Everlasting Moments

[getscaredwithme]

It's my 14 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Oh gods im ancient

[pukicho]

RAM should cost $1 and every AI-peddling CEO should be fed to a large Beast

[kyo-yun]

Twinsies

reference:

Liam and Laura laughing at Matt's brain fart in C3 E106

[laliebs]

Moira my beloved ❤️

[omegasmileyface]

oh you sweet summer child. you little fucking weewee. you poor motherfucking thing. you idiot. you idiot. oh you incredible edible egg

[boeing747]

5 am is the best time to get the drill out and hang stuff up because it's when the walls are at their softest

[larval-tear]

it’s crazy how a double bacon cheeseburger is probably the single healthiest thing a human can eat

[bigmeatpete69420]

This princess forgot about super glue

[larval-tear]

sorry i am a dumb bitch

[zeitghost]

goodnight mp3 and 4,

png sleep and jpeg snore,

.txt stop blabbing, tomorrow wake,

and .zip no new files make,

.gif tosses but pdf can’t,

.exe and .dmg want

to now shut down and save some RAM

night time in computer land

[begging-for-mercy]

Moira strip :D

[shithowdy]

there are people out there whose entire job is to make sure their factory's bagel slicer perfectly divides every bagel into one brick that barely fits in the toaster and one sliver so thin it's almost transparent

[serenadeformice-deactivated2025]

Everyone loves me because I produce a thin slime that functions as a potent neurotoxin

[mallowmaenad]

HELP!!!!!! SOMEONE HELP!!!!!!! MY CIGARETTE IS GETTING SMALLER!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!! I JUST WANTED TO SMOKE MY FAVORITE LITTLE CIGGY AND NOW SOMEONE IS CUTTING OFF LITTLE PIECES OF IT WHEN IM NOT LOOKING!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!

[taromantica]

[nflstreet]

Omg, you’re from Italy? I loved jojo part 5

[savedgame]

Omg you’re from Greece? I loved Gay Porn

That’s what you sound like.

[duncebento]

and greek people would be like omg really thanks

[wizardpotions]

Valid to reduce people to atoms

Valid to reduce people to atoms

Valid to reduce people to atoms

Valid to reduce people to atoms

[ofthefog-deactivated20241127]

Finally finished teaching oranghutans agriculture. Now I'm off to teach dolphins how to war.

[nia--san]

ants already know both of those things

[ofthefog-deactivated20241127]

who do you think taught me?

[duckdotcom]

getting surgery to have a V4 diesel engine installed in my chest cavity. unclear what this will accomplish but they;re alreafy puttintg mr uengder