On behalf of Doctor Timothy Leary and in association with the Legion of Illuminated Social Rejects, and as an influential administrator and creator of musical chaos in these so called United States, I stand as a messenger of strangeness this evening in order to impress upon, or at least to instruct, the honerable musicians as to the methods and motives of a truly bizzare reality: The Weird Revolution. Thomas Jefferson, co-founder and president of this normally corrupt nation said, "If god is truly just I tremble for the fate of my country." Secondly, there are some dynamics at play which I must familiarize you with: the so-called "weirdos" in this country stand as completely freaked out by the normal man as the normal man is completely freaked out by the weird masses reaction to him. Which came first you may ask? Chicken or egg you may ask, well the chicken of course, and its time to break this weird ass chain. The weird masses dont want to be normalized, weirdos want to be abnormal! The freaks cant be formally normalized nor can we be normally formalized, what we want is complete weirdification! Basically we don't want weirdness from the normal man! We don't want to be freaked out by the normal man! We want to outfreak the normal man! The normal man entices and prostitutes and preforms surgry on our weird women! Yes, even your mother could be a victim of his plastic fantasies, and if you weird out his daughter he'll blast your ass. Whats good for the goose is good for the gander are you freaking with me. Whats good for the goose is good for the gander, so you can pluck out his feathers and smile, because you are defending our weird women from the freaky-ass thoughts of the bug-eyed bow-legged NORMAL MAN!
[ Video ID: A YTP of a training video for grocery store employees. A man in a grey suit and blue tie speaks to the camera, but his words have been edited in post: "If you suspect a customer of shoplifting, do not take action. Do not tell your manager for any reason. Your manager will take it too far. The key point to remember is, don't become a snitch. Any type of "snitchuation" affects your community negatively. We understand that many people are in financially detrimental types of situations. Do them a favor and don't get involved. Just let them steal from your store's enormous amount of extra profits because after all, everyone should be able to eat and that's common sense. Well, take care and stay fresh!" End ID. ]
I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad
Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay
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