two rolodexes of dumb shit @gfshighthots - Tumblr Blog

You're not getting laid cuz you called my tits "honky wonkys"

"do you wanna die tonight?"

"i've done yoga today you can't kill me"

I'm horny, I will eat anything. Put some ravioli on your titties OM NOM NOM

Oh great, so now your vag slurm smells like your asshole

I had a tooth growing in all creepy

get you a girl that will still kiss you after you scratch your slurmy pussy

i've been slurming cream on my vagina all day and now it looks like pennywise has put his face in my underware

two rolodexes of dumb shit