Olá, sou Ghost Compulsive Reader.

[elinka]

[xonada]

[dear-ao3]

[lagozze]

Ao3 authors will literally post under any fucking circumstances

[writerandrocker]

I believe someone already mentioned this, but we know that Lil Nas X survived the snap because Shaun and Katy are singing Old Town road in a bar in Shang-Chi. But I’d like to point out just how close these two events were, (the release of Old Town Road and the snap).

In spring of 2018, Thanos snapped and wiped out half of all life.

In October of 2018, Lil Nas X started recording the original Old Town Road, but he found the instrumental even earlier.

The song released on December 3rd, and later re-released with Billy Ray Cyrus on April 5th, 2019.

So, essentially, in a matter of months:

*half of all life is destroyed, governments are in ruins, world consumed with chaos*

Meanwhile Lil Nas X:

[iillyada-deactivated20220428]

[anxietyproblem]

[depressed-bi-nerd-deactivated20]

*in spanish class*

Teacher: *trying to get us to stop talking* Silencio (silence)

The entire class: *without pausing or practicing* Bruno

[studentlifeproblems]

[brutamente-meiga]

[seu-bobo-da-corte]

[unpretty]

andrew came downstairs from the office to give me a hug and seemed really worried about me and it turned out that i had reblogged a picture of a jellyfish with the tag “sometimes i wish i could be this” and while i had meant “beautiful, ethereal, and full of light” he had interpreted it as meaning “brainless and totally free of the burden of consciousness”

[unpretty]

this was the jellyfish

[maseratus]

Reblog if you too wish to be brainless and totally free of the burden of consciousness

[sensiblereblogifposts]

or beautiful, ethereal, and full of light

[purplesucksbutts]

[disabilityhealth]

When I hear police sirens getting closer

[thebootydiaries]

Me, a homebody who never does anything illegal: They found me.

[fire-lord-katara]

The proof that Italy is bisexual is that they win both gay (eurovision) and straight (euro cup) european contests

[dankmemeuniversity]

[nefja]

I-I'm sorry but I can't stop thinking about this

[great-tweets]

watch the whole thing, i’m begging you

[sushinfood]

this is NUTS

[ranger-truth]

Reblogging this again because I found out he’s actually the drummer in an all-mascot metal band called Charamel.

[hollowboobtheory]

wait a second

[spaced-queen-deactivated2024072]

Holy fucking shit dude

[black-nata]

this post has been around for centuries and every couple of years there’s a new addition that blows my head off

[mens-rights-activia]

Normalize making transphobes feel unsafe 😌

[etakeh]