going to california

what a long, strange trip it's been

[sixpenceee]

Veganism

by sixpenceee user Tinywiccancat

When I tell people that I’m a vegan, I always get one of three reponses: “I could never do that!” “Who cares?” And, mainly: “why?” I always ate meat. Growing up on a small farm in Morristown, Tennessee, it was expected of me; my mother made us potpies, stews and roasts, and we all ate them. My brother and I grew up in a very traditional and gender-conforming way, helping dad take care of the animals, although I always ran and hid when it came time to slaughter, something I never got used to.

I moved out the day I turned 19, set on city life. I moved to Toronto, Canada, a major change for me! Everything was exciting and I landed a decent job and apartment within the month. I was ecstatic. 

Continue Reading

[bears-in-lace]

Even by sixpence standards, that’s FUCKED

[ifyougotweedyoucancomeflywithme]

holy fuck

[dorifutaa]

Honestly this is one of the best short stories I’ve read recently

[outsidewolves]

[funnyshitaight]

[homeosapphic-deactivated2019111]

[time-cop]

Skull Trumpet Remake (2018) Original  “Skull Trumpet” Released with Microsoft Movie Maker (1995)

[cockmcstuffins]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

[blackreigen-deactivated20190402]

shout out to op for singlehandedly resurrecting the twilight fandom and subsequently giving us all a second chance to discourse abt every aspect of this series

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sixpenceee]

The Subway in Zion National Park. It contains a series of pools inside a very narrow canyon. The pools are a beautiful emerald green and the rock is covered in running water. By Philip Monahan

[idril-fay]

It’s like the pools from Avatar the Last Airbender

[sixpenceee]

Monk smiling when he sees a curious puppy. Via u/EviscerationNation

[bingomann]

dog: (somewhere in the house) *tap tap tap tap*

me: *calls its name*

dog: *TAPATAPATAPATAPATAPATAP*

[freexcitizen-deactivated2016110]

There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18

[double-barrel-dude-deactivated2]

“For the last time son, I wont talk to you.”

[el-presidente-deadpool-deactiva]

“im sorry students, but this is the last time im gonna say this. Stop trying to talk to me”

[le-sad-demiurge]

“I’m afraid I can’t hire you, I cannot speak to you.”

[xxxtictacion]

“I would tell that kid to get off my lawn, but society isn’t ready yet”

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

“my new born baby just said it’s first word but I’m not trying to hear that” 

[sonypraystation]

“hello 911?!? help my parents are in a burnin build-”

“i dunnoo kid….you sound just a little young and….idk…. im not really feelin too comfortable with this” *hangs up*

[wehavecats]

Saturday morning purr sesh (make sure to turn on the sound)

[stephendann]

blankie is best blankie ever

[rhube]

i could tell even before turning on the sound that cat is indescribably happy.

[thebootydiaries]

Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you’re causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-

Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

[suzcatonmars]

This is Money Freddie here to bless you with good fortune this November

[physicalkideliot]

Well… if anything is going to bless me it’d be Freddie Mercury

[heyhosers]

vines y’all have been sleeping on aka vines i haven’t seen in comps but still make me happy

[darkestelemental616]

I’VE NEVER SEEN THAT ASL ONE BEFORE DOES ANYONE HAVE A LINK TO THAT BY ITSELF?

[skiiiba-deactivated20191010]

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

here’s a hot take: giftwrap is dumb, 95% of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task. Society has conditioned us to love wrapping shit up for no reason, probably by gift wrap industry people.

[dunkstein]

Counterpoint: monkey instinct says uncovering secret bounty from colorful shell good as fuck