[catinued-deactivated20190902]

[myinnerlandscape]

[fuzzypetal]

What if that was your house What if a sheep lives off the grass on your house

[saltymommie]

Shes my landlord

[ectoimp]

Mimi! The screamin’ stray we feed. She announces her arrival every night by screaming at the front door

(We’d adopt her but we have to many pets as is and one cat with fiv)

[somecutething]

He loves getting his haircut!

[andkool]

[oliver-sonntag]

[okmdq]

[robotindisguise]

[pur3nonsense]

I think the cat wants something

[reducedlunch]

this video is so funny it transcends laughter i dont even feel like im alive after watching this

[jauregxis]

[bob-belcher]

Who needs Meghan Trainor’s “NO” when there’s this masterpiece?

[vampirezigzagoon]

I THINK YOU COULD USE A MINT

[shezasag]

this is literally honestly a fucking bop

[hajskaeg]

It’s just me and my big thighs against the world

[rosa-nne]

[birdnormal]

show me the roundest cat

[foolishdeadbeat]

[vsingers-archive]

me: opens a package and sets the box aside

my cat:

[obriers]

©

[existentialgrl]

ok… a date where u buy a lush bath bomb and take a bath together

[dangan-fruit-can]

What are you? fucking 4? Are you that fucking short that you can fit another short person in with you? because normal bathtubs only fit one person. Not all of us are rich enough to afford a giant fucking bathtub.

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

i am extremely entertained by how needlessly angry this person is at this totally innocuous post.

[angelicavpd]

an authority figure: [expresses slight, arguable disappointment in me]

me, shaking: Wow. Can’t Believe I’m The Worst Person Alive

[fullmetal-alchemasst-deactivate]

authority figure: *is in a bad mood or even is just less friendly than usual*

me, stomach in knots: My fault? I must be the cause of this?