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[dnd-dice-dragon]

I love my players. I do. I really do.

But my gods are they stupid.

[dnd-dice-dragon]

I love watching Crit on the tv.

[dnd-dice-dragon]

"it's easier to look into someone's eyes and tell if they're lying to you if they're naked and boiling."

-Mollymauk Tealeaf being, well, Mollymauk.

[dnd-dice-dragon]

Fjord, while watching his friends cheat a card game, "we just can't have a fucking peaceful drink, can we? Just got to get right into shit."

[dnd-dice-dragon]

"Half orcs are people too!"

- Matthew Mercer (Critical Role)

[beausbian]

Choose your fighter

Part 2

[diwhitney]

The Mighty Nein but i didn’t wanna draw fantasy clothing

[lengthy-artery]

[agarthanguide]

Well, I finally finished the whole M9 in Art/Pastiche series.  I thought you might be interested in seeing the side to side with some of my inspirations. A quick rundown-

Caleb- Van Gogh Beau- Roy Lichtenstein Molly- Byzantine Mosaics Jester- Klimt Matt- Hans Holbein Yasha- 15th Century Illuminated Manuscripts/Gerard Horenbout Fjord- Adventure Pulp Covers Nott- Playing Card Design Caduceus- Mucha

In case anyone was curious- Caleb was the easiest, Jester was the hardest, I’m most pleased with Matt, I’m least pleased with Nott, and Molly took the longest.

Thanks for all your interest!  Please feel free to shoot me any questions or comments or suggestions or cheesy jokes anytime you feel like it.

[yankingmyvajane]

Good longtime.

+Bonus Matt 

[dnd-dice-dragon]

"All cats are asshole cats"

-Critical role

[dnd-dice-dragon]

You guys don't know how much it warms a DM heart when players get excited about the game. For a player to message you multiple times about how excited they are.

For a player to ask about world building to fit their backstory in.

It is so amazing.

[dnd-dice-dragon]

Anyone else use D&D guides for writing information?

[dnd-dice-dragon]

I bet Magnus gives really good hugs.

Like hugging a tame bear.

While it may be absolutely bone crushing, because he has the strength of, like, an ox.

He's just absolutely delighted to be around people to the point that he would have mastered how to hug.

Taako on the other hand is to restrained to the point where if you do, somehow, get a hug, it would be tense and most likely an awkward pat on the back.

Merle is to short, assuming you are one of the taller races. And his jovial, reluctant dad persona causes hugs to be loose and short.

But I just think getting a hug from Magnus would be wonderful.

[dnd-dice-dragon]

Kravitz: why aren't you doing a, a safer career?

Taako: cause I'm worried no one else will have me.

From the adventure zone, a podcast that's supposed to be shits and giggles, but is actually deep, and sad, and beautiful.

[dnd-dice-dragon]

*TAZ the eleventh hour spoilers*

When Magnus did his whole speech, denying the temporal chalice.

It. Broke. My. Heart.

"I want it, but it's not what Julia would want."

Dear Pan this was supposed to be a comedy podcast and how I'm lying on my bed sobbing about people who roll dice professionally and their stupid alter-egos

[dnd-dice-dragon]

Hey, I'm playing a campaign soon

Anyone have good ideas for a character name?

They are a barbarian human by the way