Fuck Off

Hey, I'm Sam & she's my best friend.

[90scartoons]

[nobraska]

[straightgirls]

this doesn’t fit my blog at all but i had to post it here because this story is legit the wildest thing i’ve seen this month and everyone needs to see it. unmute this I PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT

[littlegirlkylie]

reblog if it's okay to send you a nude

[ruinedchildhood]

[philargus]

“Ohhh, real scared. Real on alert, high alert over here.”

[budgie-research-blog]

sleeping

[iguanamouth]

ive passed this photo like four times and each one i gotta pause for sec because it looks like

[stilesstilinskie-blog]

The Simpsons Movie (2007)

[tattoocircle]

Source: ariannafusini

[addisonla]

[jammespotter]

so I went to the counseling center at my school to set up an appointment etc etc and I know they have a therapy dog there and I was like “where’s the dog?” and the receptionist was like ‘oh I’m sorry, she’s in a meeting right now’ and I look over at the other room and there is a fucking dog sitting in a chair at a long table sitting next to all these people in business suits and I felt like I was in a dream

[mothmansbignaturals]

me: I’m a lesbian

straight guy: so what if you were stuck alone on an island with a hot guy would you bang him then haha

me: what if YOU were stuck alone on an island with a hot guy would you bang him?

straight guy: what no i’m not gay

[soleuna]

GIRLS WHO GIVE GIRLS LAP DANCES BASICALLY FUCK ME UP OH GOD MY HORMONES

[obamacare-bear]

You homophobes are gonna be really thirsty now

[the-kid-with-a-backpack]

Eating is going to be hard too:

[bluhuehue]

Food and gay pride what could be better?

[fortheloveofglitterandanime]

Homophobes bout to starve lololol

[suspiciously-cislesbain]

Starve homophobes

[hayaomiyazaki]

[weavemama]

reblog flying ass giant pants guys for a fortune of good luck and good cash 

[weavemama]

this is a cursed post that is capable of delivering good deeds

[classicantics-deactivated201712]

it’s the babadook’s chill cousin; the jeandeine

[skyliath-blog]

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

[falenstar78]

When he says “really” ;’)

[bitt3rfruit]

Never leave this un-reblogged

[cumberbuddy]

What a dear human being he is. 

[rossana]

[mermaidsandcats29]

OMG YAY!