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what is bro yapping about he literally just watches the door šš„
Peter: *walks into the lobby* Babe, you doing take the meat out of the freezer.
Abel: Of course I didnāt, because weāre going OUT for dinner.
Peter: No way!
Abel: Yeah, Cāmon
Abelās Inner Thoughts: I had no idea he asked me to take the meat out of the freezer. I totally forgot about it.
Abel: And guess where weāre going out for dinner?
Peter: To āThe Golden Gates Bistroā to get fresh fish, bread and my favorite wine~?
Abel: Youāre favorite! Where else?
Peter: Ahh *claps excitedly*
Abelās Inner Thoughts: Psychology 101. I did that cause I have no idea where he wants to eat and that way he gives me the answer.
Abel: Okay go put your jacket on.
Peter: Nah Iām okay! Iām so excited~!
Peterās Inner Thoughts: *smirking* There was no meat in the freezer.
Inspired by this TikTok
Could you draw my friend and meās holygates (Saint Peter x Abel) fanchild Naomi? I saw your post asking for Hazbin drawing requests :3
Don't mind the sub-par quality of this drawing, itās the only time Iāve drawn her and the first time we drew her at all because it was just to settle a design for her.
We have a Spotify playlist for her (this is a link)
A little background is that she loves knives and has an army of roombas with knives strapped to them. Sheās also a lesbian (obviously). She also tries to kill her little brother, but thatās unrelated..
"She also tries to kill her little brother" You sure that's not Cain's daughter? š
*eyes the smoke from the explosion, decides not to comment* So, what kind of amenities do you offer at this hotel? What are the perks of staying here?
Abel: Well we offer lots of things! Like group activities! Therapy sessions!
???: *comes out of the smoke, coughing a bit* That freakingā *growls as his feathers flare up but soon notices Abel* Abel! We need to really reconsider making some kind of consequences for this establishment. Cherri keeps making explosives and throwing them at our walls!
Abel: Yeah we do need to stop that. But uh first! Please introduce yourself to our new visitors!
???: *confused* New visitors? *notices anon* Oh! Of course. My apologies! My name is Peter! I help Abel run the hotel and keep things up and running!
Art by @YoiteArt on Twitter/X
Abel: Tell us Peter! What does our Hotel offer?
Peter: Well, *gets ready to recite something that heās been practicing to himself* The Hazbin Hotel offers shelter, safety, guidance, rehabilitation, conflict mediation, redemption planning, and a second chance for sinners who are willing to try.
Abel: Um⦠we also have tea. And clean towels. And Iām working on getting the elevator fixed. Please donāt ask what happened to it. Oh! And most importantly! Everything we offer is FREE!
Welcome to @Abel-Prince-Of-Hell
Art by: @rius-cave
Abel: Um. Hi! Hello! Iām Abel Morningstar! But please just called me Abel!
Yes, that Abel. I know. Itās⦠a lot. Please donāt make it weird. Or, um, try not to. I understand if you do a little.
This is my blog, I guess? Or an ask box? Or a place where people can speak to me without immediately trying to stab me, bargain with me, sell me something, or ask if my brother is still missing.
For the record, Cain has been missing for seven years.
No, I do not know where he is.
Yes, I am worried.
No, I do not want to talk about it all the time.
Anyway.
Since Cain vanished, Iāve been made the Crown Prince of Hell, which sounds very dramatic and powerful until you realize I am mostly just trying very hard not to cry in meetings.
Papa (Lucifer) is planning to retire soon so he can take care of my little sister, Charlie, with Dad (Adam). Sheās still very young and deserves to have her family around her. I understand that. I really do.
It just means Hell is⦠sort of becoming my responsibility.
Which is terrifying.
I am also trying to start a hotel for redeeming sinners, because I believe people can change. I have to believe that. I know Hell is not exactly full of people lining up politely for self-improvement, but maybe they just need somewhere safe to begin.
Luckily, I am not doing this alone. My boyfriend, Peter, has been helping me, even when I panic over paperwork or forget that Iām technically allowed to give orders now. And we may have found a sponsor!
His name is Vox.
I am choosing to be optimistic about that.
Please donāt laugh.
So, um, yes. This is an ask blog. You can send questions to me, and maybe to the people around me too, depending on who feels like answering and who is not currently causing a political, emotional, or possibly cosmic crisis.
You can ask about Hell, the hotel, my family, Peter, redemption, royal duties, or⦠I donāt know. My favorite tea, maybe. That would be nice.
This blog is run by @bunny-is-cute, who is very kind and is apparently responsible for making sure I do not completely embarrass myself.
Which I have already done.
Several times⦠just now.
But thatās alright.
Anyways, back on track!
Iām Abel Morningstar, Crown Prince of Hell.
Iām trying my best.
Please be patient with me.
And, umā¦
Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel.
Abel: We look cute together.
Peter: I look cute with everyone.
he is soft, your honor. And I am but a simple artist.
Peter was so heartbroken when he saw Abel with the straight flag he decided not to show up.
St. Peter: *sees the new Gay Pride merch* Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! ā¦.Youāre straight?!
Abel: Yeah.
St. Peter: *eyes him up and down* Youāre not straight.
Abel: What, you think just weāre friends that means Iām gay? So every person who stands within 20 feet of you is automatically gay?
St. Peter: *blinks twice in confusion* I suppose Iāve never considered it before. But I mean, you donāt have a⦠*immediately stops talking*
Abel: A what?
St. Peter: Aā¦A straightā¦voice?
Abel: *astonished* Oh, a straight voice? And what, pray tell, is a āstraight voiceā to you? What do straight people sound like? Can you do an impression of a straight voice? You know what? Let me get a chair. *goes to grabs random chair* Let me get a freaking chair because hoo boy, do I gotta hear this. I gotta sit down for this because hoo boy, is this gonna be good! So letās hear it. Letās hear what you think straight people sound like.
St. Peter: ā¦Iād like to rescind my comment.
Abel: What was that?
St. Peter: I said I rescind my comment!
HC
I feel like Abel has commitment issues on one extreme or another
Like, he either obsessively keeps track of Peter- asking where he is, going through his things or having a panic attack spiral convincing himself that Peter actually hates him, doesn't want to be there, &/or is planning something cruel to use against Abel
Or he has severe avoidment issues, like he and Peter are sitting together one day and Peter finally asks him if they are bfs (even tho they basically live together) and Abel freaked out so bad he moved back in with Adam for a year
He of course moves back with Peter and works on his issues
(Adam was his biggest supporter and help, but mostly cos bringing a date home at 1am to your chud som making pizza rolls, in fact, does NOT help you get laid, it hinders it quite a lot actually, visual refā)
Abel from the Hazbin Hotel season two trading cards.
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Hes so cute I cant stand it sometimes
Its Big boy season
St. Peter re-desing I wanted to make + Abel
Why did I desing him with a beard? bc St. Peter is depicted as having one. I find it absolutely heinous that they didn't design him with one (I'm joking).
Even with a beard, I think St. Peter would take his time to be presentable, so he grooms and styles his beard and mustache constantly. But, by the time of the show's events, He decides to shave and finds out he likes it more (Sadly for Abel, I hc he likes men with beards ((yes It“s a santa thing)))
Fucking st. "Oops" Peter, come on Peter be nice to your boyfriend
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Just walking around Heaven after their Multiplex Date šš§”
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