My City Now

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[ifdragonscouldtalk]

Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

[ifdragonscouldtalk]

So this was actually the sound of my car getting stolen

[deep-state-partisan]

And on November 10th 2020 you posted "I need a bitch so thick that when she sits on my lap I need to pee". What did you mean by this

[animusrox]

Home Alone (1990) dir. Chris Columbus Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) dir. Chris Columbus  

[hammerspree-deactivated20250507]

I like how this one is glowing like a powerful magic tome

[dunmertitty]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[corrupteddoodles]

courage the cowardly dog is not cowardly because that poor dog will be facing the flayed corpse of god or some shit every episode. courage the reasonably horrified dog

[bumblequinn]

joe biden: how do i look in this chef hat, giuseppe?

giuseppe, the presidential butler: waifish and breedable as always, muy lord

joe biben: fabulous. pass me the Improbable Meat

[bumblequinn]

i will have u all know i breathe nothing but the Finest Quality Airs. and they are loaded chock full with Nutrience

[bumblequinn]

you wish my air is poison junior? you want me to imagine dragon breathing in the chemical? giuseppe, smite this fool

[annunakitty]

I live with her and I regret to inform everyone that she is just like this, no gas leak or drugs required

[bumblequinn]

WOW

[anxeious]

[ducksdontdraw]

will you love him?? 🥺 will you buy. hats.

[starless-planet]

“Now, bear in mind,” *I pause, allowing time for you to visualize the bear*

[moonshynecybin]

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

[moonshynecybin]

[rodrickheffeley]

"It's a dog!"

"Yeah, he's not even a very good one. But he's out there alone, and probably scared."

[twinwound]

mary shelley writing about a monster rejected and abandoned by its creator and dedicating it to her own father i need to smoke a blunt with her i need to give her head

[sacred-portal]

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

Sure Nice Ok heres what i think * Mimes the action of falling to my knees and curling inwards and wordlessly stabbing my self in the stomach with a dagger Over and over and over and over and over and over again*

[teathattast]

[slitpaws]

i've always wanted to live at the bottom of a pit while some overlord in a dark robe or something throws some guy to the bottom of it then watches on as the some guy becomes aware of my presence and that there is no way out