Ashe takes Bob to an amusement park because he's been begging forever and while there they run into Effie and Orisa and Orisa gets excited and runs up to Bob because she hasn't seen many Large robots like her and they become friends and now Ashe is stuck babysitting three children for the rest of the day
halfway through writing this i laughed AGAIN about how funny this prompt is
actual bruh moment why doesn’t tumblr save asks as drafts anymore
Ashe and B.O.B. meet Efi and Orisa at an amusement park
Ashe doesn’t have time for all that. Sure, amusement parks can be fun, but it doesn’t give her quite the thrill that Deadlock life does. Plus, B.O.B. always gets her to buy one of those stupid hats for kids. As a disguise, of course. She’s got quite the bounty on her head. Part of her secretly likes the hat, since her childhood was a little void of connections like this, but she’ll pout if any of the people in costumes try to engage with her. B.O.B. literally does not care. He’s been with Ashe long enough to have been through all of her bullshit. He’s rolling his eyes the whole time.
Efi and Orisa, on the other hand, love the amusement park! They go when they can, and it’s always lots of fun! They can’t go on a lot of rides together, but the snacks and the environement make up for it! Efi is pretty young, and so is Orisa, which means they definitely wear the cute hats that kids do! Orisa takes very good care of her hat and initially gets worried it’ll get dented or creased, but Efi reassures her that her mom can put it back and things will be okay. Lots of kids buy the hat when Orisa does.
Ashe decides she wants a drink and wants to grab a beer from the bar. I want a drink. She glances beside her to see… No one. What. She looks around to see B.O.B. getting inspected by an OR-15 (no, 16?) unit. She sighs deeply and walks over to them. There’s a little girl beside the robot, and she’s talking to B.O.B.. Sorry about that! Orisa gets really excited when she sees someone her size! Ashe glances over to see the robot, Orisa, she guesses, nodding.
Did you make him? Orisa looks curiously at Ashe, who widens her eyes. She doesn’t want to get caught, and making this big robot horse upset definitely might do the job. Uh, no, I didn’t. But we came here together. She nods at B.O.B., who has a mischievous glint in his eye. No. B.O.B.. Please. The little girl speaks up again. I’m Efi! What’s your name? She’s looking at B.O.B., and Ashe just wants to die.
Uh, his name’s B.O.B.. Her butler nods and waves. Every second that Efi’s eyes aren’t on Ashe, she’s glaring daggers at B.O.B., who is thoroughly enjoying himself. C’mon, B.O.B., we should- Orisa begins to walk away with B.O.B., pointing at a ride for actual children. B.O.B.. Ashe looks at her butler desperately, but he just seems pleased with himself. She sighs deeply, getting in line behind them. This is going to be a long day.
Orisa and B.O.B. take turns running around the park and playing together. They get their hands (spray)painted, they do scavenger hunts, and they even run a few races around the park! Ashe is getting extremely tired. Efi, with a butterfly on her cheek, notices and pipes up. Sorry if we interrupted you. Ashe blinks at the girl and shakes her head. No, it’s alright. This is more B.O.B.’s day than mine. She shrugs.
What’s your name? Efi asks. The outlaw pauses for half a second. Elizabeth. She hates that, but it’s not like she should be telling everyone that she’s Ashe. Efi nods. I’m Efi. She glances at the two robots playing in the water park, and for a moment, Ashe feels a kind of kinship with this girl. She often felt like she was abandoned without genuine companionship until her butler, and almost feels a connection between her and B.O.B. and Efi and Orisa. This girl must be intelligent for her age.
Efi! Come spin in the teacup with us! Orisa soon waves her creator over, and Efi’s running speed towards the teacup makes Ashe lose all credibility in her prior thought process. Goddamn it. She shakes her head and follows them into the teacup. Orisa and B.O.B. spin extremely fast, and Orisa’s hat falls off during the ride. After the ride, they find her hat scuffed. Orisa looks rather sad, and Ashe hands her her own hat. Here. B.O.B. n’ me should get going soon, anyway. Orisa blinks at the hat, exchanging it. Thank you! She seems to smile, and that makes Ashe smile a little. She catches herself, and glances away, a bit embarrassed. Hey, why don’t y’all grab some snacks before we go? She points to the nearest gift shop. Efi hesitates, reaching into her pocket for her wallet, but Ashe shakes her head. I’ll pay.












