lagozee

they/them

[beloved-innit-moved-deactivated]

Hey, if you don't mind,

Reblog if your blog is a safe space for systems

I wanna see how many of our followers are safe for us to interact with.

[angel-of-fallen-dreams]

im bored and dont want to be a burden so,,,,,,,

reblog this post if you are alright with people coming into your inbox to spam/vent/whatever/literally anything

[the-unseelie-court-official]

[1anonyymous1]

🌹 a flower for everyone not feeling their best today

[cabingrlandrandomcrap]

When none of your favorite webcomics have new episodes out yet so you have to sit and think about stuff

[1-800-i-ship-it]

squad goals:

trespassing

robbing a bank

committing tax fraud 

[bowlofmushroomsoup]

@dewdropledger @g1nny-p0tter @lagozze @wormicus-basilicus-del-mondo @regulusblackinskirts @i-am-thevoid @iateyourdoggo-part2 wanna go? 👀

[lagozze]

I'm on board if you folks are 👀

[aidaughter]

rb to make tea for the person u reblogged this from

[bowlofmushroomsoup]

I'm on the edge of going on a whole rant of how magic works in the universe my OCs are in

[lagozze]

Do it! Do it!! Go crazy

[bowlofmushroomsoup]

It's Ace week

And I need you to be aware of my existence

I'm slowly getting closer to eating your identity

[lagozze]

Please do 😌

[kadywicker]

i’m losing terf followers so please keep unfollowing me :^)

[kadywicker]

seeing white terfs in the notes reblogging this and calling it racist has fueled me more let’s keep it going

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

For Pride month, here’s a lovely “No TERFs Wanted” sign for your blog.

[polkadot-cookie]

Reblog to keep a terf away

[araccoonthatlikesmurder]

Reblogging to make sure to keep those icky terfs away from your blog

[the-haiku-bot]

Reblogging to make

sure to keep those icky terfs

away from your blog

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[respectfulmemes]

[time-reclaimer-deactivated20210]

REBLOG RARE POSITIVE GORDON

[omghotmemes]

Yes my name is David

[lunasilver010605-deactivated202]

vr

[the-phone-charger-killer-deacti]

narvok- vo

Gevn- gv

[undrskore]

Co

[taterswithranch]

All of the letters are crossed out-

[decipheredallay-deactivated2023]

DD

[blue00phoenix]

C

[frog-cult-leader]

bruh I don’t even have a name anymore

[logan-the-nightmare-deactivated]

C or Oo lmao

[dear-evanrosier]

C

My name would be C

[ihavea-natural-curiosity]

CD

[bowlofmushroomsoup]

My name would be X

[lagozze]

Murray - ??

Vigil - vg

Goose - goo

[vaporize-employers]

btw… important PSA: cutting off the mold on the surface of food does nothing. you can only see the spores on the surface, but mold itself has spread and grown roots into the food. by the time you can actually *see* the spores, that piece of food is completely full of it. youre still eating mold. 

many of which are poisonous and have been shown to cause cancer. youre not even supposed to sniff it, because that can get spores into your lungs. like if you look up the health and safety guidelines for mold they barely stop short of telling you to put on a hazmat suit. 

like produce is okay as long as you cut around it at least an inch, but cooked foods? you gonna die. stop eating mold people 

[khattikeri]

does that include bread

[vaporize-employers]

yes

[vaporize-employers]

[doomgeneration1995]

Here’s the USDA mold chart

[thehugwizard]

VERY IMPORTANT INFO FRIENDOS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[seymour-butz-stuff]

[sharkangelic]

The Ring: If I had a quarter for every time a hobbit picked me up, I’d have two quarters.  The Ring: Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

Of all the bearers of Sauron’s ring, 4 of them were hobbits.

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

I was wrong. It’s 5. Not 4

The lineage of ring bearers is as follows.

Sauron.

Isildur

Deagol

Sméagol

Bilbo

Frodo

Samwise

[kaispeakshermind]

I love how Deagol counts as a ring bearer even though he had it in his possession for all of like five seconds

[uberguber89]

He held it for the rest of of his life!

[animanightmate]

[Image description: Tweet by @banalplay saying “but something happened then that the ring did not intend. it was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable: a hobbit, the same fuckin thing that just had it for like 500 years.” End Image Description.] Link to original here. Otherwise reblogging for the final rb there, which made me cackle.

[elidyce]

From the ring’s perspective:

1. Home, the finger of my creator and other self.

2. Well, I don’t like it but I can work with this. Cause some trouble, get some revenge, find my way home, this is fine.

3. What the fuck is you?

4. Right personality, wrong species, I don’t know what you are but I hate you and I don’t know why you’re so resistant to my powers.

5. NO NO NO there are goblins everywhere how did I find another one of THESE horrible things. This one’s even more resistant than the last one and also disgustingly nice. I suffer.

6. Listen, I’ll cooperate, just get me the fuck out of this hellhole full of small cheerful people my power doesn’t work on properly. No, not like that. I hate you. Please stop. 

7. FUCK

8. (Frodo again) I still hate you with every molecule of my mortal form but at least you’re not number seven. Think I’m starting to get through finally. 

9. (Smeagol again) YES it’s you I actually missed you now get me back to the Master and NO FUCK NO I HATE YOOOOUUUUU…. *fzt* 

[kiwivee]

[kelssiel]

you CHAIN The One Ring?! you chain it like the prisoner?! oh! OH! trauma! deep psychological trauma for hobbits for One Thousand Years!

[renthony]

This user supports ace & aro inclusion.

[concerningwolves]

Full offense but your writing style is for you and nobody else. Use the words you want to use; play with language, experiment, use said, use adverbs, use “unrealistic” writing patterns, slap words you don’t even know are words on the page. Language is a sandbox and you, as the author, are at liberty to shape it however you wish. Build castles. Build a hovel. Build a mountain on a mountain or make a tiny cottage on a hill. Whatever it is you want to do. Write.

[lagozze]

I'm obsessed with this fuckin animatic please what ??