glory & gore accurate quotes

things the gg's characters totally said

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Sumner: In case you haven't noticed, I'm weird. I'm a weirdo.

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Angélique, pra Andy: Me responde, morena, tu tá metida com droga??????

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Isabelle, expondo o Max pra Gen: Esse cara tá te metendo um chifre maior que esse seu peito!

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Valentin: I can't do it. It's against my moral compass

Maxine: Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel

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E, on the phone: I have your boyfriend

Manon: my.. boyfriend?

E: Benjamin

Manon: Oh

E: ... "Oh"?

Manon: Yeah, you don't have him, he has you. Good luck * hangs up *

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Clementine: What if Australia was real?

Clementine: Crap! I meant America!

Clementine: ATLANTA. I MEANT ATLANTA

Titans:

Isabelle: Do you mean Atlantis...?

Clementine: Yes! That's the one!

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Nicodemo: I'm not sure about how many diet cookies it takes to be happy, but so far it's not 27

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Manon: so let's start by talking about the emotions you're feeling right now

Valentin: Stabbing

Manon: Stabbing..... isn't really an emotion, it's more of an.... activity. Which I hope you don't do it to me... se, an emotion is more of a feeling

Valentin: Well maybe I feel stabby

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Angélique: Why are you crying?

Manon: Oh, it's just the onions

Angélique: Ok

* minutes later *

Angélique: What the fuck did you say to my friend????

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Valentin: I identify as pansexual

Penélope: Don't you mean PENsexual?

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Maxine: DID YOU SERIOUSLY BLOCK MY NUMBER?

Serena: Did you seriously get a new number to text me?

Maxine: FUCK YES

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Maxine: I do think Geneviève should leave the room

Geneviève: Why? Do you think I might tell everybody in the school you like to be the little spoon?

Maxine: EVERYONE likes to be the little spoon, it makes you feel safe!

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Geneviève: Do you want to tell me how you guys crashed the car?

Atlas: Well, we were driving, and there was this deer in the middle of the road that Ben couldn't see, so I shouted "Ben, deer!"

Benjamin:

Atlas: Dou you want to tell Viv what your response was?

Benjamin: ..... "Yes, honey?"

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Valentin: Let's just keep it light and breezy, see where it goes?

Faheera: So, how do we keep it light and breezy? I know! A comprehensive set of rules

Valentin: How am I attracted to you? Doesn't matter, I am

Faheera: Okay, let's not have sex right away

Valentin: Cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt. Good rule, no sex, good rule

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Atlas: How high was I last night?

Andromeda: You forget what milk was and called it cereal water

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Cédric: I dropped out in the fourth grade to be a hacker to support my family

Thomas: That only means you haven't known the thriumps and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school lacrosse!