Hostin Me Ghostins

I keep having nightmares I got canceled on twitter but fantasies of being canceled here

[gh0sts0cks]

my sixty yr old opp of a manager has been fucking around and is now finding out so hard out HER manager has been giving me “is she fr??” looks when she bullshits and the wildly avoidant OWNER OF THE BUSINESS is openly throwing out the idea of firing her himself

guys.,,. . .,,, i don’t think I’m her biggest hater anymore… . . what am i gonna do when she gets fired and i have no one to hate?

[gh0sts0cks]

one might think the creator of tales of 85 (🤢🤮) comparing will and n*kki’s developing relationship to max and lucas and mike and el implies a romance BUT ACTUALLY there’s a very small scene in the original stranger things season five where will says, “I don’t like girls.” and if you read between the lines it actually implies he’s gay

fan theories of mike being gay have been floating around since before the will gay theories )fueled by his inability to tell el he loves her and also looking grossed the fuck out when she kisses him in season three)

so what we ACTUALLY see in this comparison is two closeted homosexual kids in hetero relationships paralleled with max and lucas which means one or both of those two are implied to be queer

this is how elmax can still win and in this essay i will-

[gh0sts0cks]

chatgpt? fuck no, the only chat i talk to is my french cat (chat), Claude

[gh0sts0cks]

pretty sure coworker who says the full sentence “sugar honey iced tea” instead of just saying shit just taught me a new slur. so that’s… that’s something.

[gh0sts0cks]

if mike and Will’s canon was always ending at “platonic best friends”, why did the writing highlight them so hard over lucas and dustin? if the four of them were ALL best friends and romantic byler was only ever fandom “noise”, then what’s the excuse for narratively sidelining friendships with the black boy and the visibly disabled boy?

hello? hello 🎤 ? is this thing on? duffers can you hear me? duffers can you hear the criticism?

[gh0sts0cks]

we have GOT to put an end to DEI!!! women?? in MY hallucinations????? >:(( get back in my dreams where you belong!!!!

[theserlingbucket]

Yeah Dr House would probably call me a slur and ransack my house without my permission and interrogate me and I’ll probably be put on 20 different medications in the span of six hours but Dr House would also believe that I’m genuinely in pain

So yeah you can ransack my house dawg, atleast you’re not writing me off as a druggie needing a fix. You can call me whatever slur you want too because this is the most a healthcare provider has ever believed me

[gh0sts0cks]

it’s me and my jumbo sized bottle of ibuprofen against the world

[treecitysessions]

Trying to make birthday plans when you’re someone who really cares about your birthday is so humiliating just hitting people up like hey do you mind proving to me that I’m loved and there’s a place for me in this world for the anniversary of my birth this weekend

[gh0sts0cks]

if you bastardize something hard enough, it eventually becomes your bastard and i think that’s beautiful <3

[gh0sts0cks]

fandoms mourning character variantes as if they’re not all dolls up for grabs is craaaazy. like no, honey, soda pop wheeler is alive and THRIVING in my personal drafts <3

[gh0sts0cks]

basic-ass deadname so fem and i’m so not i have to spell it out every time cause no one can belive i actually said *****

[gh0sts0cks]

i fear wiki-how has done all it can for me. i may have to turn to, dare i say it?

reddit.

[gh0sts0cks]

going to the doctors nobody leaves till one of us gets a hysterectomy

[gh0sts0cks]

in high school i tried soooooo hard to show how twisted i was in all my english and art projects and would get SOOOOO jealous when my friends would get called to the councilors office instead of me

[skeletonpoett]

So like do you even love me if your pupils are below a 60% dilation when you look at me? I shouldn't be aware of any color in your eyes other than pitch black with the radiant outline of my reflection what is going on

[gh0sts0cks]

baby no it’s because i was staring into the sun. baby, baby, please i was literally staring into the sun, baby you sit in front of my window, baby, pLEASE I LOVE YOU I AM GOING BLIND

[skeletonpoett]

So like do you even love me if your pupils are below a 60% dilation when you look at me? I shouldn't be aware of any color in your eyes other than pitch black with the radiant outline of my reflection what is going on