up

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getrektchel

The Me Generation

We are the generation of poets. Of novels, watered down to 140 characters, But still as potent, still as pointless. Yes, we are the me-me-me generation, But so were our parents, and theirs’, And our children after us.

We’ve reached the peak, So, world, pay attention. Our words are speeches, To be memorized ASAP. To be memorialized on silver plaques And drilled into park benches. That will soon decay Under brick dust and rubble.

Meaning is only for the eyes of the beholder: And I am the words, I am the meaning. Take what you want of me, And leave the rest to rot away As even my fragile bones will, one day.

#wrote this 3 years ago #poetry #spilled ink #rejects corner

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A white person learning another language in the United States is a person looking to build a résumé.

A person of color learning English in the United States is a person looking to be treated like a human being.

It is not the same thing.

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Keep reblogging this white people are getting mad because they don’t know the difference between learning a language because it’s fun or to put it on applications and learning a language so you won’t get treated like garbage by everyone