that one lesbian

I’m super autistic abt DC rn but also I will probably just be making this a collection of silly stuff i like not specifically one fandom

[meangreenspaceman]

man I sure love that character I wish the writers did too

[papayafromtv]

the idea that the batkids can hear/speak to each other through a shared comm link for hours on end every single night while on patrol definitely has its ups and downs. on one hand, it's great for communication and keeps everybody safe and in-the-know regardless of where in the city they are. on the other, they're all siblings, and at least once a month there will be an occasion where two bats will run into each other on patrol and for no reason whatsoever, snicker at the sight of each other. this then inevitably causes another batkid to demand to know what the joke is, and the fact that there isn't a joke in the first place simply makes the first two kids laugh harder. this then furthers the demands for clarity, and the increased indignance gradually raises the amusement for the other two, and it goes round and round in circles until Bruce joins the line to screaming and crying as Damian shouts angrily at Jason and Stephanie to 'explain what's so fucking funny' while Steph and Jason are genuinely struggling to breathe from how hard they're laughing at Damian's yells.

the joke was that Steph passed Jason in the street and they stared at each other in calm silence for eight seconds straight. They've been fighting for twenty-nine minutes and Bruce is this >< close to abandoning Gotham for Bludhaven like Dick did.

[theconcealedweapon]

[maarvarq]

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

[theconcealedweapon]

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

[tiny-space-whale]

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

[solarlumen]

Concept. Mercedes jokingly asking Henry to flex because he's always been a bit scrawny, and asking him to do it after he comes back from the forgotten realms. Only for both her AND Henry to be shocked when actual, strong muscle appears when he jokingly flexes.

Then Henry gets pegged til he can't think no more. Send

[lcnsdjstr]

Entirely self indulgent Terry Joins The Black Parade AU

[ale-draws-stuff]

I want to relisten to season 2 for the sole purpose of drawing more sad fan art

[lcnsdjstr]

Anyway. Anyone else thinking about Nick Close?

[yb-cringe]

hi welcome to ocd simulator; there is not a gun in your backpack. but also you should check. also dont go through any metal detectors. but also dont be obvious about it because you have a gun. but also you dont and dont Check because that also makes it seem like you have a gun. no i know you have a tiny cross chest bag. its just a really tiny gun.

[3rdsday]

DnDads is such a funny fandom because it has you saying incomprehensible things like "I believe that Glenn Close could be a woman"

[ghost-106]

listening to dndads during my IUD insertion bc autism!!

[sillykitty9000]

"Oh man, with a name like Dungeons and Daddies, I'm sure this podcast is gonna be hilarious!"

Actually watching Dungeons and Daddies:

[forsakenanchor]

hermie spotted

[assburgerssyndrome]

"Grok is undressing anyone, including minors"

Grok is the tool. X users are doing this. X users are requesting this and Grok engineers facilitated this. Both are liable for this.

[assburgerssyndrome]

Yes, precisely.

[grievingwithnoreason]

THIS HAS ABSOLUTELY MADE MY FUCKING DAY

BRO WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE HES ABOUT TO BURST INTO TEARS 😭😭😭

[plum-soup]

What IS it with tumblr users and “biting” I bet you people have never even bitten someone irl

[imhereformysciencefriends]

[kyeree]

I finished season 1. I’ll miss their friendship

[ghost-106]

I have been so incredibly inactive but I’m gonna post a few different stream of consciousness things about the ending of peachyville, i’m still processing but oh my god.