*airhorn*

Josh. 27. INFP.

[gaypeopletwitter]

[gaycism]

gays ruined the word hole for eternity

[archgayge]

i wish someone would ruin my hole for eternity

[gaycism]

[asluttybasilofbakerstreet]

“I don’t know where I’m going but I’m gay”

[c3rvida3]

Take your anxiety meds with Red Bull to create SLOWFAST, the hot new emotion teens are raving about!

SlowFast™: It Feels Incredibly Bad.

[c3rvida3]

“But wouldn’t they just cancel each other out?”

No.

They are both working so very much and I cannot stop it.

[bottommemes]

youve heard of "top of the morning" now get ready for

bottom of the night

[thebohemiancircus-deactivated20]

vers of the afternoon

[pollyjean]

yknow that one picture of the whiteboard that says “was jfk a twink?” in large letters and underneath that it says “yes”, “no,” or “twunk” with a bunch of tally marks under “twunk” and way off to the side someone has written “here’s how bernie can still win” because i honestly think about it every fucking day of my life

[reptilemary]

[terriamon]

you were named after two of the bravest men i ever knew

Naruto Naruto

[carybear]

but what about sasuke?

[terriamon]

[disgustingpile-deactivated20140]

thanks to anxiety whenever i make a mistake i feel like this

[historicaltimes]

Two boys exchange Desert Storm trading cards during the first Gulf War, 1991

via reddit

[butchflirt]

This Pokémon expansion sucks

[c3rvida3]

Take your anxiety meds with Red Bull to create SLOWFAST, the hot new emotion teens are raving about!

SlowFast™: It Feels Incredibly Bad.

[c3rvida3]

“But wouldn’t they just cancel each other out?”

No.

They are both working so very much and I cannot stop it.

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

[pleatedjeans]

[amazingmars]

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

[evilscum-deactivated20160223]

why would i do that lmao

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

[drive2011-deactivated20220420]

you guys really just don’t check your fucking phones huh? you don’t give a fuck and a half about your notifications? you just carry it around with you everywhere but don’t actually go on it? maybe someone texted you. maybe you received an email. maybe you need to take your daily duolingo lesson. but no, you really just can’t be bothered. fuck you

[sunny-dayze]

The Duolingo owl wrote this post

[getshrekdkid]

Nothibg more romantic than you and someone you love deeply double teaming someone you love deeply

[bigboyworthless]

this guy seems really smart