Nsfw alphabet with no other than Danny Johnson!! Minors👶⛏️🫵 MINORS👶⛏️🫵 I see you, so GET OUT!!
Anyways let's start
A- Aftercare
No. I said it before, if he like cut you or smth he'll patch you up, but other than that he won't do shit, no cuddeling no nothing. He has more important things to do, like sleeping or going back to stalking/killing/writing. He might offer you a cigarett tho
B- Body part (favourite body part of theirs and their partners)
He likes his hands a lot. It's his instrument to kill and he's very skilled with them...in many ways ofc. He's good with them, VERY good.
He's an ass man. Other than that I think he'd really like his partners face cause he likes seeing their expressions, even the littel changes, like the subtle change when you lie or try to pretend you're not angry to a coworker or boss.
C-Cum (anything with cum)
With one night stands he uses protection cause you don't know what the other can have, but if you hooked up with him more than onece or you're his qpr he'd prefer if he can cum inside you/ you cum inside him. He has a marking kink and this is a part of it. He'd also want to cum on your face/chest/ass if he can.
D-Dirty secret (a dirty secret of theirs)
He likes being manhandeld and when someone makes him submit. Will NEVER admit it tho and will try to stay dominant until he physicly can't anymore, but only cause he was raised to think submissiveness = weakness and he's not weak. Still loves it tho.
E-Expirience (how expirienced are they? Do they know what they're doing?)
I think he's pretty expirienced, he can make anyone cum. He can be a bit rusty if he didn't have sex for a long while, but other than that I think he's good.
F-Favourite position
If he bottoms: cowgirl (i think that's what riding is called? Don't judge me I'm ace plus I'm not googling it)
If he tops: Doggy style (with anyone), mating press (only with qpr)
G-Goofy (Are they more serious or goofy while in the act)
He can never be fully serious, so there's a lot of sillyness while he talks to you (he won't shut up EVER) , but he takes sex very seriously. He wanna feel pleasure and he wants you to have the best night of your life (it feeds his ego if he preforms well)
H-Hair (How well-groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes?)
I'm a bush lover, so he has a bush. At max he trims it. I can see him shave, but if I think about it too long I will cry.
I-Intimacy (how romantic are they while doing the act?)
Is bro silly? Yes. Is bro focused? Yes. Is bro good at it? Yes. Is bro romantic? NO. Maybe on valentines day or on your birthday he'll throw rose petals on the bed and lights some candels, but other than that no.
J-Jerk off (masturbation headcanon)
He likes jerking off and many times prefers it over sex. Bro has twisted ass fantasies that he can't do in real life so yeah. Also he's good with his hands so...It can be more reliable than a hook up.
K-Kink (one or more of their kinks)
So I think there's a lot and sorry if it's nothing new I mostly agree with others about Dannys kinks: cnc, choking, blood, marking, breeding (not actually getting anyone pregnant, just the tought), prey-predator, bondage, puppy/kitty (for partner, like he's the master), knife, cream pie, teasing (yet aigen only to his partner), idk if there's a name for this but his partner being angry at him, size diffrence (partner being bigger than him), voyerism, dacryphilia, bondage etc...
There's def more tho, I just can't think of any rn.
L-Location (fav places to do the deed)
Floor, anywhere semi-public, maybe crime scenes? Like if you're there when he kills someone and the cops weren't called maybe. Can see him not want to risk getting cought (for murder) or being extra catious.
M-Motivation (what gets them going)
Succsesfully ragebaiting his partner and like small mannerism like you holding back a laugh in an inapropriet moment, being fake nice to your boss, subtle signs if discomfort or lying etc...
N-No (things he wouldn't do, turn offs)
Watersports, anything with poop or farts and anything with food.
O-Oral (preference and skill)
Prefers to recieve (to troath fuck you) but likes to give too, like sit on his face please PLEASE!! Pretty skilled, might be a bit sloppy at times but is still very good at it.
P-Pace (are they fast and rough or slow and sensual?)
Fast and rought 100%. Maybe only slows down if his partner is getting their cherry popped by him.
Q- Quickies (their opinion on quickies)
Likes them a lot. Most of what you do is technicly quickies, but sometimes can go all night long...sometimes.
R-Risk (are they game to expiriment? do they take risks?)
He's up to anything, but mostly on his own terms. Like you can peg him, but he chooses the toy.
S-Stamina (how many rounds do they last? how fast do they finish?)
Can go 2-3, but usually prefers 1. Lasts pretty long tho.
T-Toys (do they own toys? do they use it on themselfs or their partner?)
Yes, he owns at least a few and gladly uses them on his partners or if you wanna peg him you can use them too. He has freaky ahh onese to like at least one of those monster dildos or smth. Can see him own a vibrator t, to overstimulate his partner with. Defenetly owns cuffs, ropes, blindfolds, collars, gags, maybe a paddle too.
U-Unfair (how much they like to tease)
A lot!! He likes to make you beg for him to let you cum. No matter the position the moment he sees you get close he slows down or stops completly. Beg him enough and he might consider letting you cum...MIGHT. Doesn't like being teased tho, will get annoyed, might even treathen you.
V-Volume (how loud are they?)
Bro can't shut the fuck up wether it's him grunting or degrading you (maybe praising you a bit too if you're really really good for him or it's a major kink of yours)
W-Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
He really really wants to kill his partner while having sex with them, but never does, not even one night stands. It's too dangeourus, he leaves too much traceble dna behind plus it would be impulsive killing and not part of a desing. He can't drag down the ghostfaces name like that. If you're his qpr he won't kill you cause he likes you, but if he gets to take you to the fog.....He just hopes you're into it too.
X-X-ray (what's under them clothes)
Avrege and uncut
Y-Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
He's aceflux so depens on the day.
Z-Zzz (how fast do they fall asleep?)
Most of the time he doesn't. He just goes back to what he was doing before. If he does it's probs because he pulled one too many one nighters.
Some headcanons on Dannys positive and negative traits: (sorry if I make any mistakes while writing, grammar keeps beating my ass)
Negative:
•Manipulates ppl, obvi. He's very good at it too, like he avoided the police for years while leaving his chewed up pens in crime scenes. Probs manipulates everyone around him, even in littel ways like making them do a chore he doesn't want to or pressuring collegs to do work he thinks is boring.
•Has anger issues. Not the easiest to make yell, but also not the hardest (easy to make angry tho he just he can just keep it in well, he will snap az you tho). I think he tries to avoid/get out of situations he can loose his cool in, cause if he does...We know what happend when he last had a crash out...
•Isn't emotionly avalible. Bro can't comfort anyone, like he'll hug you and if somebody hurt you he'll offer killing them, but other than that crying and vulnarability annoys him A LOT, especialy if it happens often. (I don't mean like sharing your childhood trauma with him onece or twice or something exept if you do it like every day. I nean more like only ever talking about your problems or crying about the smallest things like movies)
•Overly sarcastic. I think he could even confuse neurotypical ppl with how much he uses sarcasm.
•A literal serial killer (thas canon tho)
•Will not heal from his traumatic childhood. He might talk about it, but other than that doesn't think much of it. Too busy making his desings.
•Has a fragile ego. He's relient on the way others viwe him to feel in control, to feel good. So if ppl start thinking he's a joke he throws a tantrum. I don't think he's been taken seriously in his childhood, so now he'll make people take him seriously.
•Unrisolved daddy issues
•No after care (after sex). Like if he hurt you (like he cut you or smth) he'll patch you up, but no cuddeling or anything else. He's or going back to stalk/write/kill or he's going to sleep. Might offer you a cigarett tho
•Is a smartass. You spelt something wrong? Mocks you for it, than correct you. You were a littel clumsy and dropped something? Laughs at you and no he won't pick it up. You didn't fact check a video and said smth stupid? Bro is bringing books, websites, fucking yt videos, tv shows EVERYTHING HE CAN to prove you wrong.
•Sore looser. He's not admiting you won in anything. It can be tic tac toe and he'll still find a reason to invalidate your win. Is very angry about it too, will be grumpy for the rest of the day cause of it.
•Is a ragebaiter. He kinda thinks it's sexy when his lover yells at him. Other than that he just finds it funny when he can make people red from anger.
•Forgets to eat/drink
Positive:
•Good at giving gifts! (Becaus he stalks ppl, but that doesn't matter, it's the tought that counts)
•Makes sure you're satisfied (sex)
•Isn't a republican
•He seen everything while stalking his victims, he won't judge you (kinda....only a littel)
•Passionet about his job and is good at it, like really good. Probs got employee of the month at least onece at every single job he had
•He's silly
•Cooks for you! He defenetly burnt it or under seasoned it or smth BUT at least he tried (it's not weaponised incompatence, he genuenly can't cook for shit). He mostly takes you out to eat tho, don't worry tho
•HE PAYS!! He will blow up if he's not the one paying for a date
So uhm more headcanons of Danny cause I'm at work and I'm bored, I'll try to explain his identity and viwes on it plus his viwes on relationships (as in dating).
He doesn't actually know what aromantic and asexual means lolz, but he is both. I mostly think he only knows what gay, bisexual, lesbian and transgender means, everything else you gotta explain to him. It's not like he's judgemental or homophobic/transphobic/aphobic he just never really gave a fuck about these things. I mean his art (murder and stalking) is more important to him than what other ppl identify as. He's also a centrist so....there's that.
Scines his father (yes I'm blaming his father, sue me) never really let him properly date (like I imagine him being very restrictive over it so like no boys obvi (that didn't stop Danny tho later in life) and he always degraded his girlfriends cause that man is the most misogynistic bitch ever, like you as a girl don't always wear skirts/ can't cook/ have other goals than being a housewife/doesn't look like Madonna? He's calling you a slur) he could never properly discover he's aromantic. He kinda just tought he likes one night stands or short relationships. Not that he's not clingy or doesn't like affection, he just gets bored of all the lovey dovey stuff most couples do, like no Jessica he doesn't want ANOTHER fucking selfie of you two kissing. His father also didn't care about Danny wanting to hang out with his girlfriends or going on dates with them, traning was more important and ofc his lovers did NOT like that.
Break ups don't really affect him, maybe his ego a bit cause who wouldn't wanna be with him? (A lot of ppl actually, but don't tell him I said that, I'm a firm beliver he has npd and or aspd so I don't think he'd appritiate it.) I think he's usually the one to break up tho, scince he gets bored after a few months and scince he's aceflux he defenetly got into arguments over sex before. He instantly broke up with girls who argued with him over that and I think that's the reason why he's very passionet about consent. Like yes he's into cnc and likes pushing peoples bounderies, but when he knows you mean that "no" he stops. He knows how it feels when your partner just refuses to listend to you. I'm not saying he has been sexually assulted, but as I said he had arguments over it before and that still hurts a lot (pls protect your ace friends).
As an adult he'd mostly go into relationships to get an aliby lolz (well not lolz cause it's the most asshole behaviour ever). I think the only relationship that could actually last with him if you join him OR you activly trying to catch him. He doesn't want to be cought, but he likes competition, makes things more intresting. If you try to catch him he def will try to kill you at first tough BUTT if you survive his attempt he will keep you around...for at least till he leaves town...maybe more if the police doesn't listend to you cause they like Jed too much.
If you join him he will make you do it his way. Yes, you can't just kill people if you're with him, you gotta stalk your prey and make the perfect design first or he will get grumpy. He might even let you be a second ghostface, but that's only if he REALLY likes you, but you better not screw up his serious persona or he will kill you...or at least try to. If you still wanna do your separet thing I don't the he would mind (defenetly wouldn't whaaaat? Why would you say that? It doesn't annoy him that you don't like his way...yeah... defenetly...), but he'd prefer if you killed toghether. If you never killed before he would gladly teach you, it feeds his ego that someone wants to learn from him. He'd be a shitty teacher tho lmao. The kind that you hate, but somehow learn from them the best.
He has preferences. He likes people stronger than him (even tho he won't admit it) and/or pretty boys/girls/people. He NEEDS someone to match his freak tho, one way or another like even if you're fully ace at least let him mark you or something.
Anyways thas all for now cause this is getting long byeeeeee
I'm bored, so here's some random Danny heascanons I have (some I stole from others, but thas fineee) Sorry if my grammar is shit, I can't for the life of me write properly
CW: Danny Johnson, some are lowkey nsfw, murder, stalking, mostly silly headcanons tho
•He loves lemons and everything lemony
•He's aro/ace, more specificly fully aro (but he'll gladly have queerplatonic relationships) and aceflux. He doesn't care about his partners gender
•Always in a dominant role in bed, wether it be power bottoming or topping, he doesn't care
•He has a knife collection, so if you wanna give him a gift, get him a knife he doesn't own yet
•(lowkey canon, but) Hates the military due to his dad, he also hates war, mostly cause he doesn't see any art in sensless mass killing for political gain
•If he was in a relationship with someone, he'd def manipulate them, but not like use them. I think if he acully likes and respects you he won't try to ruin you (completly)
•Sometimes he finds the police boring and wants acual competition, like a Light vs L type relationship with someone
•He doesn't like pets much, but I think he'd be a cat person if he did, cause cats are independent, unlike most dogs
•He will yell at you if you ask him why he doesn't just kill someone instead of stalking them and planning for weeks ahead. It's his hobby, his art, respect it.
•He hates the Scream franchise and LOATHES Scary movie. If you tell him you like it he will instantly stab you
•He secretly likes musicals
•He watches the absolute most brutal horror movies and yaps about how unrealistic they are. He does that with every horror movie, but especially with brutal, gory onese
•He can cook, but not well, can't bake at all.
•He doesn't care if you're a vegan, carnivor, vegetarian or idk what else kind of diets are there. He'll ofc take it into considaration when cooking for you or going out, but don't expect him to change his diet for you.
•He likes that he has fans, it feeds his ego. I think he might even interact with a few if he's in a REALLY good mood
•As Jed he acts like he's shy about sex and he's very vanilla, but in reality Danny is a FREAK.
•He'll bite you and drink your blood for sure, than mock you for liking or for disliking it
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