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Why do people even get a tattoo on their feet?!?! NOW I WILL ALWAYS KNOW WHO YOU ARE UNDER THE STALL WALLS!

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Have you ever noticed how handicapped parking spaces are the closest the the entrance but handicapped stalls are the furthest away from the entrance?

Georgia M.N

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Hey, I THOUGHT I had this fic bookmarked and I was wrong :( Archie, Betty, Veronica and maybe chuck are in a band, Archie won't practice Betty's songs, she meets Toni and ends up hooking up with jughead. When he leaves he can't find his t-shirt which prompts her to write the song t-shirt by the beaches. Jughead runs into her again at a gig where Archie invited him to be their new drummer. I believe Archie sings the song runaways. Anyway, I can't find it anywhere! I hope it's not deleted. Thanks!

Hey! It is not deleted!

Not Giving It Back by casket4mytears

T  10/10

Summary:   After a traumatic event, Betty Cooper is shrugging off the confines of her mother’s rules and living life on her terms: as the co-lead singer of fledgeling rock band, Sweetwater. But when even her bandmates won’t let her change her Yes Girl ways, Betty is angry, alone and open to suggestions from pink-haired strangers. This Friday night is about to change EVERYTHING… Bughead AU. Flirty, fluffy fun with a lemon scent.

Enjoy!

MM

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They answered my question!!! Aaahhh!!!

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The work bathroom has 2/3 lights out, its pretty dark in here. If you know me, you'll know that im not okay with darkness. Absolute darkness is a huge fear of mine (if you'd like to experience it you can go to the lost sea cave adventure in Sweetwater). Sitting, or rather shitting, here in the mostly dark is very nerve wracking. To be honest, I'm not sure if im more scared of being murdered (due to darkness and the creatures lurking within) or that the bathroom is much much more dirty than I can tell. Just typing this out, i realise I could have used my phone flash light to make sure the toilet cleanliness was up to par. Sigh.

Ps, if you dont hear from me after this, I was murdered in the middle stall and have become a moaning myrtle style ghost. GHOSTLY, GROANING GEORGIA! ... Kinda fitting...

OMG ITS SO DARK A GIRL TRIED TO OPEN MY STALL DOOR 😭😭 IM EVEN MORE EMOTIONALLY DEAD! OMG, SHE FARTED AND WHISPERED "im sorry" DON'T ACKNOWLEDGE IT! ITS A BATHROOM! FEEL SHAME OR PRIDE AND MOVE ON!!! WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME SATAN!

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Just you're average text to my sister in law

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Update - her response tho:

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Just you're average text to my sister in law

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Morning poop, around 10, my brother's house, broken AC. I'm babysitting my BFF, my 2 year old niece. I bring the kindle in there with us and load the knock off toonblast game; normally, which isnt often, we play with her sitting in my lap. So there I am enjoying my morning shit in unheard of peace; that is, until she hands me the kindle and starts saying "sit lap". I have to gently tell her she cant sit on Gigi's lap when she's on the potty. To keep her from feeling rejected, I settle our battle with the compromise of her leaning against my calf whilst I start to sob silently and figure out how I'm going to wipe.

Bonus: read the last tag for a horrifying daily fact!

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Y'all wanna know how dedicated I am to good bathroom experiences... This is an artistic photo of my view of the tv from the toilet.

...yes, this is Supernatural season 14...

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When your daily calander GETS you.

I honestly havent seen this movie, but i feel like i should.

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Last break of the day, approximately 16:30, cloudy with humidity. 5 person pile up at the women's bathroom. To "ease" the awkwardness, I decide to call out one of my friends with: "geez, *name* move out of the way, some people have to poop more than you do". Lite chuckles follow and the blockade parts for me. Panicking, I realize everyone thinks I have to shit! I DO have to shit, but they cant know that!!!! So I awkwardly croak out "I was just kidding guys, i dont have to poop, I gotta be quick, dont want you to think the worst of me". I run into the leaky stall full of anxiety, ready to just mad max this pee. Squat, drop and roll out of there, you know. Of coarse the tp needs to be replaced, so that slows me down, 2 more people come in the bathroom to wait for a free stall. Flying down fury road, I manage to beat the other 2 ladies that were stuck with me in the initial traffic jam! After victoriously washing my hands, I manage to leave the bathroom with more dignity than I entered.

As I leave, my stomach growl went from 0-60 in 12 seconds. And now I am holding my poop for 2 hours until I clock out. WITNESS ME!

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So my niece does this thing now. She obviously has to come to into the bathroom with me because otherwise she will climb something and die. When she's feeling cuddly, she hops into my pants, like straight up sits, her toes stick out from the left leg hole, one leg under the undies, one leg over. AND STARTS SINGING!!! She usually sings row row your boat, but still! The first time I panicked. Like she hadnt been that close to a vagina in 2 years... Too close! Like I'm actively shitting and she's just singing away, like this is not relaxing! I had to remove my legs from my pants and push my oants away to wipe. It was a trial. The second time was a little cuter, mostly due to the extra distance from my vagina.

Kids.... Gotta love em

[mjalti]

“u shouldn’t use ur phone while it’s charging” and Napoleon shouldn’t have tried to invade Russia during its frigid winter ok but we’re all hellbent on digging our own private graves here

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There's this one toilet at work that when you flush it the flusher leaks. So I know that it's clean water not poopy water, logically it can't be, but it's still gross AF. Whilst expressing my disgust at the leaky flusher, a co-worker expressed the same dislike for having WET HANDS! WTF CO-WORKER! WHY U FLUSH WITH YOUR GOD DAMNED HANDS! FLUSH WITH YOUR MOTHER FUCKING FEET! ITS A FUCKING COMMUNITY TOILET, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! I get that you wash your hands but its still nasty not to mention LEAKY!!! For the love of all that is good and holy, please user your foot or another fucking stall.

Ps, I care about you deeply.... From a distance.

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Its not true love if you can't talk on the toilet!

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Every been so hungry that you have to throw up? Oh yeah, I'm right there!

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Have you ever shit so hard you feel light headed? And then you have to keep sitting on the toilet waiting for the world to stop spinning, and by the time you get back to your desk you realize that your co-workers are acutely aware of what you were doing those antagonizingly long 11 minutes... Nope just me?

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Bubble bubble, toilet trouble! I’m back Witches