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₪ S-stop it! Stop it this instant!

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₪ Greetings people! After this very long and busy absence, I finally am back! Unfortunately, Ghirahim isn’t and I have no idea where he is gone again… But knowing him, he might come back to us in no time. This is Ghirahim after all.

₪ Anyway, I have filed a lot of asks we’ve got during our absence. Some are directly for me, others for Ghirahim and others to the both of us. Thus said, while Ghirahim is absent, I shall be there to answer mine.

₪ Let’s have a look at this one:

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₪ Oh I am glad he is not there in the end so I won’t need to endure him mocking the question...

₪ Ahem! So... I have no memories of what I looked like as a baby at all. I probably was like what I currently look like yet way smaller and perhaps chubbier.  And if I was like those other babies I have seen in the realm, then... perhaps ‘cute’ is a good term. Perhaps...

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A few shots of my adventure at Otak 16 with my crew! More to come. c: They’re all pictures I’ve found on the net so I have no idea who took them but thank you all! Sheik is @chloek3 Shadow Beast is @nichaling Ghirahim and Midna have no Tumblr :c

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Taking better selfies than Midna.

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MORE MODERN AU ADMIN PICS!!!!!! just for fun.

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Admin pic!! Maybe more to come~

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◇ Hm, I do not particularly adore the kind of creature he is. But I think that Zant probably would. So...

◇ But this other question is particularly interesting! So when we're not doing missions, our Lord make us sometimes being the faithful night watchers for the main keep. If he needs something particular that is around the fields, we get to determinately search it for him. We pridefully lead the troupes he doesn't have time to take care of, we--

₪ Mwe brusht and shtyle hisph mwane.

◇ /I/ brush and style his mane. You only brush it when I need assistance...

And swallow that... or spit it out somewhere, whatever. Don't talk with your mouth full.

-At the end of the weekend, at Vaati’s lair.-

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₪ Absolutely not! Everything went well. It takes far much more than the /simple/ time of the Light world for the King of Twilight to get into difficulties--

◇ Really...? What about mornings? I remember you told me you don’t have either day time or night time in your home land. So if you have no trouble adjusting,why are you acting so much like a demented lizard every mornings when Master wants you to get up~?

-FLASHBACK-

 -END OF FLASHBACK- ₪ T-that is because you don’t even give me a second to prepare! You just enter my room and swiftly bring up as much morning light as possible inside without letting me knowing you will!

◇ It’s either this or you’ll never get up until end of evening. You can’t stand the light and we all know you’d rather hide under a rock than seeing the sun, Twili... In other words, you’re still not used to our time schedule and probably never will. It’s the same every days, almost like a routine now... ₪ Th-that is not true! It’s not--

◇ Well get out of there already?! Master waits for us!

₪ ...No

◇ Hm? Sorry, didn’t hear anything. We’re off~

₪ LET ME GOOOOO!!

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◇Well, sometimes its great!...

◇Sometimes not...

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◇ Wow, I didn't expect this to work so well... What's this one about?  Ah yes-

₪ What are you dooooiiiiiiiing~?

◇ I'm trying to put some orders in the questions and comments we received... I hope people will be patient because we have a good amount.

₪ Ooh did we get new ones yet? Did we?

◇ Yes, we still get new ones, which is great. But now we're a little delayed because I had to recover from my wrist injury and you from your frog indigestion...

₪ Oh yes... Well, we are better now!! We can keep it up.

◇ Absolutely.

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 ₪ Ghirahiiiiim?

◇What is it, Zant?

₪ I just wanted to tell you... that I really love to do this asking thing with you. I-I really am glad to have you as a partner...

◇ Well, I must say that it is very fun, yes. I also appreciate to work with you. You're a good partner, when you’re not being too annoying.

₪ REALLY?!

◇ Yes, really now can we just-- 

₪ JDLKSJFKLDSNFKLSDNFK

◇ Okay now calm down, twili... I know you are very happy but just-- ZAAAANMTHPHFT!!

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₪ Eehhee hee~Well, the answer is quite simple... This is the shape of my mouth and I am born like this. But they also have some utilities. First of, right in the inside of them, I have a range of small holes. These are little sensitive organs that allow me to 'see' without even using my eyes (when wearing my helmet), just like a snake. In fact, they detect heat through infrared thermal radiations and it mostly is useful in full dark places, such as my home land, the Twilight Realm. Almost all of those of my race have them (even Midna), but we all have different shapes of lips, so mine are easier to get noticed. I believe that our species evolved with it to get to be able to locate ourselves better in darkness as a first priority. These pit organs are all hidden in our mouth. It's also a very... ticklish place or so... I don't really know how to explain the feeling of it, but it's better to not touch it-- At the beginning those slits were quite small but grew wider with age. Thanks to them, the shape of my mouth is practical, where it can stretches bigger than you may think.  I can swallow big things such as moderate/large fishes (basically what I eat in the light world) that I can take without even needing to chew (although I prefer to, just in case).

I hope you enjoyed the lesson.

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◇₪Hairswap₪◇

◇₪ WHAT?!

₪ NO!

◇ What kind of question is this?! That is nothing possible anyway, there's no way I will get--

-Unwilling transformation out of no where; POOFF!!-

◇₪ ........ ?....!!....?!?! ..........................................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!

Unknown voice in the air: “Your hair had been swapped for 24 hours. Now try to deal with it. If you attempt to cut it, dye it, shave it, damage it, anything... once time is out, your hair will turn back the way you left it on the other's head.”

◇₪  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

-12 HOURS LATER-

₪ Your hair is the worst thing ever! It keeps on getting in my mouth! How do you even manage to-- blah! Gaaah!!!

◇ HOW DO YOU EVEN STYLE THAT???!!!

₪ DON'T DO ANYTHING IN IT!!

◇ Your haircut is awful! I feel naked!

₪ Yours is way too long! It-- prt! Ah! THAT'S IT! THAT'S ENOUGH!

◇ PUT THOSE SCISSORS AWAY OR I SWEAR I'LL SLICE YOUR GODDAMN SNAKE THROAT BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING!

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◊ You know he always finds them, Princess.

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◊ Women’s earrings?? What are you calling women’s earrings?? You’ll have to know that I was one of the first ones to wear such a beautiful accessory on my ear. I guess girls just copied me….girls and boys by the way, I think I already saw a -creepy- guy with such patterns under his ears…but can’t remember who it was…

Women’s shop? Such a thing exists?? I don’t recall being told that I was in a shop exclusively reserved for ladies, so no… And even if it was the case, I don’t mind; I just go where I find aesthetic things, for men or women, that’s a detail I don’t take in consideration. Not to mention that all my favorite shops are more than pleased and honored to have me as a customer. Embarrassed?…Me? How could I be embarrassed with such a body of mine? Have you seen it? It is perfectly forged!

Everything suits me greatly! It would be a shame to not share it to the world! Men, women, and others, anyone can be lucky enough to see me, even for a second, and I’ll be glad to make their day brighter! Of course some are more lucky than others, since I have some people I love to go shopping with.

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◊₪ Greetings humans (or whatever else creature you are),

Just an important message to let you know of our presence on these lands around. As you may already know, we are the amazing Demon Lord Ghirahim and terrifying Twilight King Zant, servants of the great Demon King, Ganondorf!

Well well... as our precious Lord asked us to, we decided to spend our free time on doing something different than simply following him around and being sure that he doesn't need anything. It ended up that we actually felt quite sociable and so... decided to give you a shout of our sincere salutations in the MOST civilized way possible.

So... welcome around us!See? We aren't this hateful on you and we will get to prove it. Spread the word around and approach us at your own risk. Dare on asking us a question and we shall see what you'll get~

However take heed on our Rules or our displeasure may not be that gentle with you... Farewell for now and don't be afraid; we don't bite—that hard~ ₪◊

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