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Remus Lupin’s lover | Professional procrastinator | AO3 addict

[the-star-addict]

I like how no matter what fic, ship, or AU, Harry just really really likes his treacle tart

[ricochetyears]

no bc sirius black is a walking jewelry box. he’s always decked out: at least two or three earrings on each earlobe, stacked earcuffs (especially the chained ones that dangle when he moves), belly chains, toe rings, ankle bracelets, rings for days, and random circlets when he wants to serve elf princess realness. the boy just loves feeling pretty and adorned and no one can stop him

[fleamontsdoe]

“Fuck you” Regulus Black and “Fuck me yourself, you coward” Barty Crouch Jr

[moonytoast34]

remus the typa guy who can't hear a word anyone says so he just nods his head and smiles. this results in him accidentally agreeing to a lot that he definitely doesn't actually agree with.

[mydearestmoonyy]

james stopped saying “it’s on your left” because sirius will anyways always look right first

[ghostofcarmilla]

I… also think for a moment which way is left…. You guys just know which way is left? Like no thought process?

[ghostofcarmilla]

Wonder who’s gonna wear it

[ghostofcarmilla]

Frankie on my fyp:

Remus: I am going to fucking rearrange your guts

Sirius: *starts undressing*

Remus: Why are yo- I’m not flirting, I’m threatening you! Put your clothes back on!

Honestly. I can see it.

[sincerelyemery]

27. in honour of tonights match

[emoparamore]

gerard way @ florence

[ghostofcarmilla]

Saw MCR in Florence. Guys my life long dream has been achieved. If I die tomorrow I die satisfied and content. There is nothing more I want from my life anymore.

[ghostofcarmilla]

Saw Fagioli on the menu. I guess people can order me now..?

[mybodyisrotten]

Eat the rich barty x the rich evan but in a cannibalistic all consuming way if you get what i mean.

[creativepromptsforwriting]

I don't need AI to write. I can create fake scenarios in my head perfectly fine myself.

[ghostofcarmilla]

At this point I just wanna be held, even if it’s at gunpoint.

[slytherin0607]

Sirius: Why is James sitting on the floor?

Peter: Better question: why is Regulus sitting on the table?

Remus: And why are they staring at each other?

Sirius: James?

James: Shh.

Sirius: No.

James: We're in a debate.

Regulus: He's losing.

James: I am not.

Regulus: You are.

James: Reggie, my beloved, my sunshine, my heart—

Sirius: HE CALLED YOU SUNSHINE?

Regulus: Yes.

Sirius: YOU'RE REGULUS BLACK.

Regulus: I know.

Sirius: You're the human equivalent of a thunderstorm.

Regulus: That's not relevant.

James: It is to me.

Sirius: Stop looking at him like that.

James: Like what?

Sirius: Like he's hung the moon.

James: He didn't hang it.

James: But if he asked me to, I'd try.

Remus: That's concerning.

Peter: Deeply concerning.

Regulus: See? This is why he's losing.

James: Explain.

Regulus: I asked him what he'd do if I suddenly became a criminal mastermind.

Peter: Suddenly?

Sirius: Good catch.

Regulus: And his answer was "supportive husband."

Sirius: WHAT?!

James: In my defense, I said supportive husband who occasionally suggests less illegal alternatives.

Remus: That's not better.

James: It's a little better.

Regulus: Then I asked if he'd report me to the authorities.

Peter: Please tell me you said yes.

James: I said I'd need more information.

Sirius: JAMES.

James: What if he had a good reason?

Sirius: THERE IS NO GOOD REASON TO BECOME A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND.

Regulus: That's a very closed-minded attitude.

Sirius: REGULUS.

James: That's what I said!

Sirius: WHY ARE YOU ENCOURAGING HIM?!

James: I'm not encouraging him. I'm listening to his perspective.

Remus: Which is?

Regulus: World domination.

Peter: Ah.

Remus: Right.

Sirius: Fantastic.

James: See, when you phrase it like that, it sounds bad.

Regulus: It does sound bad.

James: Exactly.

Sirius: THERE IS NO BETTER WAY TO PHRASE WORLD DOMINATION.

Regulus: Global management.

James: That's much nicer.

Sirius: I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS.

Peter: Four idiots.

Remus: Three idiots and me.

Peter: Fair.

James: Reggie wouldn't actually take over the world.

Regulus: Thank you.

James: He hates managing people.

Regulus: Exactly.

James: Too much paperwork.

Regulus: Finally, someone understands me.

Sirius: So your defense is that he's too lazy to be evil?

James: Efficient. Not lazy.

Regulus: Thank you, darling.

Sirius: Stop rewarding him!

James: Sorry, what were you saying? I got distracted by Regulus calling me darling.

Regulus: Pathetic.

James: Do it again.

Regulus: Darling.

James: Thank you.

Sirius: I'M GOING TO WALK INTO THE LAKE.

Remus: You said that yesterday.

Sirius: And they got worse overnight.

Peter: Honestly, that's impressive.

Regulus: Thank you.

James: He's been working very hard.

Sirius: THAT'S NOT THE PART I WAS COMPLIMENTING.

[dazzlemebaby]

James: Hey Reg, can you pass me my glasses?

James: Reg?

James: Reg, they're like, right in front of you. On the coffee table.

James: Regulus.

James: ...are you ignoring me?

James, pouting: Baby, please.

Sirius, around the corner: Pay up.

Remus, handing over money, still staring at the pile of clothes with a wig James is talking to: You know what, I'm not even mad. Wow. I didn't think he was that blind.

[sable-520]

James 🤝 Barty

Knife kink