[antsquedrwlez]

MY GIRL LEXI REALLY DRESSED UP JUST TO GO TO THE STORE AND SEE FEZ

[simpsorama]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[angeltiddies]

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

[invaderxan]

academic conferences

[darth--nickels]

What do you think of Steven Universe?

come back with a warrant

[rrdiner]

men will love the shining and then say shelley duvall is overacting. buddy she's carrying it

[ashstfu]

can't spell disconnecting from reality without disco. let's dance

[silenthill]

man i hate the allure of a good grilled cheese. you make one and eat it and its so good and perfect, maybe a little bland but in a good way and you instantly think “man that was a really good grilled cheese, im not entirely full yet, maybe i’ll have another…” dont do it. don’t even think about it. it’s the opposite of oreos. you make your second grilled cheese and 3 bites into it you’re so overwhelmed by the monotony. “this isnt nearly as good as the last one” despite being practically identical. The grilled cheese is a sacred food, it must be eaten hot, and quick. A second one only allows you to stew in the memories of the past (your previous cheese) and your nostalgia clouds your mind, creating an epic fail bite in your newest creation of dairy and grain. Show some restraint. 

[kendrawcandraw-deactivated20190]

“NO CONTROL”

I figure I can’t expect 1DHQ to live in my head and produce my dream music videos, so I made my own. It’s kinda like The Hangover meets Ocean’s 11.

Car chases! Mysterious briefcases! Irresponsible use of handcuffs!

Please enjoy. I had a lot of fun with this.

[nationalharryleague]

What is your dad’s weird hyperfixation??? They all have one

[prisonhannibal]

I don’t trust people who don’t like 80s pop music like what are you? straight? grow up

[whitepeopletwitter]

[firefox-official]

in terms of how pretty i am, i am very pretty

[everythingfox]

“Rescue Kitty yells when I cease petting”

(Source)

[internettythings]

Crows are so smart it’s frightening.

[boom-shwa-tee-oosh]

[catcrumb]